Crapola, with a CAPITAL C.

Rating: 1/10 (18 June 2006)

My god, I had hopes with this movie, when I saw the cover. It was a Friday, so me and my friend stacked beer, cigarettes, and chow, and eagerly put the DVD in. We finished four bottles of beer, and nothing had happened on the screen till then. Then the first "blood-thirsty-mutant" made her appearance. The thing looked like she'd been in a "soft" roadkill. How did the girl-monster acquire that face? Was she hit by a bicycle? Or did Dennis Rodman kissed her? I have no clue. Somewhere, this particular scene reminded me of I am Sam, but that is irrelevant.
Then the first dog was killed by one of the monster "thingummies". A little while later, the other monster made his appearance. I cried copious volumes of tears when I saw him. This one looked like he'd been hit with a pan, bottom first. Anyway, he sneered and jeered at the screen till I wanted to smash my TV.
And then the happy campers start getting killed, raped, and maimed. Yes, in that particular order. Then they trap a mutant and blow him to smithereens. They almost had a high-five sequence there. Then the lead guy pokes the Master-Monster in the eye and gets away with it too.
In the final scene, the survivors walk away in the sunrise or sunset. I was busy pulling the last strands of hair in my armpits by then anyway, so I didn't notice.
Verdict? I think a guy a guy in Ghana with a lower budget would have done a better job. This is easily THE worst movie I have ever seen. I mean, I live in India, and we have our own home-grown gore-masterpieces. But THIS movie, left me speechless.