Turkey - Equal to Ishtar!

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2017)

Tarantino has made some great movies but don't include this one in that portfolio. His attempt to write an Agatha Christie mystery makes "Murder She Wrote" look like Shakespeare! There were great opportunities for this all-star cast to share great dialog that could be added up by by the Agatha character, I won't tell you who, to make this a very good movie. Unfortunately, "Q" gets an F for overly brutalizing racial diatribe, senseless vulgarity and vernacular more consistent with Jackie Brown than an 1870 mystery.
There were stupid set mistakes and nonsensical passages with bodies in the well, which was their only source of water. It was a snowy open area where bodies could have been left anywhere out of sight. The cabin was a slaughter house but no one smelled blood when they first walked in; come on. The front door was being nailed shut when there were four chairs and a table that could have been propped up against the door. It all adds up to a lazy writer producing a bad script.
The overuse of blood becomes humorous and the film becomes anticlimactic at the end. Agatha always ties thing up in a bow during the payoff - not this movie!