Another pathetic film in fact one of the worst I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2008)

I have just seen one of the worst films ever made..."The Happening" in which nothing is happening which makes "The Happening" nothing.
One of my favorite actors Mark Wahlberg obviously did the film for the money as he spurts out his share of ridiculous gibberish dialogue. He is the only name actor in this ridiculous film about a huge toxic breaking wind. The film defies all scientific and medical plausibility about how toxic contagious spread. Also the idea that a virus or "bug" could suddenly make you violently and actively suicidal is so crazy it's make you laugh. Especially the scene in which a man suicides by letting his industrial lawn mower ride over him and another scene about an elderly women who kills herself by headbutting windows and walls. Those scenes left the audience in screaming fits of laughter.
The film reached a new cinematic low when Wahlberg's character communicates from a room in house to an "OutShed" some thirty metres away through a pipe in the wall. Even a twelve year old could figure out that you don't get high fidelity sound through old water pipes over a long distance that must also have perpendicular bends.
I also noticed M. Night Shyamalan carefully places Indian nationals in almost every scene and they surely must be family and friends.
Shyamalan uses his usually cliché suspense and intrigue techniques combined with scenes of graphic blood and gore to the standard measure.
The scenes of people monitoring the magnitude of the suicidal virus on the TV news in public cliché is about as cliché as you can get. I think that most people need a leader to unleash that side of them that can see the the absolutely ridiculous side to things they see otherwise they sink into this quiet reverence and dismay at the graphically violent scenes.
This film had no scientific plausibility and the way Wahlberg delivered his lines made me certain he was offered a great deal of money for the role. He is a really great actor why he stooped to this ridiculous crap alludes me.
The act of suicide is a combination of complicated deep-seated depression combined with the long standing premeditated sense of purpose or some really passionate psychologically motivated processes. The act itself has never been associated with organically or other forms of toxicity and even if when a physiological imbalance or causality could be diagnosed the onset of the act of suicide would and could not be that sudden.
I mean if the mental faculties were available to determine which process would result in death then surely other faculties would be operative.
Which ever way you look at it the process was ridiculous. Also why in America? why not in some extremely populated region like India where the Director M. Night Shyamalan comes from. I guess in India the only way to suicide would be drowning in the open sewer puddles which would also look pretty funny. Imagine 1600 million people in such a highly populated place with negligible means of suicide people would be head butting each other for months.
Another really stupid film by this way too over-rated Film director M. Night Shyamalan. He should stick to Bollywood films that have Indian nationals dancing around "Maypoles" as they celebrate the grant of their Australian permanent residence or the birth of their eight child here. Shyamalan must be a hot favorite for the Rasberry award this year. Minus ten stars and its good night M. Night Shyamalan never again!