"You look like my Barby"

Rating: 2/10 (21 April 2010)

Superficial, manipulative Hollywood junk written by the same computer program most of these are only with the "dialogue lines length parameter" set to double of normal as characters are basically thinking and occasionally even reading out loud, which is just an incredibly stupid thing to do. The characters can be entirely described by their professions - script writer, producer, film composer and so on - making me wonder if Nancy Meyers ever took a step out of Beverly Hills. Starring seduced Jude Law, castrated Jack Black, Cameron Diaz on ecstasy and die-trying Kate Winslet, all just frustratingly overplaying their roles which still don't feature any real human characteristics and thereby look like cut-outs from an Elle magazine. Basically everyone is acting as inflatable romantic-robots, always barbarically bashing out the perfect line that "every woman would want to hear" at that point. I wonder if the generation growing up on these things will reflect some of it in their private lives.
If you want real feelings, turn to Wes Anderson or Sam Mendes.