Stop saying this is Tolkien; this isn't Tolkien at all!

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2015)

This is one of the worst movies I ever seen. Yes, the former was a cliché phrase, but it goes very well with a movie full of them.
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First of all, who the hell is Tauriel? Where in all the Tolkien mithos is that unnecessary character? And why Tauriel gets more screen time than Bilbo? Damn, Jackson! Second, the extreme overuse of (bad) CGI. Sometimes seems that the orcs are just a mediocre 3D model with a poor AI in a bad video game. Sometimes they seems to have been copied and pasted by the hundreds. Where are the details, Peter? Third: the plot is simply awful. There is a lot of clichés, stupid Matrix-like action scenes and, worst of all, the forced love story between Kili and Tauriel. Again, who the hell is Tauriel? Fourth: Where is Beorn in this movie? One of the main characters in the book gives here fifteen seconds and no more, while "Tauriel" gives hours.
Fifth: What happened with the treasure, with all the gold? What happened with the people at the lake? Sixth: the goats. Why? The PIG. Can you believe it? A damn PIG in the middle of the battle.
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I can write hours and hours about how awful this movie is. Even when I watch it keeping in mind that this isn't an accurate adaptation. But you have the idea.
My advice? Don't waste your money. Read the book. Again if necessary.