The Ignorables

Rating: 3/10 (14 July 2016)

This is without a doubt the worst movie Pixar has ever released. Normally a Pixar movie leaves you with a feeling of hope, warmth, SOMETHING other than frustration and disgust. Unfortunately, The 'Incredibles' didn't give us that luxury. Why? Let me explain.
First of all, the whole family dynamic is just annoying to me. You have a family of super heroes with two REALLY annoying children. And since they have super powers they can use those to be even MORE annoying. When I was a kid, I never said to myself 'man, I want to see kids in my movies' because even then I knew that kids were annoying in movies and shows a lot of the time. I have never seen the addition of kids to an idea EVER making it better (ala friends, ghostbusters, ninja turtles, how i met your mother) and all it did was put some children in precarious situations where you know they won't die because of a combination of it being Pixar and them being children. Also, did I mention they were annoying?
I was not a fan of what they did with the villain as well. So you're telling me that the family of superheroes that were born with their superpowers are the good guys, while the person who was born with none and had to work hard and invent things to become super is the bad guy. Nice job movie. Hard work is for chumps. Just be born special. That always irritated me. (also we have Mr. Incredible to thank for his creation in the first place)
Another stupid thing in this film is the watchmen like ban on superheroes. I never got how anybody enforces that. So you're basically saying that since the superheroes are forced to stop using their powers that all of a sudden the super villains are going to be like 'oh, well, i guess we have to stop now too.' no. of course they're not. They're going to go 'wow there's no more super heroes! Let's take over EVERYTHING' But of course this movie is too stupid to thank of that.
And of course, instead of having to rehabilitate the villain at the end with Mr Incredible having to take responsibility for his recuperation, nope, let's just kill him because that's easier and ties everything together in a nice little package.
With the exception of SLJ's character and the villain, nearly everyone annoyed me, especially with the 'noble' don't hurt my family mentality that we're supposed to feel sorry for him because we feel he's a 'good father' despite the fact that he couldn't control his anger nearly killing his boss and went off being a superhero behind his wife's back and nearly got them all killed. What a prince.
I will probably get minuses for this review but I don't care. If you like this movie, fine. But I cannot understand the love of this film and it frustrates every time someone says it is good. It's not. I wouldn't even put it on the low side of mediocre. All that being said, it's a 3 out of 10.