Poor scenario

Rating: 3/10 (30 December 2013)

This movie really tried hard to have more action than The Expendables. And it almost succeeded in doing so. Oh yeah, we can see the Necromancers' Tomb, but only for a few second for a poor joke. Oh yeah, we can see THE ALMIGHTY SAURON battling against Gandalf... For 1,5 minutes (nicely enough for a trailer scene) RLY, Peter Jackson? Four words for Sauron, a minute battle, the same scenes of Gandalf trying not to sh~ bricks, and all Sauron can do is to make some 5 shitty fractals of himself? Man, I'm gonna puke now... Tauriel heals the gnome. The Great Magic Spell of Ultra Curing is "Ne Ni Na No Ni nanana blah-blah-blah". Repeat 3 times in extra case. RLY? Peter Jackson, all you had was hiragana at the moment?
But yeah, the one and only positive moment is that you can now fap on your favorite Lilly dressed in elvish.