Spectacular...

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2007)

Truly, in its awfulness. Though other reviewers have amply covered what I want to say about this dreadful film I feel I need to add mine if only to dilute those reviews from imbeciles who have rated it at anything over 1 star.
I will never go to see a film with Cameron Diaz in it ever again. And I also know I will never get back the 2 hrs 20 minutes I wasted watching this drivel. I couldn't leave early because I was trapped in my seat between two fat women munching tractor loads of popcorn.
IMDb won't let me post this without 10 lines of review text, so...
1. Cameron Diaz - rolling your eyes around your head, and waving your arms around a lot does not constitute acting ability.
2. What was the point of the old-fellow? Other than some gratuitous self back-slapping.
3. When does it ever snow in Surrey?
4. Jude Law, it may be some time before I take you seriously again.
5. Kate Winslet - what were you thinking of?
6. It's time the BBFC introduced a system of IQ ratings for films.