The rating this has is as pretentious as the film

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 2019)

This is a tediously irritating, messy, pretentious and boring film which utilizes extremely uninteresting characters that rely on the 'weird' Wes Anderson humor/pacing (which I don't mind if what they where saying or doing was actually funny or had substance) in order to appear relevant as a character, in a VERY uninteresting story that keeps jumping from one line to another every 4 minutes.
The lobby boy was particularly awful. There was absolutely nothing special or endearing about him wich would make me believe that the main character would get attached to him. Which actually seemed to had happened from one second to another and for no particular reason.
Also, something that contributed to make me take the story less seriously was the casting of Murray Abraham as the adult version of a latin boy. It's like casting Beyonce to play the adult version of Elle Fanning. Just plain bizarre.