Worst Movie Ever? In My Book, Worse Than That

Rating: 1/10 (10 April 2011)

Up there with "Plan 9 from Outer Space" as one of the worst movies ever made. Apparently the budget did not provide for a script editor or for any technical advisors with any military experience whatsoever. As such, the film cannot survive its first 5 minutes without committing so many implausible blunders and ridiculous mistakes that it is an insult to every Army veteran like myself who served in country. I viewed it at the VA hospital - half were laughing hysterically, the other half left after about 15 minutes because, well, it is such a stupid movie. Of course, here comes the barrage of "Well, if it was so bad, why did it win the Oscar? Huh? Answer me that one!" The answer is simple - it was the largest public F-U in history, in front of X-million Oscars viewers, aimed toward James Cameron for being such a "difficult" person to work with. Hatred for his Avatar technology, despite it being the most successful movie in history, made the incestuous voters unite to send him the ultimate insult - giving his ex-wife the best movie statue that was rightfully his. Katherine Bigelow couldn't direct traffic in a phone booth.