The beard jewelery is amazing!

Rating: Null/10 (6 March 2013)

That is for me the best thing and the true innovation this film brings.
I really liked the cinematography and the scenery of New Dizzy Disney Zealand was great.
But nothing quite matches up the heights of the first ten minutes - the beard jewelery parade warrants a lifetime achievement award for artistic innovation or something!
The film took some time to unfold, but it had a steady pace - and now that I say pace, Lee Pace was so GAY - I will watch the Lord of the Rings Reloaded sequels just to see how gay he gets!
PS Too bad Barry Humphries as the Goblin King gets killed so early in the trilogy. Maybe we will have a chance to have him resurrected as Dame Edna Everage? That will be a dream come true!