Worst Ever?

Rating: 1/10 (22 October 2006)

I do like horror and gore has never been a problem (Carpenter's "The Thing" is among my favorite films) but I also come into a theater expecting to be entertained. "The Hills Have Eyes" provide NO entertainment of any sort. It's a movie that apparently, and firmly at that, believes that showing gratuitous violence and scenes straight out of the lowest snuff movie you can find (being burned at the stake anyone?)is somehow going to make it worth our while. In reality it just makes the filmmakers(?)look desperate for not having anything solid in which to cling this lame remake. I don't go into this sort of films expecting very literate plots but I do go under the assumption it at least will have one, not a car-breaks-down-mutants-attack doodle as a screenplay, I don't expect to encounter something written by chimps and that's what this one seems to be.