I'm too old for this sh*t

Rating: 3/10 (21 April 2007)

I still consider myself a young man. I am 23, but every once in a while I realize that I am getting older. Back when I was a teenager I probably would have found this movie entertaining to some degree, but not now. The movie contains blood and gore ad libitum and clearly the special effects and make up teams had to earn their keep on the movie, but the story is both stupid and predictable, containing all the horror movie clichés from "bad guy being more stealthy than an F117", "good guys failing to realize that staying together might be their best option, deciding instead to split up at every possible moment", and of course the classic "bad guy has been blown up, shot, stabbed, beaten, and burned yet rises again for one last fight". If you simply want blood, gore, and cheap (very cheap!) thrills then this movie might be for you, but if you looking for a little more to rattle your cage, then do pass on this garbage.