Didn't think they still made films this bad

Rating: 1/10 (25 October 2008)

I really didn't think they still made films this bad.
Perhaps the best bits of this film are the gory bits which got cut out of my viewing as I endured this film on a virgin flight.
However it wasn't all a waste of time. My jaw barely left the ground at the laughably wooden acting, preposterous plot and rehashed old ill thought out clichés.
Plants talk to each other across the North East of the USA and release toxins "unblocking the function that stops us harming ourselves".?! Yup you read right. As a consequence everyone effected tops themselves in full glorious Technicolor (though I guess some of this was cut for in-flight) some dreadful pretend science maths hocus pocus teacher intelligently interprets what is happening for us, as kiddies and other nice people meet their gory deaths but its all right in the end as his gets his lady friend pregnant. - Awwwww.
Virgin Air provide their sick bags for a purpose