78 000 000 dollars of manure

Rating: 1/10 (6 August 2012)

I was so bored at some points during this movie, that i started to play games on my phone.
Its so predictable and clichéd that I don't even have to write any spoilers. You will figure the entire plot out at least 10min in advance throughout the whole movie.
The story, illogical and dreadful. The acting, just painful. The special effects budget is spent on the wrong scenes and feels just wasted. The humor, none whatsoever even though it tries at some points.
It is also very clear that they put a whole team of cultural marxists in charge of the production. You have the multicultural towns being oppressed by the white-only bad people. You have not one but three(!) hero black people, one with a sexy touch.
It also fails as a love story since the main character gets emotionally gang banged.
In summary: Painful.