Worst Eating Competition Documentary Ever!

Rating: 2/10 (15 October 2014)

So my fiancé and I are about 3/4ths of the way through watching "The Hunger Games," and to my dismay, they've hardly even eaten ANYTHING throughout the entire movie!
Here I am thinking it's a documentary on professional eating contests... boy, was I wrong.
Thought I was gonna get some inside info in prep for the Maple Syrup Festival at which I am going to attempt to devour 83 and 7/16ths pancakes to break the current world record of 83 and 3/8ths pancakes, but NO!
All they do is run around this computer generated forest, climb trees, dodge giant fireballs, sleep, make out, and try to brutally slaughter each other with knives, swords, spears, bows, and other crazy barbaric weapons.
Oh yeah, and magical medicine that fully heals gaping wounds and third degree burns overnight falls from the sky... literally, highly advanced medicinal care-packages tied to balloons evidently materialize spontaneously for the main characters at the most convenient times - like when someone's about to bleed out or lose a leg because of their bone deep incision from a sword laceration.
It's SOO riveting and exciting! I can't take my eyes off the screen! Right... I can barely keep my eyes open is more accurate.
(I) Swear to God, if I don't get some scrawny man voraciously annihilating absurd numbers of hot dogs in the next 30 minutes...
I R DISAPPOINT!