personal account of the 2 hours i wasted on this film **contains spoilers**

Rating: Null/10 (14 June 2008)

What a complete pile of pants! I have never, ever come across a film which may as well have been PG rated for "boredom" factor.
The ending? Well, I was expecting some really mad twist involving the kid - but instead the film ends with the whole audience going "what?" I have yet to find ONE person who actually enjoyed this film or understood it perfectly.
There were only 2 scenes which the audience jumped at - the first bit on the building site and the scene with the old lady (if you've seen it you know what I mean). I was so sure the old lady was gonna tell us all the exact secret behind what was going on.....
"The Happening".....hmmm, more like "The SOOOO not-happening" Mark Wahlberg really needs to work on his acting skills - in fact John Leguizamo played the only believable character.
SAVE YOUR MONEY! Download it......