The Boring Budapest Hotel

Rating: 1/10 (21 May 2014)

Welcome to my review.
Awful. Just awful. With colors and such.
Let me begin with the director. What a loser. He wants to be like M. Night Shyamalan, who is probably one of the best directors now days. The style of this director guy was insane, he should be put in a mental institution. The colors on screen didn't even match. Like, a kid at the age of three even knows better. What a loser. And the cinematography was level sheit. Stupid shots and all which had nothing to do with the story at all!
And then we have this guy who considers himself to be an actor. Ralh Fjennes. What a douche. I didn't believe a word he said. At one point a pictured him talking with diarrhea coming out of his mouth. That was so much fun. Because I literally saw sheit coming out of his mouth.
And that stupid mustache guy. He is in every movie of this amateur. He needs to make a career change. I picture him milking cows on a Sunday morning.
The story was very thin. It's about a guy who works in a hotel. Yeah, so what? I have worked in a Hotel and they're not making a movie about me?! So this movie is beyond my understanding of life. I hated this movie so much that I burned my cinema ticket. And I filmed it. Maybe I should make a movie about that, with stupid colors too!!
I'm not finished. Because the soundtrack was terrible. Even my grandmother can produce better music with her immobility and lack of speech. So I watched the movie without sound the last 90 minutes.
Terrible. NEVER watch this movie!
This was my review, I hope you liked it