You silly sod! You got us all worked up!

Rating: 3/10 (4 January 2013)

Oh, should I've told you, that we got giant fkin birds? - No problem at all, not that we were almost get killed like a dozen times.

I'm really all for fantasy, but when the plot cannot reach the level of a kid cartoon that's really a nonsense. The only difference between this and a bad action movie is that Chuck Norris is now a wizard and called Gandalf.

What's the plan Gandalf? - We walk, fight, walk, run, fight, walk, run - if there's a problem then magic. - What if the magic won't work? - Miracles my friend, miracles.

If you liked the LOTR trilogy, avoid this, if you care about common sense, avoid this.