The slowest, biggest load of garbage movie that I've ever seen.

Rating: 2/10 (10 January 2016)

My friend pre-warned me before watching it that I'd be unimpressed.
I thought hmm, well, it's a Tarantino film (he's also a big Tarantino Fan), and IMDb shows 8.1 out of 10, so it's gotta be some kind of awesome right?
Nope. It's not. I've seen better B Movies, the only reason I finished the film was that said friend said it got to a point where it was worth watching at the end.
I've got to say, I still don't think it was worth watching to the end. The film lacks so much, it's comparable to some Saturday night live TV mini series made by some random unknown.
There's nothing funny, clever or interesting in this film, there's no edge, it's just an utterly boring load of crap.
So do yourselves a favour and take it from me, ignore the hype and save some of your well earned cash before throwing it away on this movie, hell the overcharged garbage popcorn they sell is better value for money.
When you read titles like "A car could have it me in the face and it wouldn't have spoiled how much I enjoyed the film" it just goes to show IMDb reviews mean nothing.
If this Movie was reduced down to a 45min Episode of a TV show, I'd have possibly liked it, as it stands its terrible. For a $62 million budget - I'd expect to see so much more.
"Producers haven't revealed individual cast salaries, but $15.7 million of the film's $44 million production budget will be spread across the nearly 170-person crew."
What was the rest of the money used for? It's a bleak, blank mostly shot in one log cabin style film, I honestly despair.