The Hills Have Eyes.......and they see crap.

Rating: 3/10 (3 June 2006)

Where do I begin you ask? I begin by saying i would have rather watched 16 episodes of Hey Dude, then proceed to watch an encore presentation of Sister Sister. The tag line for this movie is "The Lucky ones die first." But I disagree. I think the tag line should have been, "The lucky ones sit next to the exits so they can get the hell out of this awful movie as fast as humanly possible." Wes craven must have had some sort of mind altering drug flowing through his system when he wrote this movie in 1977. But the kind of drug that alters you're mind to make crap. In the beginning of the movie the genius suburban family take directional advice from the clearly drunken gas station attendant. Not only would I never take advice from this guy, but even if he were to clean himself up and work a 9 to 5 steady job in an office, where hes well respected by his fellow co-workers, and in the next couple weeks would definitely close the Johnson deal that has been frustrating the boss for weeks, I still wouldn't trust him with stapling the morning memo. I advise all to stay away. If you want to see Wes Cravens work see The People under the Stairs, or scream......well just people under the stairs.