It's happening alright!

Rating: 1/10 (17 June 2008)

This film was outstanding...though my only problem is that there weren't any boobies or fart jokes. Any film like this deserves a big pile of bloody crap and boobs. Perhaps if we could throw the bloody crap on the boobies, than this film would be flawless, though it is close to that now. M. Night Shyamalahasdiodewdjan deserves a lot of recognition for this film. This movie was WAY better than such god-awful disasters such as Citizen Kane, Ben-Hur, The Godfather, and The Graduate. So everyone should see this masterpiece, despite the fact that there weren't any bloody crap and tits. Maybe during the scene where the two kids are shot outside of the farmhouse, whilst falling backwards to their death,they accidentally crab Zoey Deschnaoihjweohdell's shirt and it rips off exposing her beautiful knockers! And after that, while the two kids are lying on the ground, bloody crap explodes from their rectums and paints the ground around them. That would put it at a 10.