Courtisane au Chocolat Recipe Please!

Rating: 6/10 (18 January 2015)

Location, Location, Location! But of what? The Boy With Apple painting? That MacGuffin should have been at least akin to modern abstract, as to avoid distraction in comparison with renowned masterpieces. The painting appeared rank amateur and found it wanting for such a coveted prize.
Now onto that pastry! It looked so succulent and mouthwatering, I have never seen a comparable creation, it would provide immense gratification after enduring this film. I was rather bored for the most part and when pastry items ignite my interest, it does not bode well for a great review.
I was unaware of the plot, script, actors involved, or reviews, so went in with an objective mindset. I was astounded with the number of high profile talent appearing in surprising roles that, after the aforementioned pastry, I anticipated who would show up next. I recently watched Ed Norton in "Fight Club" and seeing him dressed in gestapo gear provided some much needed hilarity! The beautiful vistas from precarious positions were breathtaking and filled many weary scripted scenes.
I imagine that a significant portion of the budget was dedicated to talent which translates to an insufferable script. The directing was plodding and predictable but hard to hit all four cylinders in this type of "I already knew who done it" farce.
Recommend for notorious compilation of similar scripts with a new twist: include every A-Lister alive and voila, exasperating formula!