What the F&^% happened

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2013)

So I am not the biggest fantasy epic, sword and sorcery fan. I did however enjoy the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. The huge scale of it was impressive and the story was relatively close to the originals as far as I could remember.
So I rented the Hobbit remembering the fun of the Trolls, the goblin capture, the riddling. All the good stuff.
What I got was a poorly, poorly crafted piece of crap that was made without care or quality. Just for laughs and fun.
I shut this off before even finishing it. It was completely ridiculous. essentially it was one long action sequence where all the midgets, sorry, little people should have died. I bore little resemblance to the books and even introduced a new villain that was throughout the movie. WTF!
Apparently the fame went to Peter Jackson's head and now he is pumping gout the same trite crap as James Cameron.
Skip this at all costs. For this movie is truly the death of all Middle Earth!