A great addition to my bonfire kindling

Rating: 1/10 (26 December 2014)

Well, as usual I got to play babysitter and watch this garbage with a bunch of emo teen girls (I'm an eighteen year old girl but I can't stand this trendy dystopian romance crud that's popular right now) when I'd rather be watching The X-Files... I HATE THE HUNGER GAMES BOOKS, MOVIES, HELL, THE WHOLE FRANCHISE! It's a sad day for society when reviewers are giving this load of crud a 10/10 stars. And the main character, whom my little brother and I have dubbed 'Catpiss' in place of Katniss, is so UGLY! A terrible acting job from her, and from most of the other actors as well... ugh, don't even get me started on the soundtrack, and the plot is just a sci-fi Twilight copycat. There's nothing even remotely creative or intelligent about this franchise, this addition is just as bad as the previous two movies. The CGI was horrible, and reviewers are seriously calling this the best movie of 2014, "a heart-pumping dystopian masterpiece", they say! Ewww! Obviously they've never watched real movies, back when people still had brains, dystopian movies like Soylent Green, The Omega Man, Eraserhead and Logan's Run... I feel depressed to think of what the world is coming to, accepting this cow patty of a movie as anything good to watch... maybe I'll build a concrete bunker underground, climb inside with movies and books actually worth paying attention to, and wait for the idiots in society to disappear. Still, when Mockingjay comes out on DVD, it'll be perfect to burn in my annual Canada Day bonfire this July! If you follow in my footsteps, I respect you for retaining your dignity... if you still think The Hunger Games is a good thing, I pity you and hope you can find a good doctor to help you get back to normal sanity.
The Hunger Games is pathetic, rips off other series' ideas and is just a way to suck money away from teenagers who think it's cool. Apparently part 2 of Mockingjay is coming out soon, kill me now! I don't think I've seen a movie so dull, cheap and stupid in a long time! What ever happened to good movies, movies with some substance and not just a flashy poster and trailer? Now I feel like going back in time to the Eighties with my laptop, Super 8 camera and collection of books and living out life in a decade where people weren't devolving back into apes...
My god, what a BAD movie! I know I'm sort of ranting, but it was terrible! :(