Worst Movie for 2011, 2012, 2013 & 2014

Rating: 1/10 (26 August 2012)

I have never reviewed a movie before but this one is the worst! 1. What is funny about a str8 man getting fcuked and having semen in his backside by a lady-boy with a penis? (I am a gay man and even I found this totally wrong!) Please tell me the humour in this.
2. Teddy wakes up with his finger cut off? And he is happy and asks what happen to his finger, like its something that happens and no big deal? Where is the humour in this? 3. Alan is so much of a goof that there is no way that I can imagine that under the best of times, they would be friends with him and at that, after they find out he is the one that 'spiked' the mashmellows, that caused all of this, that they would still be pals? 4. Goof: Bangkok to where the resort is - is over 1100 miles away. So now how did they get from the resort to Bangkok? Fly - I doubt it because there are no late nite flights. Drive - Its an 11 hour drive on a freeway doing 80 mph all the way and where did they get the car? 5. Goof: So now Alan takes the speedboat, and he (remember he is a total dip) can now find his way out of Bangkok and all the way to the resort on open water? Better yet, how does he do this in the speedboat at full throttle, without re-fueling? And just how long does it take to speedboat 1100 miles please? Please spare us the HangoverIII that I see is in production, unless that one is going to knock this one out of the worst movie for 2013.