Please can I have my two hours back??!!

Rating: 1/10 (5 June 2011)

I have created an account with IMDb specifically to review this.
Please, please don't waste your time, money and life on this movie. It's awful, truly awful.
Before I go on, let me say that I loved the first one and was looking forward to this one. The critics have panned this and I foolishly disregarded them.
Everyone had said it had the same plot as the first, but I thought, that'll be okay: if it is half as funny as the original, I'll have a few laughs. Wrong. No laughs at all! In the absence of a funny script, a few 'shock' value scenes, but that's about it.
I kid you not, but no-one in the audience laughed out loud and one couple walked out half way.
I find it suspicious that the critics have panned the movie, yet the net is full of audience reviewers saying how funny it is ( check a rival site). What's going on? Mass marketing? Couldn't be, could it?
Please save your money and time.