Gimme my money back... Arrrgh! run poison ivy!

Rating: 1/10 (22 June 2008)

Quite possibly the worst movie ever made. I think Andy Warhol made a long movie in which a guy just slept, I'm sure it had more action. From what little I got out of the so called movie, a retarded lady gets text messages from someone... but why anybody would text a retarded brain dead (ok she was cute, but a date with a corpse would be more interactive and less pitiful, not to mention the corpse could probably act better) moron is unfathomable. Anyway evidently Marky Mark likes her too, but is so concerned that bees are dying that he is unable to notice that he is infected with a disease that paralyzes his face into one expression in the movie where his face has a wrinkled brow and an open mouth. It also evidently paralyzes that part of the brain which allows acting.
The rest of the movie is even worse, and so stupid, moronic, unfeasible, pathetic, uninteresting, unengrossing, did I say stupid? that I won't insult anyone by going into it... you wouldn't think I was telling the truth, it is that stupid. m knight sham-a-lot, you owe me ten bucks. The only terror of the movie is wasting money on this tripe, and being stupid enough not to leave three minutes into it. PLEASE Don't WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THEM.
WORST...MOVIE...EVER.