They forgot the great earth eaters!

Rating: 10/10 (21 December 2014)

What in god's holy name was this? I mean holy god it abandoned all pretense of being a serious hobbit movie. The minute Galadriel busted out her weirded up zombie magic to beat Sauron back, I got confused. When enormous earthworms burst out of the mountain to let the goblins through, I was even more confused. When Dain told the elves to Sod Off, I gave up and started laughing. I mean, holy god, what bad From-Outer-Spaces were the screenwriters on when they wrote this masterpiece? Azog stabbed Thorin in the foot through like a foot of ice, for Fegelein's sakes! They then concluded the hackneyed romance plot with three elves who will never love again and some From-Outer-Space chosen one implication of Aragorn, with From-Outer-Spaceanduil or whatever his name was telling Legolas to go find someone called Strider. I couldn't follow the plot and I do a lot of From-outer-spaces, guys. I loved the From-Outer-Spaces out of this movie and would not change a thing. Ten out of Ten, will watch again. Preferably From-Outer-Space.