Funny movie, but not in a good way

Rating: 3/10 (16 February 2009)

Possible spoilers, i guess. I paid 4.95 plus tax for this movie, on pay per view, but it was worth about 4. Bruce lives in Brazil, searching for cure. He writes on his computer to some strange, mysterious Mr. Blue, who may help. Than special commando comes to get him, he runs away to Virginia university and ....blah blah, so on, so on, Liv Tyler loves him, Mr. Blue helps him, he fights Abomination, wins physically and morally (see for yourselves) and da end. The movie is really silly. William Hurt - mix of Sam Elliot and Steven Seagall - with "evil eyebrow" , plays "general" who wants to get Hulk. He, for some reason, instead getting a whole platoon of navy seals, or rangers or other commandos, gets Emil Blonsky, who is some kind of mercenary or something. Blonsky gets hooked on catching Hulk and gets himself injected. After the injection he can run like the wind (the scene is exactly like the one from original Superman, when young Clark tries to be faster than train) - silly. Edward Norton runs like a girl, looks miserable and can travel without a passport and green card from Guatemala to Virginia USA in about 2 weeks. Hulk - his hair move in slow motion, he can finally talk, and have some secret power of stopping fire with clapping hands.
Perhaps my version had some troubles with editing, or this movie is that bad. Fighting scenes looked like taken from the A-Team, nobody gets hurt, Hulk is rather week, he gets easily beaten and bruised.
I can recommend this to 10 years old, but that's all. bye.