Slow and Odd

Rating: 1/10 (14 January 2007)

Matt Damon goes around with no expression wearing his dad's hat and overcoat, occasionally banging a woman. DeSneero directed the movie so that the character he plays in it is the BiggaBossa, Brando in Godfather. History is explained in one sentence lines here and there, so don't go out for pizza or you'll miss them. The movie moves so slowly that I thought I was asleep and dreaming in slow motion. There were 6 people in the theater. I was hoping for an intermission with a color cartoon. When it was over I was glad to get out of there. My date broke up with me. The old news clips of JFK was the best part of the whole thing. Do you have to be in a union to get work in films like this? The camera was set for Stink-O-Vision not Panavision. It would have been better if Jolie had a nude scene, but nooooo. I passed the time counting the kernels in my popcorn for something to do. I did fall asleep for a while, woke up, and was still looking at the same close-up.