unwatchable

Rating: 3/10 (24 March 2012)

Three major things wrong with this movie. And unlike every other bad review its not because something didn't match up with the book...
1: This should have been an adult rated film: and I'm not saying that because I'm against kids watching anything gory. I watched the shining when I was 6 (even though a theater filled with unsupervised teenyboppers was greatly annoying especially since they talk through every preview except that sparkling vampire crap)... I'm saying this because the movie needed a more realistic gore. Every time you are about to see any kind of physical damage it cuts out that angle. this brings me to my next point.
2: Who edited this movie?: From the very beginning of the movie to the bitter end there is senseless shaky-cam and 180 cuts, theirs even a cut just about every second and a half. This movie moves so fast it gives you a headache and I wish I was taking about the story line.
3: Combine my first two points into one whopping one: The worst part of this movie is that you wait sooo long for anything cool to happen, through the yawns you finally get to start seeing action, and then what happens? faster cuts and ten times the shaky cam. If you try and watch these scenes yer eyes would cross. That right there sums it up, you wait for a good scene then you cant even watch it...
(The only way this movie has gotten any good reviews is from the teenagers they decided to make this for.. Lets look at the kinds of cinematic expertise they have in there favorite selection: Twilight, high school musical, ... I'm sorry I don't know any teen spawned crap flics kinda happy I don't they give me a headache.) Any teenager reading this that is angry give it 6-10 years go back and watch it and see if I'm right.