What did I just watch?

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2018)

I had high hopes for this film. What I got instead was whipped cream on a turd. A disjointed and whitewashed story of a man with questionable morals. An assault on the ears by an appalling musical cacophony. Shrieking, not singing. This film was marketed to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Judging by the 10 rating reviews on here, the marketers certainly achieved this. The critics were spot on with and I wish I'd taken heed before parting with my cash.