unexpectedly boring

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 2012)

This is what happens when you take a short pleasant novel and try to stretch it out into 3 excruciatingly long films. You add a massive amount of fluff, boring dialog, and cgi in the hope of squeezing an extra billion dollars out of the franchise. In doing that you make your audience wish they had bought a goblet of hemlock instead of a movie ticket. If you dig misplaced musical numbers by unusually short people with beards this is the movie for you. For everyone else stabbing your self in the eye with a fork might be a more pleasant experience. At least you will be less likely to fall asleep. Truly an abomination and an insult to a wonderful story.