how could they call this a movie

Rating: 1/10 (13 June 2013)

i have seen a lot of average movies, a lot of poor movies and a lot of terrible movies in over fifty years of viewing. Never have i seen a movie that has failed in all areas.
Indeed, the only thing that was successful was that the failures were total failures except for one. Leonardo did his best but even he could not save this total flop of a movie.
The lack of direction, the number of bloopers, the poor acting & casting, the weak script, ridiculous music and comic like cinematography all blended to aid in the demise of this venture.
A worthwhile project, poorly executed and badly edited.
Save your money, do not go and see this movie, you will regret every cent you spend on it. Your money would be better spent paying someone to hit you, repeatedly, over the head with a dead fish.
Shame on you baz, for deceiving the movie going public so badly and for having such a great actor humiliate himself in your ridiculous excuse for movie.