I Dare You To Watch It

Rating: 1/10 (15 October 2008)

A laughable "horror" picture in which plants suddenly decide to give off a gas that makes humans commit suicide. Funniest parts:

Cop making small-talk with fleeing motorist before blowing his brains out. ("It's chilly today...")

Zooey Deschanel gainfully struggling to keep the Weakest Subplot In Cinematic History breathing- she had desert with another man!!!

Marky Mark keepin' it real as a science teacher in Philly, bustin' a move with the chizzle and later losing an argument to a potted plant.

Aggressively-hungry teen on porch blown to pieces by a shotgun blast.

Agitated autistic-savant "genius" on TV who sums up the movie: "It was an act of nature... that we'll never fully understand!!!"

And there's so much more: the goofy guy who gets mauled by the lions at the zoo, the wooden acting of everyone in the picture, the girl who kills herself at college via cellphone, and John Leguizamo sitting down in the middle of the street to slice his wrists open and bleed to death.
There must have been some of that phantom death-gas loose in my theater because I wanted to do the same thing.
GRADE: D-