A pile of $hit

Rating: 1/10 (11 June 2011)

WTF??? Is what I was thinking when this turd ended. It is beyond bad.
Marky Mark can not act, he sounded ridiculous throughout the film, especially the hilarious close ups, the one scene where hes demanding a second to think, hahahaha it was so ridiculous.
And for all you gorky eyed dribbling men, Zooey Deschanel CAN NOT ACT!!!! Hey, I'm a man too and I could not stand the woman. How many times did we see some over acted, gormless facial expression when the camera was close up on her face? She ruined most of the film for me. She spends the whole time trying to be all angelic. Reading up on her bio explains it all really, mummy and daddy were already i nthe entertainment business and shes obviously got roles from her looks like most of the air headed bimbos in Hollywood. Let me say it again, she can not act to save her life.
And what was the deal with the teenage boys getting blown away by a shotgun? Would that really of happened? So over the top and unrealistic. and sick actually.
I cant remember that little girls name whos with Marky Mark and the crap actress but there's a scene where they are running through a field and the kid is making that fake, badly acted crying noise. Irritating!
I will even admit I don't know what 'the happening' was,...the wind/farts/the plants/bad breath/the state of the economy because I didn't give a $hit. The director is a hack and I didn't like his previous works either. This film is so badly made its unbelievable.
The characters do the dumbest things and.....just don't torture your brain and watch this garbage.
I will leave it to another reviewer to explain this $hit movie in detail to you and all its intricate flaws, as I can not be bothered. Just heed my warning.