Tarantino's Skyfall

Rating: 2/10 (30 January 2016)

How to make a slow film about nothing and still make millions of dollars. Step 1: grab a bunch of A-list names. Step 2: forget your reputation at the door. Step 3: make a gory cover of Buñuel's Exterminating Angel, only with a more nonsensical plot. Step 4: ask for a big budget that overcompensates the cost, cos sure as heck people are gonna warn their friends not to sit through this piece of crap. Step 5: Profit (without ticket sales).
Never have I been more disappointed or lost respect so quickly for someone I held in such high regard. I'm not a fan of gore, but Tarantino movies usually have very intellectually engaging dialogue. H8 has none of the above. The one plot twist comes at the end of chapter 4 of 6, when the tiny bit of action kicks in. Hell, if you still want to watch it, you might as well skip the first 60 minutes!
If you don't want to lose respect for Tarantino, don't watch this movie. Or, at the very least, don't pay to watch this steaming pile of horse manure.