Vile and mean-spirited

Rating: 1/10 (14 July 2016)

Watched this again for the second time since it came out to find out if it was as bad as I remember. It was.
Firstly, Bradley Cooper's character Phil is a total jerk here. He gets seriously aggravated because his "friend" doesn't want a bachelor party. His dialogue mostly consists of "F__k!" "Holy F__k!" and "Oh, F__k!!" Alan is border-line psychotic, as opposed to socially awkward in the first film, and Stu... well, doesn't have much to do except panic. (Why does Stu not pocket Teddy's finger to re-attach later? You know, they can do that sort of thing these days).
Which brings me to the conclusion: Stu arrives at his wedding with a face tattoo and his bride-to-be says nothing. NOTHING. (Nevermind he's had transvestite prostitute sex, cheating on his bride-to-be, as he notes).
And Teddy- the future surgeon/classical musician- shows up without a finger and his father shrugs it off, because Stu shouts at him (something about demons). Oh well, Teddy seemed to think losing his finger was a big laugh, so....
Lazy, stupid, unfunny, vile and mean-spirited cash-grab.
I haven't seen "Freddy Got Fingered" so there's a chance there's a worse movie out there. Maybe.