A wacky, zany film

Rating: Null/10 (26 November 2006)

Rob Schneider Meryl Streep Funnyman Rob Schneider brings his wacky talents to the big screen in The Green Mile, the wacky misadventure of a down-and-out prison worker forced to become a male prostitute in order to pay off a debt.
The story begins when Miles Green (Schneider) accidentally kills a prisoner in a wacky mishap. The prison demands that Miles pay $500.00, or face being fired. He is given two weeks to repay the debt.
Miles realizes what he must do when he runs into a friend who operates a wacky prostitution ring in the prison. Miles Green renames himself "Miles O'Smiles" and begins offering himself as a gigolo. That's when the real wackiness begins, as Miles runs into one customer after another, each with some kind of bizarre, wacky disorder. One girl even has a wacky sleeping disease, where she falls asleep at random times! Hilarious! There's even a scene where they go bowling, and she falls asleep just as she's about to roll the ball, and she goes flying and well, it's just funny as heck. It's truly a wacky, wacky film.
There has been lots of talk about The Green Mile sweeping the Oscars, and I agree. I have been a long-time fan of Schneider's, from this days at SNL when he did that character who said everybody's name funny (Tom! Tommy! Tom-arino!) to when he brought the Sly Stallone actioner Judge Dredd to life with his wackiness. But The Green Mile is a new level for him, and I for one and hoping we see a lot more Rob Schneider in the future.
This is truly a wacky, wacky, wacky, zany film. I give it one star.