Big monster sock creature has tantrum and you pay to watch.

Rating: 6/10 (19 May 2012)

Wow. There was film Hulk from Avenger. This film not like other film in Avenger but still not mean it any good. Stars Edward norton who used to be actor but now plank of wood with face drawn on it. He so good in Fight Club as crazy man putting penis clips in kid film but must be fluke. I hear he hard man to work because perfectionist. I think no. He can't act in this. Like he read lines from inside hand and shows emotion like sushi chef serving twitchy, still alive fish to fat tourist. Why tourists so fat? Nobody fat in films. So film looking bit tired. CGI got better now and big tantrum-monster look like green sock floating around in washing machine. Funny though, he more emotion than Edward Norton. OK, so this Incredible Hulk but another film called Hulk recent. This made to fit better into avenger film (why bother, film suck so hard it could pull monkey through 20 yards of garden hose?) So it is transparent and little bit embarrass. Like advert for worse film coming. Expect temper-monster to shout "Give me your money or I punch you in 3D." No canon to this film and begin only flashback in credits. Borrow little bit from other and from old TV series, even gamma radiate part copy from TV so audience can relate. Don't want to relate, want to be entertain. So monster do monster things. Blow up stuff, roar a lot. Nobody cares. Hollywood can't understand basic thing. We don't care. Give us character we relate. We invest, we want best outcome for them. Green temper-monster big version of annoy actor who entire facial expression is movement of left eyebrow by half centimeter. is not good. We don't care. Pause to make tea. We forget film is paused and not because tea full of special drink made in bathtub. Usually that but not this time. And his girlfriend. Her lips massive now, she been kissing angle grinder? She eat mushroom soup? She talk soft and with acting range of a hair dryer. She like on sleeping drugs all way through. She act like audience act when they watch this. So film a bit different from Captain iron man. Look a bit different and have own style. That is good, like that. Ends nowhere and hint at avengers in credits make no sense with other film meant to connect. Plot hole you can throw a tank thought. Nobody care though if Edward Norton throw it. Just make us yawn. It has villain who have own motivation although by end of film writers give up, probably drunk on bathtub liquor. End with big fight which taught me new thing. Apparent a big chain is more effective than all firepower of US army. Maybe this is why US army not good fighting wars. Other countries armed with chains and planks of wood with nails in while they only have tanks and cannons. Poor them. So we have lots of action scene and we have CGI monster sock creature. We have explode, villain who starts caring what he does but then just decide to be another monster for some reason. Is sloppy work but basically not terrible. Better than Thor. Not good as Iron man but villain far better than Captain American. Good enough if you don't take your brain with you to cinema. If you think film should pose interest question and be artistic then film might make you want gouge out your eyes with chopstick.