This may be the slowest, sleepiest, most boring spy thriller ever made!

Rating: 2/10 (16 May 2007)

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This may be the slowest, sleepiest, most boring spy thriller ever made! Highlights are all horrible events and scenes: turning in your favorite professor as a spy (wrong!), crude initiation into Skull and Crossbones (however realistic it may have been), being seduced by Angelina Jolie when you love someone else (not even a sexy scene, either) and getting her pregnant and then "having to" marry her, the murder of one of your own agents, the beating and torture of a Russian defector because you think he is lying, and throwing a young woman out of an airplane and watching her fall thousands of feet through the air: these may sound thrilling but they were just gross and disgusting. The rest of the movie was dry and utterly boring, with Damon having virtually no dialog during the entire 2Â½-plus hour film. ARRRRGGGGH!