Terrible, worst movie in years

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2014)

This movie made GIGLI look like an Oscar contender. What on Earth was this movie about? It was a disaster from the get-go, the first 15-20 minutes were so boring, so awful, people were talking saying, "is this the right movie?" The movie does not really do a great job with anything. The fact that the main character looks nothing like his older counterpart later on aside, there is just utter nonsense here.
Laughs: maybe 2-3 outloud laughs. Whoever is rating this over a 3 needs to have their head examined. Maybe they were pumping laughing gas into your theatre for you to write a positive review.
The scenery is about the best part of the movie and even half of that is fake Hollywood green screen. This was akin to taking $20 of my money and throwing it out the window on the highway. Strike that, actually that would have been BETTER than watching this abomination of a movie.
Whoever approved producing this? FIRE THEM Bill Murray? Yeah, just a pay day for his 5 minutes on screen. Don't expect to see him much. And when he does show, there is no explanation for who he is or why he is even there.
There are so many side stories to the main story it gets bogged down in boredom. I would say that of the 50-75 people who saw this nightmare with me, 95% left saying "what the H@#$ was that!" when leaving.
If you are reading this, do not see this movie, do not rent it, do not read positive reviews because they are lies. This is not something that can be remotely seen as a good movie on any angle.
If you want to waste 2 hours of your heartbeats on junk, this is for you. Otherwise, see ANYTHING else. See NOAH twice. See CAPTAIN America or ROBOCOB 3x before seeing this once.