Hey, gang. Let's make a movie and see how much money we can make.

Rating: 4/10 (29 May 2017)

Let's have some great fight scenes and string them together with the old familiar actors, and see if we can fool everyone into thinking its a good movie.
What do you mean "stay true to the story?" We have to stretch one novel onto three really long movies. We've got all these great sets and great costumes and props and what not. We gotta use 'em. We'll tell them it's good, they gotta believe us.
We'll reuse all of the old special effects. If they worked before they should work again. These fans will buy anything. They are so easy to fool.
When we are done, what movie do you want to make next?