WAYYYYY too predictable....(slight spoilage, not really though)

Rating: 4/10 (10 March 2006)

I had such high hopes for this movie. Seriously. I thought it was going to be horrifying and gore-tacular. I was seriously let down. They should have just called the movie "Super Jew vs The Hill-Mutants". No racism intended, but the camera did seem to focus a lot on the Star of David the guy was wearing and the guy got beat down harder then one of Mike Tyson's punching bags. I don't know. I went with a group of people and we were laughing at the movie more then we were frightened by it. Even audience members were laughing at parts that weren't "supposed to be funny". When a DOG started kicking more butt then the actual characters, I started to get that "this is corny" feeling.
Too each their own, of course. I just thought the movie was way too predictable for my liking. I swear on anything, I was calling what was going to happen next to the point where the people behind us asked me to please not spoil the movie for them. I'VE HAD NOT EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE! The old or new version. It just seemed like your typical horror movie where you're screaming "WHAT THE %^)# ARE YOU DOING?!?" at the screen. At parts I was actually getting mad because the characters were stupid, even for a horror movie. For some reason it REALLY reminded me of the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake. I thought I was the only one, until I heard three or four other people walking out of the theater saying the same thing.
I don't know guys. I was greatly disappointed. I was so excited to see this movie and I guess I was just extremely let down. Maybe these type of horror movies just don't scare me as much as movies like "The Exorcist" or other supernatural (Freddy, Jason, etc..) movies do.