Elisha sold out...

Rating: Null/10 (5 September 2004)

The only reason, when watching that awful Popular Mechanics for Kids show back in the day, that I cared at all for it, was for an innocent blonde Canadian that, when you're a kid and Hollywood's slutty type doesn't really attract you, really drew me in.
I had respect left for one actress, hoping that a Canadian would respect herself a bit more than our American actresses...
Looking back, I wish I'd never wasted my time. Because she, just like any actress, grew up and bared it all.
Does anyone else miss when Elisha was "our little secret", and didn't have any starring roles in flicks and TV shows, except of course Canadian-produced shows such as Popular Mechanics for Kids, and of course Nickelodeon's "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" She was our untold secret, very pretty, but not nude, almost a symbol of purity, something that couldn't be stolen from Canada's sweetheart...
Something American filmmakers obviously know nothing about. Purity, abstinence from sexual behaviorisms. I'm not talking' God, I'm an Atheist, but this is my opinion, this is what Hollywood has become, what the whole of America is becoming, and it's disgusting.
This movie, and American Pie, are the prime examples of what I would use to describe what, and at the same time, WHY, teenage America has become a snake pit of sexual mannerisms and disgusting movies.
Not only disgusting in sexuality, but my gosh look at what they did to Resident Evil, it went from a realistic horror video game, to a fake action movie where of course they're gonna do back-flips and cartwheels while attacking zombies, instead of the video game's "hopeless" feel, that actually MADE IT a HORROR game.
I could play the 2nd Resident Evil, record it, and it would be 10x more realistic than the D-movies that are being released, that have bad acting and people who are OBVIOUSLY not scared, intimidated, or at all worried about the "horror")
When I first saw the TV Promo for The Girl Next Door, it was all I could do not to throw the ashtray at the TV. She's changed, people unfortunately do change, they follow the sexual mainstream and turn slutty. Keep your girlfriends in lock, young men, for the only reason "Cheaters" only features cheating men, is because they haven't enough film to capture all of the cheating women on tape.
Don't "Blame Canada" for this one, folks, because Elisha wasn't like this until she crossed over our border, was she?