What are these reviewers smoking??

Rating: 2/10 (6 May 2020)

This was utter garbage of a movie! Aside from a young Tom Holland doing a fairly good job, every one else sucked! Why was Watts face purple the whole movie but not the rest of her body or anyone else's? Ewan McGregor's crying/babbling phone call to his mom was cringeworthy and everyone sitting around him saying "come on" you can do it... call her back, was just plain stupid! THEN their insurance company of all things send what is basically a private jet to go pick them up to fly them to Singapore for her medical care was laughable! Has anyone every had their insurance company send a private jet to go get them? This was just stupid and insulting! Do yourself a favor and don't watch this garbage!
Oh wait one more thing... Watts has NO English accent, McGregor very little and the kids have it so thick (esp Holland) that they couldn't possibly be related!
Wow this was just dumb. Music was spot on to tell you how to feel so don't worry, you'll know!