Possible Spoiler. Dialogue.

Rating: 7/10 (2 April 2013)

Why the grasp at cheap laughs? I mean, 'Ori: Have they got any chips?' Absolutely ruined that scene. Just, well, a stupid throw away line that just didn't need to be in the film. Were they American chips or British chips? Confusing for the Americans,' Have they got any chips?' It wasn't quite as bad as Dwarf throwing and shield surfing, but still, Pete, use the noggin' > DO IT SMART< Mr Tolkien will stab his pencil in your arm when he gets to see you. Otherwise, apart from the run through the Orc caverns... I mean, STOP it it's not a video game --AND I've told you before Pete, when you did King Kong, that nonsense of falling three kilometres on a log and surviving-- doing that really totally over the top scenario just makes us go 'WTF???' Will you listen to us! As you can craft such wonderful fantasy there is no need to go OTT. The story is magical enough, mate. As for 'chips' Jesus< JUST CRAP> don't do it! xx