Finally Plants attack , and are found smarter than Teachers

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2008)

I watched this almost unwatchable flick this afternoon, and on the positive side, I did watch it all way through. I needed to do that to find what crack-pot science would show up as an explanation of plants turned terrorists. Now, we can always speculate, maybe it wasn't the plants or maybe it was the Russians. The end states to heck with science, somethings are just too natural to ever understand.
You have heard of dumber than a beech tree or a fence post? These people are dumber than that.
In any event some of the cinematic motifs used in the flick would have worked if the script were not so lame. By the way plants existed before animals and have a reverse metabolism. That is animals exhale carbon dioxide and plants reprocess this by product giving off oxygen. Oh, that was not an attack of the grass, was it?
Well, we have plenty of people ending their sorry lives by various ingenious means, including being run over by a lawn mower. We have a cheating wife and a wide eyed really dumb looking biology teacher who attempts much like the scarecrow in the Wizard Of Oz, to put on his thinking cap. But, under the cap there is only straw so what could we expect.
No truly profound acting here and a script so bad, well, it could make you laugh if your IQ is a bit over the boiling point of water, Celsius.
I would say, this is a must not see for any child struggling with science in school. It might just push them below the D grade to the failure zone, not the Twilight Zone.