Lisbeth!! What is best in life!?

Rating: 7/10 (15 January 2012)

Lisbeth!! What is best in life!? I just finished reading the trilogy and this morning figured out that this movie series will be a better remake of Conan the Barbarian than the actual remake of Conan the Barbarian. Conan and Lisbeth each have their lives take a serious wrong turn at an early age. About a decade later opportunities arise to quest after a longed for revenge. In the process, each in their own way, becomes the most ferociously powerful hacker of their age. When Lisbeth cracks open a Macbook Pro I know that somebody somewhere is going to get cleaved fully in half, as sure as if Mr Olympia went totally berserk with a razor sharp broadsword. She even gets the opportunity to do some damage with an ax in true Barbarian style. Each communicates with dirty looks and mono-syllables if there is any anything communicated at all. All this silence and brooding is what was missing from the new Conan. It's like some black hole of hate, nothing escapes - especially not small talk. You should look at Lisbath/Conan and feel that here is someone who can destroy you at will. You will never ever get on Lisbeth/Conan's good side, don't even try.