Please don't waste your time.

Rating: 1/10 (6 July 2008)

The Happening makes Lady in the Water look like the best movie ever conceived.
I can't explain it better than that. It's beyond words. I almost want to recommend this just so everyone can see how terrible it is, because, for me, it's almost too awful to be true.
I laughed through the whole movie.
I'm sure M. Night is too busy taking himself way too seriously to imagine ANYONE laughing at his pretentious crap.
Best unintentional comedy of the year.
Just like the plants....this movie will make you want to kill yourself.
Consider yourself warned.