Horrible

Rating: 1/10 (13 April 2008)

Under unfortunate circumstances, I was forced to watch this garbage on a bus trip to Florida. May I say that this is possibly the worst conceived movie I have seen since Alone in the Dark, and I don't say that a lot.
Where to start? The all-star cast, including Jude Law, Kate Winslet, the wonderful Jack Black in a not-so-wonderful role, and Cameron Diaz just did not seem to spark any magic. The Jude Law-Cameron Diaz storyline pretty much dominated the movie, Jack Black barely has enough screen time to make his character enjoyable, and a miscast Eli Wallach seemed out of place. Cameron Diaz showed me that her acting chops are pretty much nonexistent, and some of the scenes went on for way too long. I was hoping that one of the characters would die in some sort of misfortunate accident in which I would've rejoiced. Alas, it did not happen.
Overall, this movie is complete garbage. The movie itself is over two hours long. Way too long for a chick flick like this. It felt like the movie dragged on and on and on. Hand me Manos the Hands of Fate, and I'll gladly watch that twenty times than have to watch this crap again. 1/10