The Battle Scenes were great, the SFX was great, but the Script sucked butt glands dry

Rating: 6/10 (5 January 2015)

Their were parts in this movie, such as Thoren popping out of Erebor with his men, elves leaping over the dwarfs while unexpected, etc. that made this movie worth while, kept my blood boiling in inspiration and much more, then there were the scripts and the overly fast pace and the beginning half of the story that will haunt me forever. The Smaug scene I thought couldn't be any cheesier, Smaug's script in this scene made me think Smaug as a Dragon of high intelligence and fine words, to an average faq trd drake which I wouldn't mind see die any day, then there was Thoren's scripts which honestly couldn't be any cheesier either, while your expecting him to say something, perhaps something a little interesting or something out of the norm in his illness, he not only says it badly but the words are so basic and dull and boring and cheesy I can't even just ugh. Alfrid, should have died with the master in the boat in the beginning so that he wouldn't fvck up everything in the movie he just should have never even been added, he's not funny, he makes no positive existence in the movie, he just should die, like the actor in real life should die, so he won't ruin any more movies after this one. Now when Fili dies in front of Thoren his eyes water as if he was going to cry, but nothing comes out he is like choking on a clock or something then finally after 20 wasted seconds of the movie he spits out a "geh" and that's his reaction to one of his own close kin, just a "geh" not "nooooo!" or "FILI!!!" or something that would have been a so much easier and much more natural to do just a "geh" that right there will make me not able to function rightly for a long while. Then Kili's death wasn't as bad but was pretty close to it, Tauriel's reaction was similar to Thoren's except she cried a little and showed a tad bit more of emotion in her, yeah I can probably assume after all those Orc's beating the shxt out of you would probably make you weak, but damm th0t your only real love just died and you didn't even cry for his name or nothing you had no resent towards his killer, That's fvcken horse shxt, Peter Jackson is the worse director when it comes to sad scenes like holy shxt he is bad anyways moving on. Thoren fight Arzarch (too lazy to look up his name and spell it correctly sorry) then Thoren dies, of course Thoren continues on with boring cheesy crop coming out as his last words but he showed a little more improvement on that speech skill, just a tad bit anyways Bilbo Baggins reaction to Thoren's death was surprisingly not bad compared to the past ones, (seems like Hobbits are the only race with emotion) anyways it makes up for one of those horrible acting death scenes but not near enough to make up for both. Then mainly rest is all good. Overall great SFX except Legolas jumping on collapsed tower, that was pretty shxtee, some good parts but a lot more shxtee. Honestly the only successful Hobbit out of this series was the Second One, without the second one this series is absolutely shxt. Also guys don't bully me too hard for being sloppy typing this is my first review and therefore does not deserve to much brutal beating upon.