Simply horrific

Rating: 1/10 (20 September 2008)

If I could give it 0 stars I would have. I can't believe I wasted the 3 bucks to rent this. I would have had a better time scratching my corneas with a potato peeler.
I was a big fan of M.Night until I slept through Lady in the Water and now The Happening. Much, much worse. Marky Mark's performance triggered my gag reflex even more than usual. My god man, take an acting class or something. Zoe Deschanel made it even worse with her constant dumbfounded expression.
I'm hard pressed to find any redeeming qualities in the film, other than extending the life of my controller's pause button by not using it one time during the entire film.
STAY AWAY!!