Not Excellent! Makes You Laugh!

Rating: 4/10 (11 March 2006)

A previous reviewer is going to be wasting A LOT of money if he goes back to see this movie. I'm thankful that I didn't spend a penny to see it, other than the gas money I used in my car, because I work at a movie theater. I was working all day yesterday and decided to catch the last showing at 9:50 after I got off of work. It was obvious people had to get their late-night scary movie fix, because this was the only sold out showing of the day. Anyway, let me describe the movie for you.
-SPOILERS- The first time you see the beings that live in the hills makes you laugh and think of "The Goonies." I swear the whole theater began to chuckle, and I heard someone yell "Hey, you guys!" The beings were just hard to look at. The director did a good job, however, in making me sit in my seat and just want them dead! The whole theater actually cheered at the part where the one being gets stabbed in the head with the American flag. You're telling me that's horror when a theater full of people cheer? You've got to be kidding me.

MORE SPOILERS- I'm sorry, but this movie is not the best horror movie ever. The last 10 seconds, which are nothing but the survivors walking through the desert, are not the best 10 seconds to close a movie. If the reviewer that said that is such a horror movie buff, then how can he say that this movie is better than "SAW" in the last 10 seconds? I'm ashamed at that comment. Yeah, it shows the binoculars, but so what? You already knew that there were more out there. I don't think it sets up a sequel in any way. I can name 3 beings that I saw throughout the movie that I know weren't killed, so that ending didn't come as a shock to me. The acting is surprisingly well for a horror movie and the fact that no big actors/actresses are involved. Other than that, dull!