JACKSON vs. CAMERON: Round 3 - Jackson wins

Rating: 5/10 (22 December 2012)

He thought: "What? That fat Kiwi makes a trilogy, gets 11 Oscars, breaks MY box office record and invents new technologies? I'm no longer King of the World? Impossible! Quick, I need a story! Here, I wrote this when I was 15, it'll do: some blue creatures are fighting for their home planet because evil soldiers want to destroy it."
Jackson thought: "S**t. Didn't he hear my Kong screaming out loud from top of the Empire State Building that I'M the King now? Okay, Guillermo pi** off, I'll do it. But we need more than 3D, even if it looks like a Brazil soap-opera and they move like Chaplin. And I want lots of scenes to demonstrate how mind-blowing this new invention is, sorry Professor Tolkien."
Then Cameron announced, he'll shoot his sequel in 60fr/sec. "Oh yeah? Then I'll make a trilogy out of it and rent the summer of 2014."
So Round 4 will come with Avatar 2. Sure, I'll go and watch but I know now, I won't need a brain or - what's worse - a heart, only eyes and ears. Sorry guys, my heart will go on, probably to Avengers 2. Or back to LOTR.