Whoa

Rating: 3/10 (29 March 2006)

The Hills Have Eyes was like the butt of a joke to all horror movies. The very opening scene where the bodies are drug on the rear bumper made me laugh uncontrollably. It reminded me of cans getting drug after someone's wedding.
The scariest part of the movie, that made me jump was when the tire thingies popped up and it blew out the tire...wow that was intense.
The cute little dirty girl was cool when she jumped off the cliff to beat that evil deformed dude that tried to rape the sister. That made me upset. <@=( In all, this movie was crazy and wow, that one guy who lived...O_O He shoulda died like four times, while the mom got shot once and died like 5 minutes later. And the guy with his fingers cut off, and drenched in other people's blood, and thrown to the ground, lived. That's improbable.