Shyamalan Strikes Again... Sadly.

Rating: 3/10 (11 December 2008)

When I saw the trailer for this film, I was reluctant to watch, but for the sake of supporting Mark Wahlberg's career and to avoid an argument with my girlfriend, I agreed to watch it. I figured, "Well, it can't get much worse than Signs, right?" Wrong. It got much worse.
Everything from the acting to the lighting was horrible in this movie. This movie has done to modern film-making and cinema what the Holocaust did to the Jewish. It was not only pointless to watch this movie, but torturous as well. Just to save some time, I'll narrow down the mind-numbing errors in this movie:
Errors: 1. M. Night Shyamalan had something to do with it. 'Nough said. 2. Mark Wahlberg, John Leguizamo and Zooey Deschanel (all of whom I enjoyed watching before this film)delivered absolutely dreadful performances. 3. If the premise would have been human, it would've had an extra chromosome. 4. None of the characters, situations, plots or events were believable. 5. M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
Honestly, after watching this, I considered breaking up with my girlfriend of two years for making me watch it. Not only that, but for making me PAY to see it. I could watch this movie for free and feel ripped off. I'd watch something more interesting, like watching the hair on my legs grow.
There you go, another unbiased warning by a frustrated and selfless human being. Don't watch it. Unless you hate yourself... then, you should probably watch it.