i have NEVER commented on IMDb about a movie before...

Rating: 1/10 (14 June 2008)

but i feel i must before i jab a pencil through my neck. i heard on the radio the other day that m. night claimed that if we didn't like his movie, we just didn't get it. just because i understand a root canal doesn't mean i must enjoy it. i would actually prefer a root canal. this movie should actually be banned by the geneva convention as a form of illegal torture, worse than water-boarding. m. night's last few movies have been rather disappointing, i.e. lady in the water, and the village. i purposefully kept my expectations low tonight. but nothing could have prepared me for the extreme discomfort i felt when i realized i lost $10.00 and two hours of my life. i GET the movie. i do. blah blah blah, environment, blah blah blah... marky mark.... blah blah blah got to get our act together and start recycling... blah blah blah... just because the world is on a 'green' kick right now, does not mean that this is a 'good' movie. no movie is good, or bad. whether you liked a movie or not has no bearing on the validity of a film. the acting was wooden, the plot was jumbled (who the hell was joey? and what the hell is tiramisu?), the dialog was, as is expected from m.night by now, like listening to an audio book of stereo instructions. doesn't mean the movie was 'bad', just means i didn't like it. just my opinion. probably wont be seeing another m. night movie in a looong time. pray, you don't either.