save your money.

Rating: 1/10 (13 June 2008)

come to think of it, save your bandwidth too; don't even download it.
This movie is complete and utter garbage. It's the trailer plus 88 minutes of footage and some bullshit about bees and trees. The "logical-thinking" teacher reeks of pseudoscience, the reunited love subplot is so bad I wanted to punch a baby. John Leguizamo could have saved the movie if they had kept him around and called him Luigi, but no... Also, what bug crawled up Mark Wahlberg's ass? Who can sleep knowing their hostess is toys-in-the-attic out-to-lunch crazy. Nobody who owns a creepy doll can be trusted with an 8 year old. That's my new rule. Anyway, it's pointless remarking on all the "plot points"