This has got to be a joke.

Rating: 1/10 (2 October 2009)

I'm convinced everyone involved in this flaming heap of garbage are laughing their rear ends off over the amount of time they've stolen from humanity, not only wasted watching it, but time spent earning the money to pay to see it. Overall, this movie is about the dumbest thing I've managed to waste my time viewing in quite a while. It is an earnest contender for the worst movie I've ever noticed to avoid going straight to DVD. There are a couple of short monologues from Marky Mark that really make the movie. I liked when he admonished himself for not "doing science" and when he begged for clemency from the plastic plant. Other than that, the film was so bad, I couldn't believe anybody saw the final cut and wanted to distribute it. This is almost as bad as the American release of "Legion of the Dead" which looked as though the film was thrown in a blender before it was panned. The only thing this movie has on that is cohesion. This one might have benefited from a lack of cohesion, though. At least when arrogant people have no hope of understanding something, they tend to think it's "art of the highest form". This is bad and not in a stupid, contrived action movie sort of way. That just is what it is. This movie is bad in a bad way.
Hey, at least it will be easy to write a sequel. It can focus on people expediently killing themselves after realizing they paid for a ticket to watch the first one.