Time to reason with your man

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2013)

When your man wants to see Hangover III, and refuses to consider another movie, please have him read this: Man, please, take your woman to see something else. She is going to break up with you if you take her to see this movie. If you don't heed my advice, don't even act like you liked it after. Because you know you didn't and honesty is the best policy. She may forgive you. I forgave my man because he apologized profusely for taking me to see such a horrendous excuse for a comedy.
Now, I loved Hangover. I actually laughed until I cried it hurt so bad. And that was the fifth time I saw it. But this - I gave it one star because I laughed that many times. And that was after the credits, so I'm being generous.
My man and I, we have three kids, and we never get to go out. But they're gone for the night. And we went to see this piece of garbage they called a movie. I feel like I need to get a lawyer and sue the movie. I'll never get back the $19 for tickets and the 2 hours we wasted again. Plus, there's the painful memory. We could have done something - anything - other than see this movie and it would have been better. A trip to Wal-Mart, getting the oil changed, getting my teeth drilled. . . so many things that would have been better than sitting in that theater with this atrocity burning into my eyeballs.