Jason Schwartzman and Rin-Tin-Tin Take Wonderboy To Mos Eisley

Rating: 10/10 (20 June 2006)

I loved the original. I seriously can't decide which one I like more though.
When I was trapped in the desert with my family last summer, and the mutants launched their offensive, my father advised me to maintain a certain degree of weapon proficiency. He told me, "Son, please don't spray bullets in every direction the minute I catch fire. Take care of your mother, and don't let your sister get raped by radioactive rednecks." That's what he said.
I never got to use my gun. My sister gave it up willingly, and my Dad probably hitched to Las Vegas.
The Democrat that married my big sister acted a whole lot like the one in the movie. After our faithful canine had effectively saved all our lives by eating two or three atomic gimps, he took him off to the very same suburb that the Hulk grew up in, and promptly locked him in a hot car on a summer day. Then, when the dog attacked the biggest nuclear knucklehead of them all, Jason Schwartzman ran away like the French. The dog got punched, and the frog played Daredevil until the the fight got too stupid to continue.
This movie is a must see for anybody that loves icky movies. I loved it. I give it two thumbs up, and I will slap the next mutant I see.