Magnificent Dark Comedy

Rating: 10/10 (8 January 2012)

I know you guys loved the DRAGTAT girl, but c'mon you gotta admit there's a lotta hilarious CAMPY scenes in that movie, such as: 1) The exquisite soft-core porn scene, where DRAGTAT girl is ambushed and chained to a bed by the fat state guardian guy. He exposes her naked bottom as she squirms like a wild beast. Finally, she stumbles through the streets and up to her apartment, barely being able to walk, after being back-doored in the guardian's apt. I was biting my lip the whole time to keep from LOL! 2) DRAGTAT girl's back-door revenge sequence: The whole thing is the most absurdly beautiful feminist fantasy imaginable (shades of Ken Russell & Kathleen Turner). I just wish I could remember her quote about never doing this before (tattooing) and there being lots of pain. 3) The DG torture scene is priceless. I love that harness and insurance-scam neck brace combo, and then the plastic bag was suffocatingly funny. Who could ask for more? Well, the movie just keeps giving! The evil industrialist makes DC hold a drink while all spassed-out in that outrageous harness. Now that's a really cool villain with a diabolical sense of humor. But, just in the nick of time, DRAGTAT girl saves DG from being sliced up. After ripping off the plastic bag, she later asks to finish off the Nazi industrialist: "May I kill him?" The delivery of this line is worthy of Schwarzenegger's Terminator line, "I'll be back." However, I must admit that I was sad to see the pathetic sap played by DG escape his well deserved fate. 4) To pull off an amazing reverse scam, DRAGTAT girl disguises herself as, believe it or not, a normal looking girl. Whoa! Mission Impossible anyone? I predict that DRAGTAT GIRL will one day be a cult classic like Rocky Horror, and people will go to midnight shows dressed like DRAGTAT Girl or Fat State Guardian Guy or Pathetic Neck-Brace-Harness Guy or even as Normal Looking Girl (just to throw others off). Enthusiastically, they will yell classic one-liners from the movie, such as: - Sometimes he performs cunnilingus on her. Not often enough in my opinion. - BTW, do you like A-sex? - Keep in mind that I'm crazy, won't you? In fact, this remake should have been a MUSICAL in the Rocky Horror style. Now that would be entertainment on a grand scale!