Yet another explosion of lack of talent by Jackson

Rating: 1/10 (1 February 2014)

Awful from beginning to end.
Once again Mr. fatso Jackson peed and pooed over a milestone of literature and nobody seems to be willing to stop him.
Everything wrong, nothing to do with the book which he probably didn't even buy and read.
Fake, made up characters, disappearing characters but unluckily most of all flat and dull characters.
Script is nothing a 7 yo playing Pokemons video-games all day couldn't write for show and tell about orcs.
Not The Hobbit at all, and an awful film anyway, boring, stupid, dull and pointless.
Even CGI lacks heart, it only looked like they had nothing else to slip in than a collection of silly random brawls never mentioned in the book.
Add a love story between a dwarf and an elf which naturally simply doesn't exist in the original story and all in all is as likely to happen in northern mythology as a tapir graduating in aerospace engineering.
I could go on for hours with spoilers for mock sake but I'll just add that watching this movie without being horribly disappointed would be a sign of low rated brains.
Considering how much they must have spent on marketing, all these high ratings are making me raise serious doubts upon IMDb credibility, as I am honestly sorry to admit...