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Rating: Null/10 (23 October 2006)

Shelly's Mom (From offstage) SHELLY! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT!
Shelly Mom! How many times do I have to say it! I make up these idiotic appointments so I can get some time to myself! I'm way too attractive to go out every day! Every time I walked outside guys would be like "Hey you wanna you know? Do it?" I'd be having sex all the time! You wouldn't want that, now would you mom?!?!?!
Shelly's Mom Sorry. I forget things a lot. Would you and your friends like some rice oatmeal squares?
Shelly I'm up here by MYSELF! And, no. Wait, what the hell are rice oatmeal squares?
Shelly's Mom Oh, they are just a little recipe I invented after your father cheated on me. He left me here to rot in this deadbeat town, while he was in Hawaii making sweet, sweet love to Pamela Anderson Lee.
Shelly Oh. No, I don't want any of your divorce squares. Ahh, now I can't read anymore. I lost my train of thought. THANKS MOM! I'm gonna go for a walk OUTSIDE! (Gets up, and walks out)