beyond horrible

Rating: 1/10 (11 March 2006)

Where do i start? This is one of your typical unoriginal everyone-in-it-is-a-moron gore festivals. The thing that intrigued me most in this movie is that not only are the victims ridiculously stupid but so are the attackers. There are so many clichés in this movie and so many logical loopholes that i had a headache when i walked out. And what was worse: I heard people saying not only did they like it, but it was a good movie. Ugh. It kills me when great movies such as the recently Oscar-honored Crash and movies like Brokeback Mountain and The Constant Gardener cant hold water at the box office but crap like this seems to flood our cinemas with a society that obviously has lost the value of entertainment. OK now back to the movie at hand. It is worse than the 1977 original and that is saying a lot because it sucked blue chunks too. Instead of wasting your time on this idiotic remake(I'm beginning to hate that word, find a concrete wall, paint it, sit there until the paint is completely dry and you will have made better use of your time than you would watching this garbage. The Hill may Have Eyes. Too bad they couldn't see how much this movie sucks.