I can't believe I paid money to watching Cameron Diaz ramble

Rating: 1/10 (25 December 2006)

I love movies. I love to go to them and it takes a really BAD movie to make me feel like I've wasted my time. Seriously, this movie was a huge waste of time. The entire movie was "hey! Lets watch this American girl ramble on and on" like they thought it was cute. It wasn't. Maybe it could've have been cute with someone who is actually adorable and has at least some acting abilities, but it wasn't. I felt like I sat in that theatre for five hours when it was really only 2 and a half. Even delicious popcorn couldn't satisfy me. Jude Law is gorgeous as always, but it wasn't even good gorgeous. This movie is pg-13, so anything Jude Law might have been able to do to save the movie would've required an r-rating. The writers apparently felt that Kate and Jack Black weren't worth developing on. By the time they got to where they are at the end I had no idea how it happened. anyways, before I sound like I'm rambling, totally and completely worthless. Save your money and go see something violent.