The plants make wind

Rating: 2/10 (12 June 2008)

Yes, the plants make wind. That wind spreads neurotoxins. These neurotoxins make people going to kill themselves. In the Northeastern part of the USA and nowhere else. This is being told to us, because, maybe, we would not understand if not being told... we see it happen and we might just not understand.
At the end, a professor is being asked by a journalist on prime time TV how this could happen. He explains that this is a warning by nature. The journalist is not convinced: if it is indeed a warning, it would not only have happened here, but also elsewhere, and since so, we can give in to complot theories. The government did it! Of course, at the very end, it is happening again, in France (Paris!). Wow, a second warning, or now really the end of humankind.
By the way, being in love with each other and telling other people you love them and appreciate them, might help. Save the environment, talk to plants.
This really was a stupid movie. Stupid like "Plan 9 From Outer Space", but this time with good sound and good image quality and costumes and scenery. But still, it feels like a whole reel of film was left out.
Ooooohhhh, beware, the plants and trees make wind, they make the wind blow, and with that wind, the neurotoxins come your way and make you crazyyyy...
M. Night Shyamalan breaks wind. I hope he never breaks anything else again.