Seriously, just don't see it

Rating: 1/10 (6 July 2008)

It was awful.
No it wasn't my inability to read between some metaphoric lines or my lack of critical thought. It really just blew.
I love my films and feel like I can retrieve meaning from any one that I view, but this one left me wanting to follow suit and lay down under a giant lawn mower.
At first my interest was piqued, and then as the film went on I couldn't help but take note of the crap for writing, crap for acting, and the crap for an unresolved bland storyline. I could have watched a Resident Evil movie and felt more satisfied.
I guess this one is a must see just so you can lose all faith in where the film industry is investing its money. With all the revenue generated by this film, a small country could have been fed, but instead Mr. Shasmdamsdfalhy or however you say his name is laughing his brains out on a bed of your hard earned dollars. Laughing and laughing and laughing.