Never been so bored in my entire life

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2016)

Since I was so incredibly and positively stunned by Tarantinos last movies I couldn't wait to watch this one. Well - I did. I wish I hadn't. The movie was exactly like this:
SPOILER: pure boredom! And yes - that's pretty much it already - because sadly there is nothing more to that film. No content, the plot is barely enough to be called a meager story, the entire movie is absolutely pointless. But - of course - it's full of the usual galore of also pointless bloodstreams and lacerated corpses (and yes - in order to get there (although there is no point in getting there whatsoever) you have to endure the first 120 minutes of pure nothing before the beginning of this blood shedding). In addition though - the movie is stuffed with bulks and bulks of boring, sense- and pointless dialogues, boring lines and contentless words all over the place - not funny, not smart, absolutely not the tiniest new thoughts in all that wasted talk whatsoever.
It was in fact so incredibly boring - my friend fell asleep, while I tried to stay awake out of respect to the actors. But since it became worse by the minute and the time was seemingly eeeendless I started to write text messages to other friends in order to stay awake.
That's it. Really. Save your money, go for any other movie and avoid this senseless piece of nothing-to-tell-at-all. Only positive thing though: let's all be happy Tarantino is allowed to make movies. It's a pleasantly harmless way for his pathological blood cravings to come out.