What A Gobbler!

Rating: 1/10 (29 May 2005)

I was trapped at a family gathering and forced to sit through this turkey, or else insult my host! Who can I send a bill to at Disney to get my time back? Plot TOTALLY predictable, I could tell you which movie EVERY SCENE was ripped off from, same for the music, no chance passed over to make some politically correct, feminist, Dad is a moron little message.
WAY too long! I don't think I'll ever watch another Disney movie again.
I don't know of any kids who are stupid enough to enjoy this loser!
I don't care about special effects, I've got to have a STORY!
Why doesn't Hollywood believe in hiring real writers anymore?
Save this one for Thanksgiving dinner!