One of the dumbest movies of the millennium

Rating: 1/10 (7 September 2006)

A young kid trying to bang a hot older woman? He asks her if he can kiss her on the lips, touch her butt, and have sex with her and she lets him. Dustin Hoffman should be ashamed. This film is utter American mainstream filth. Padded with footage from "Planet of the Dinosuars" and horrible jokes this is definitely one to miss. The acting is atrocious as well, and while this isn't as bad as "Chickboxer" (what movie can be?) This is still pretty awful repugnant stuff. I was hoping for something "so bad it's good", but it was worse! It's 90 minute running time feels like an eternity and you will likely be cursing life so do yourself a huge favor and just move on, skip this crappy film, there's nothing to see here.
My Grade F DVD Extras: 17 Behind the scenes featurette; 7 minute Into the black featurette; Jessica Mills reporting; Stills gallery; and original trailer