if stupid and scary is your thing...

Rating: 3/10 (7 March 2006)

this is your movie.
it's chock full of BOO! and gore and all kinds of silly scary stuff, but if you haven't turned your brain off altogether, you too will be annoyed. it was fun, but not that fun.
the story (and movie) has been done before, and while this version is far more ookie and blood and gutsy, it's really no better than the first.
there are so many GIANT bad holes in this version that the audience was audibly laughing at things that they probably weren't supposed to.
all i gotta say, if they make a sequel starring "beast", i'm in, as he was arguably the most interesting, talented actor in the movie.