Thanks, but no thanks

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2013)

This is not the great Gatsby, but some 3D'ish-hey-see-this-was-the-20's-college-boygirl-movie that intend to sell by seeming tremendously (ridiculously) bigger, than they really are and a boom-box somewhere.
The actors can't fit the roles they play. Over all, the roles are played anemic, they don't come to live.
The image/scenery is completely overdrawn, artificial, colors are so ridiculously unreal, it's too much.
The sound/score simply does not fit the image and let them look like from a zobiesque comic-book.
And, if you did yourself the treat of watching it in 3D, as I did: there were parts, that really made my partner and me feel sick, and it' weren't those "falling through the skyscrapers-scenes", but a bright light (from the light-bulb in front the buchanan-house) together with the unsharp foreground. And beware, it's not the cinema, their equipment (i know the guys there) or something else - i asked around in the break-pause, everyone was really uncomfortable with this.
All in all: Awfulness at it's top!