Hills have eyes, so do I...

Rating: 2/10 (15 June 2006)

Before I start, I need to take a big breath...and so do you if you are considering watching this movie. I gave it two stars just because I watched it on a DVD.
There is no real plot, only blood and gore. That is, if you survive boring scenes of driving trough the desert, searching for the dogs, sun-tanning in the desert, boring talks, stupid reactions by an ex-cop...etc.
If you measure a fear factor in a movie with gallons of blood, you could give it more stars than I did. Well, even that amount of blackberry syrup as a blood, didn't help this movie much ( BTW...blood in this movie remains fresh even after a loooong time, like on cars, sand, shirts... )
For me, a real horror can be made without a drop of blood, and I would still look behind me, a few times, when I go to the bathroom after the movie. Bad taste, clichés ( hero's angry comeback after seeing a shining white wedding ring on his totally bloody hand? ) and stupid kill-him-and-drop-weapon-near-him, villain comeback scenes at the end...
Somebody wrote that this was intense movie...well, it was everything but that...and I'm not somebody who watches horror movies on a daily basis.
I had more jumpy moments with House of Wax, with that dumb Paris, than with this crap. At least she gets her clothes off, and gets killed. Hollywood is making lousier films each year, and should pay us money to watch.
Worst horror for me is when I see a trailer for a horror movie remake.
Please wake me up in 15 years from today, and tell me what two good movies did I miss.
P.S. Only thing that is really missing in this movie, is cops showing up at the end, in the middle of nowhere.