Baa, Baa, Baa!

Rating: 2/10 (14 May 2007)

Ever wonder how 10 - count 'em, 10! - Oscar winners can make a mess of a movie? Me neither, but Robert De Niro has been "kind" enough to provide the answer!
I don't know what was sillier: Matt Damon mud-wrestling before his Skull & Bones buddies and getting peed on for his troubles, Angelina Jolie - whom famously slept with another woman's husband - getting all huffy over Matt's fooling around, or the Hitler-loving Professor teaching Matt how to be a spy! Oh, and did anyone else wonder how Vito Corleone wound up head of the OSS in this WASP Paradise?
Racist, sexist, homophobic, and boring, The Good Shepherd not only has the most lavish shotgun wedding I've ever seen, but throughout the 22 years it covers, Matty-Boy doesn't age one bit -- must be that burr he has planted firmly up his dull, snooty ass!