Adolescent Driven Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (28 May 2013)

I don't get it. I just don't get it. Why is this film so popular? Why does it make so much money? Why does it have such a high rating? Maybe I'm a humorless schmuck. Then again, maybe it's everybody else.
When I watched the Hangover, I was indefinitely expecting a hilarious movie, especially given how much my friends seemed to adore it. Well you know what? I left the theater wondering what all the fuss was about. By that I mean, I was wondering how such a crass, stupid, humorless piece of crap could garner so much attention.
The Good:
The concept is original and has potential. The movie features a Korean actor, the casting crew's way of keeping the movie relevant to those of oriental background.
The Bad:
The Jokes - there doesn't really seem to be any. The movie relies predominately on "zany scenarios", mostly involving some form of gross out humor, brutal injury, and a verbal assault of out of place cursing. Seriously, since when is the death of a minister supposed to be funny? If that's the case, then the videos of 9-11 are downright hysterical.
The "R-rated" Content - The film contains a lot of attempts to shock its audience, which I guess the idiots interpret as funny... I don't know. This includes a foul mouthed Wedding Singer, making a baby look like it is masturbating, and a naked man jumping out of the trunk of a car and beating the protagonists. You just can't find quality writing like this anymore.
Pointless, Gratuitous Porny Shots - Movie has a fair amount of unnecessary nudity, including nipple shots, naked me; whether you care about this is really dependent on whether you've graduated High School yet. And to top off such a well crafted movie, we get a slideshow during the credits - basically an excuse to show softcore porn to the audience. Classy!
So as you can probably tell, I hate this movie, and that is all that she wrote I guess
1 out of 10