2 stars = the number of times I laughed

Rating: 2/10 (12 June 2011)

First off, I previewed this movie for free. I did not waste my money. This movie was a vehicle for Zach Galifianakis' weird humor and Kim Jeong's high, screechy, awkward, ironically-gangsta voice. Ed Helms is stuck in his 'Office' character, and Bradley Cooper is... well, I'm pretty sure that he was in the movie, though he did nothing memorable. Mason Lee, (the future brother-in-law,) was such a terrible actor that I cringed when I saw him on screen. Mike Tyson wasn't much better, but I think the two could have switched roles and nobody would have cared. Paul Giamatti snapped me out of my boredom coma, but only long enough for me to lean over and tell my girlfriend how the rest of the movie was going to play out. I was mostly right; not because I'm clairvoyant, but because the script was just that bad and predictable. Todd Phillips will probably make a third movie in which Zach Galifianakis stages a fake engagement with a monkey in order to hang out with his friends, drug them, lose somebody and *spoiler* break Kim Jeong out of prison. Will Ferrell will make a cameo as the monkey.
P.S. I laughed when Zach Galifianakis said, "I wish monkeys could Skype... maybe someday..." and when he threw the anchor out of the beached speedboat.