Tolkienator

Rating: 2/10 (9 March 2015)

A confused succession of battles with random computer generated explosions. Ridiculous low and deep voices prophesying additional dramas, primarily consisting in the screen flickering in black, white and red. In short, a rough and noisy chaotic mess. The mixture of grotesque costumes and clumsy computer graphics regularly distracts us from the narrative. Poor dialogs, declaimed with theatricality, between exploding stuff, do not help to follow the story. The characters are soulless and frozen caricatures. Those guys should have had a look at Tolkien's writings, instead of watching Saint Seiya manga series, but they probably can't read. To be honest, I lowered down the volume and played crosswords after 30 minutes. I got much more excited...