I want my 8 dollars....

Rating: 1/10 (10 March 2006)

....take one pint chainsaw massacre and 1 cup Goonies, blend until obnoxiously predictable, then add S&M until bitter in taste.
This wasn't horrifying, nor thrilling. It was cookie cutter "stupid people running with guns that have blanks," type of movie. Completely untasteful. No classic style what so ever. Modern style of "No one can make horrors," yes.... but classic no. Rob Zombie has a brain and knows how to make a horror.
I WOULD give it a 3, but I know morons are going to say, "THIS WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE." Mmmm... lets put our weapon down by a lunatic that we think is dead... :O WOW THAT WAS SUSPENSEFUL! BABY? RUTH! "I want my baby back baby back... CHILI's BABY BACK RIBS!"<--- Balloonhead guy sings that when he sees the pig under the sheets.
1- Character development 1- Characters acting in their individual potential 1- Suspense 1- Remaking a classic 1- movie flow 10- Realistic gore
I could go on but even what I have typed is not worth rereading...
Go ahead and see this movie, who am I... If you are a cool and hip teenager who loves rape and pointless drawn out development that means nothing... you'll love this movie. BUT THAT Doesn't MEAN IT'S GOOD! here.. let me set the bar for you... if you thought Geepers Creapers, Darkness Falls, and the Village were a waste of time, well.... this is in the same cad.