The Crying Games

Rating: 1/10 (2 July 2015)

Dull, Lifeless, and full of Crying and Sobbing, this is an Unbearable and Undeniable Cash Register Ringing Abomination. Nothing much Happens, a lot of Time is spent Talking about Things rather than Showing Things, You know like a Movie might like to Occasionally.
Big Name Stars are Wasted with Cardboard Characters in Goofy Get-Ups. Don't You Love Woody Harrelson's Hair Hat. All of the Actors could have Learned Their Lines in an Afternoon, while Taking Time for a Lunch-Break.
The Action Scenes, the Few there are, are Listless and Colorless. The Sentimentality is High and Emotional Outbursts are a Daily Routine. Jennifer Lawrence Shoots Her Bow Once and the Result of the "Rebelliousness" has to be Seen to be Believed.
Fun Fact: This Third Part, Actually Part 1, if Anyone is Keeping Track, made Three Times its Budget. That is Extraordinary. The Only Thing about this Thing that is Extraordinary.