No words to describe what Happened.

Rating: 2/10 (16 June 2008)

First of all, i usually don't do reviews and i really like all M. Night's movies, i think he has improved a lot as a storyteller and a writer since his first one. So this is a review worth reading.
Marky Mark a science teacher. It is as bad as it sounds. I like some of the things Mark Walberg did in the past, just so you understand i do not hate his curriculum or the things he does, but i have no words to describe the lack of the craft's knowledge in this. He doesn't act. It's like he accepted to do the movie without reading the script and gave a quick look before every scene. His work in thsi is an Abomination.
Zooey Deschannel. I love her. Her character in the movie sucks and she does what she can with the material.
Zooey Deschannel + Mark Walberg = no quimistry at all. It's like watching a marriage with no love at all between a lesbian and a gay man.
John Leguizamo's character just like the others is mediocre. Again, he does what he can. I don't know if it's the script's fault but it seems his character is in love with Wahlberg's.
I left M. Night for last on purpose. I liked all the movies he has made so far, even Lady in the water which has been bashed by al ot of people. Everyone expects from him a next "Sixth Sense" every time a movie is released, or at least a twist. I think he is a great film maker. I think this movie is one of the worst things i have ever seen, not only in a matter of cinema, but man-made things. If people start killing themselves it will be because of this movie. The script was written in a day without revision. If this movie was an episode of Masters of Horror it would be a bad one. I simply cannot believe M. Night looking at the final cut in the editing room and saying: "Wow, that was good! Scarry! I am proud of this work!". In fact, if he has any brains at all he tryed to stop the release: "Ok, thats not at all what i had in mind. You know when you have an idea that sounds good, but when you do it, it just suck? That's what that was. Let me think for a second. Can we re-shoot some of this? maybe replacing Mark Wahlberg? yah, he was bad but he was not the reason this is sucking so much." I read somewhere that this is the type of movie that kills carrears. I hope not, but i agree with that statement. This movie will not scare you, will not make you think and it won't get you horny. So is it worth watching?