Typical summer bromance chic-flick

Rating: 3/10 (5 June 2011)

It seems to be the easiest formula for Hollywood to rake in the bucks: take a chic-flick theme, like getting married, add at least one hunk and his friends, put them in a chaotic situation with events unfolding that the viewer has little direct experience with adding up to a series of "rushes" spicing up what is ultimately very predictable. Yes, there are some laughs, and to be sure, many people "laugh out loud" at a theater because they are with friends, so it is still somewhat enjoyable. However, I was surprised, given all the reviews on TV, even morning family-oriented programs that promoted this flick, that NO ONE ever mentioned the many scenes of nude hermaphrodites, the most penises I have seen in a movie that was not clearly labeled porn, the many still pics showing naked women and one of the men staring at a stripper's spread legs, their heads positioned between, many many scenes of snorting coke depicted as as innocent as beer pong, a whole montage of real children drinking, doing drugs, and fighting as adults, using a monkey in gratuitous ways such as having it smoke, putting a water bottle under a monk's robe and having the monkey simulate oral sex with him.. and what really really gets old is the number of f-bombs, more than South Park:The Movie! Without a doubt, the most obscene dialog I have heard in a theater perhaps ever, coupled with obscene soundtrack--literally gave me a headache feeling verbally assaulted non-stop. I am not a prude by any means but this movie used any lazy means to shock and disturb and get a knee-jerk reaction. In the end, the movie sells us the message "boys will be boys" taken to a whole new level, even getting so high you can cut off your own finger and not miss it. I want my money and MY TIME back..