Complete Joke...

Rating: 2/10 (11 December 2012)

"Hobbit" is a joke... Who can't see the mistakes in the movie is a child or an huge ignorant... Hobbits have mail in The Shire? Bilbo needs to sign a contract to join the dwarfs in their journey? Same Bilbo has an allergy??? What the f*** is that? I wanna see them using soap and taking Prozac to get better, considering the circumstances. I have to admit, I had huge expectations for this movie, but after watching it I was very disappointed. Too many simple mistakes, the set looks fake, the movie insists on too long faces closed shots (see Smeagol - Gollum sequence), the beginning, with the party at Bilbo's house doesn't bring any important significance to the story. Also, at the beginning, during the dwarf caste battle, many are in the fire, but no one has their long hair or beards burnt... Even a cartoon will show more accuracy in that regard... The whole movie looks like Cirque Du Soleil, not even a dwarf is injured, other than their king... After all those battles, nobody has a scratch on their faces, and Bilbo doesn't have a bad experience wearing The Ring. Elves have dark hair (!?!?) after we know Legolas had white hair when he was relatively young... Orks are starting to have more detail, but their voices are too clear and their English is immaculate... Really?