I kept looking at my watch

Rating: 1/10 (17 December 2012)

It's a Friday night and i am twiddling my fingers what i should do for the evening, my friends call me up and say you want to make a journey to the cinema, it was unexpected as they normally want to go the local bar for a drink or two. They said let's go and watch The Hobbit, why not
There has been a lot of hype towards this movie and me being me, i am very sceptical about movies with over the top CGI. We arrived at the cinema in time, my friend ordered Sweet Popcorn which i don't like so i thought i would walk in the cinema empty handed.
The movie began and the CGI captivated me for about half hour but then i started to move around in my chair and feeling bored, bored to the point that i got off out of my chair and walked out the cinema trying to kill time in the ticket area. I pulled out my Iphone and went to my trusty IMDb app to check the duration of the movie, 169 minutes. The pain that i had to go back into the cinema and watch a very poor choice of a movie. Before i went in i purchased some popcorn so i can concentrate more on eating my refreshment then look a the screen.
There was no realism, for example a goblin vs a hobbit, who should win that round? The hobbit and dwarfs walking through the cliff tops - the mountains start to fight against each other and debris falls to the ground, but to my amazement the hobbit nor dwarf fell down the cliff, damn
The popcorn was running out the movie had an hour to go, i looked at my friends showed my hand to them, shook their hands and said i am off home. To sit in the cinema for another hour would have killed me, in fact i felt like standing in front of the screen and shouting out 'What a load of *&^t', i held back walked out through the exit with a smile on my face
I know its a fantasy movie but come on you can't review The Hobbit as 10 out 10
I give my salted popcorn 10 out of 10 for putting a smile on my face and entertaining me with its salty taste.