Hollywood Truly Wonders Why Box Office Figures Have Plummeted?

Rating: 2/10 (10 March 2006)

The most convoluted, poorly directed, ridiculous look at horror I have seen since MSTK showing of Manos Hands of Fate. The premise of physically deformed people by means of government experimentation with nuclear arms in the past, who through some genetic altering as a result of the aforementioned become sadistic cannibals. You know there are just so many horrible points to this movie, continuities, and plot holes, I could write a report the length of the 9/11 commission. But to point out a few moments that just really bugged me.... The 8'9 giant... When Bob walked into the car, how the hell did he miss A GIANT in the back seat!!! Also these people are literate, although the movie allows us to think they have no ties to society what so ever nevermind a book. If this mess of a movie could of happened, these people being second and third generation mutants shirley would have been feral. This movie tried incorporating classic horror movie techniques but none of them worked, we were supposed to feel happy when that dude finally stuck an American flag through the mutants neck, but all I could think of was "Why are these people clapping? We should be paying these peoples MEDICAL BILLS!" I know, I know suspension of disbelief, but... Come on... Even for a horror flick this just pushes every boundary, and to the former who said this was artistic?!?!?!? Wow this just proves to me what American Cinema-goers know about art. I don't mean to sound like an arrogant jerk, but I mean... Come on... In this one special case I have to be... But yea DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE if you already have, I am sorry and I will offer counseling is so desired....
~Kevin