The Soporific Seven

Rating: 5/10 (11 February 2016)

This is the second time in my life, and the first time in 20 years I'm walking out of a movie. I would have stayed, but I was struggling to stay awake and my snoring would have been disruptive to other moviegoers. I walked out at the intermission so I can only review the first part of the movie.
This movie is really a play... and I could be fine with that, but it's a very long, very slow play. Sure the cinematography is great, the acting is great, the dialogues are good. Sure I can enjoy the tensions of suspense building up when nothing happens... but nothing happens for hours, and it becomes intensely, profoundly boring.
I don't need a movie to be action packed to be interested in it. 12 angry men was an awesome movie, and it kept you on the edge of your seat. In hateful eight, I didn't really care about any of the characters or their story, it was just a long ordeal of hoping the movie would get better.