Laughably Dumb

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2011)

SPOILER: THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE
Seriously? I don't even get how he is anyone's Godfather. Is he? And more importantly do I care? I don't even know if they wanted this movie to be good. There was this part with old people talking quiet and I didn't know or care what they were talking about. Oh whoops I mean that was the whole movie. Seriously I think they just puked all over a roll of film and accidentally shipped it to me. I was keeping count and there weren't any car chases. ANY! The stuff with time travel was just weird and didn't fit in to the premise of the rest of the movie. Francis FORD Coppola? More like Francis BORED Coppola. Get a real job, guy.