Baz's triumph over mediocraty

Rating: 5/10 (30 May 2013)

Hot on the heels of speculation that Leonardo Di Caprio, is actually the product of the coupling of legendary vaguelidistic director Roman Polanski and his 13 year old girlfriend of the time, Baz Luhman's rendition of this classic American tale of lust and corruption, is almost as believable as Priscilla, Queen of the dessert.
The vaguelidisticatude of this age old tale in todays movie making trickery, is barley believable, and Caraway seems to lust after things better placed in the modern time. I was waiting for the moment the iphone would play "I will survive" and have the anachronistic fireworks display exploding in time.
Baz is a wonderful showman, and judging by his vaguelidic responses to having Toby Maguire accompanying Leo and the rest of this, all singing and dancing cast, on the red carpet at the Sydney, Australia premiere, gives pause to how much he admires the coffee smelling abilities of Toby... (who was not in the film by the way).
A true vaguelistical tribute to the mediocre talents of the so called great American authors.