I'm still not sure what's happening

Rating: 3/10 (6 March 2019)

It is truly comical just how terrible this movie is. I mean it is so laughably bad that I have to give it an extra star just for how hard I was laughing at some points. I have now seen more of the inside of Mark Wahlberg's mouth than I ever care to see again. And the only reason I would ever, ever, ever watch this again (or suggest it to anyone, even someone I hate a great deal) is if there were copious amounts of alcohol involved. And even then, I'm pretty sure I would spend most of the movie thinking about other, more worthwhile, things that I could be doing instead of watching "The Happening" and wasting all that delicious alcohol.