Worst piece of s--t I have seen in a gazillion years

Rating: 1/10 (30 December 2008)

This was the worst piece of c--p I have seen in I don't know how long. Can I say c--p here? How about s--t? 'Cause it was really a worthless piece of s--t. Honest. A complete waste of I don't know how many minutes of my life. I have never posted on IMDb before, but this piece of cinematic c--p inspired me to warn anyone and everyone possible to not waste their money. It was stupid, pointless, lame, dumb, retarded, bogus, and really, really dumb. Yes, I know I wrote "dumb" twice. I am blind with anger at this stupid piece of s--t. I am not even going to bother to explain why this s--ks monkey c--k. Can I say monkey c--k? OK, my boyfriend says I am overdoing it. One last time: IT SUCKED!!!!