middle earth porn

Rating: 1/10 (19 March 2014)

The Lord of the Rings succeeded by making a world beyond movie-goers imaginations into a reality. The Hobbit took that reality and turned it into pornography. Middle Earth isn't real any more. In LOTR a viewer could actually believe that a hobbit could kill Shelob and an elf could bring down an Oliphant. The Hobbit destroys all that with "Road Runner" cartoon physics and fights totally exaggerated for no purpose other than a few seconds of WTF? One fine dwarf was replaced by a gaggle of "Star Trek" Ferengi space Jews. One unlikely romance was replaced by one nonsensical. Trying to be true to JRR is one thing but thinking you can do better results in trash.