Must Destroy The Precious

Rating: 1/10 (12 January 2015)

Firstly I loved the Lord of The Rings trilogy, but these Hobbit movies are so bad that they need to be tossed into the fiery pit of Mount Doom more so than the "One Ring" itself. Imagine Peter Jackson stroking and clutching them as they plummet to their fate.
As Sméagol was once a good, decent hobbit, corrupted by the One Ring, Peter Jackson too was a good director, full of love for these stories. But Jackson too, has been corrupted by power,'gollum!', murdering his friend Tolkien as surely as Sméagol murdered Deagol.
He is tricksies and false, yes! He makes up stories in the hobbitsies movies that didn't exist in the hobbitsies books! GOLLUM! GOLLUM! He adds boring, nasty tasting chase scenes to stretch the story into more movies. GOLLUM! and adds nasty, false characters that we never reads of in "The Hobbitsies". GOLLUM! GOLLUM! He lies to us about characters like Bard and creates love stories that are false. GOLLUM!