Was this story made by a 15-year-old modern warfare 3 noob?!

Rating: 1/10 (23 May 2010)

I don't even know if this one deserves to be reviewed. I laughed after I saw it, and I crapped my pants when it won best picture. I should just forget this film ever existed. But I really wanna point out the full extent of this film's stupidity, (as much as it may hurt).
2004 Baghdad, U.S. Army bomb squad loses it's bomb disarmer, (Guy Pearce). Replacement Jeremy Renner is a loose cannon who plays by his own rules and disregards safety for either himself and his fellow sergeants, not to mention the rules of the U.S. Army. Recklessness causes emotional struggle when the sergeants open their eyes to the true life risking danger of war.
Message: War is addicting. MAKES NOOOOOOO SENSE!!! You'd have to be dumb as a rock to come up with that. Apparently watching people die is more addicting than cocaine or weed, (for this guy anyway). What, this films trying to be realistic!?, (throws up). Realistic my ass! this guy'd be thrown out of the Army in a millisecond. Hell! Half the crap these guys pull would get them thrown out. A guy holds a knife up to the neck of his own comrade, and earlier contemplated killing him by blowing him up. One of them wounds the other in the leg, (I like the scene out of making me laugh), and goes out on his own for a personal issue.
And man is it boring. Nearly fell asleep if it weren't for the booming surround sound. Most scenes consist of disarming a bomb, with pointlessly extended suspense thrown in, and hardly any action scenes.
I think iv'e made my point. Overrated does not begin to say it. At first I thought, (did I see a different film?) but no, it was the one praised by critics, and won best picture. My jaw dropped to the ground. Can't say iv'e had this experience, since I enjoy most best picture winners, and if I don't, I don't really hate them. But wow. Just wow! Just goes to show women cannot direct war films. Only reason this was praised was most likely because the director is a woman. I guarantee that's why. All I can say to conclude this is, WOW!