Finally! Some action!

Rating: 7/10 (18 March 2015)

"Waah! They split The Hobbit into three movies!" SHADDDUP! As if it comes to the surprise of nobody that Hollywood is in it for the money, not the art. I think I'm one of the select few that actually liked Battle Of The Five Armies. We finally get some action! No more constant walking and talking. Clerks II said it best with the Lord Of The Rings films, "Even the trees walk." In the newest installment, Bilbo and a bunch of midgets are forced into a war with Sauron's army of Orcs and other freaks as they try to protect lonely mountain or something. Whatever, I was in it for the action, and action is what I got. The DVD/Blu-ray is awesome with great picture, sound and packed with special features. Although I suspect a Super, mega deluxe bullshit version is in the works. Say what you will about the newest Hobbit, that it doesn't follow the books to a "T" or that the whole trilogy was a cash grab. At the very least, you have to admit that it was entertaining. Dude rode on a giant moose/dear thing. That kicks ass!