Speechless.

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2007)

I was actually going to write an informative and in depth review of this movie. Then I realised I would have to remember the scenes in detail, which practically scared me. The acting, screenplay.. I don't know where to begin.
Never been so shocked and offended in my life. Cameron Diaz, the acting... so transparent. It was made clear to see she was merely passing her time high on drugs waiting for the paycheck to arrive.
The scenes were totally lacking humour, romance, emotion, talent. I coudn't help but stare at the 3 people in the whole theatre, out of about 50, that laughed. I felt cheated for wasting time and money to actually see this.
By the end, I wanted to repeatedly punch someone in the face.