A real let-down

Rating: 4/10 (14 July 2006)

This movie was horrible. Simple as that. The only reason I wanted to watch it was because of Elisha Cuthbert. I figured she's really hot so what the hell. Boy was I wrong. Not only was the plot written for three year olds, there are many holes in the plot that even three year olds would look at and say 'Come on man, how stupid do you think I am?' The story revolves around some loser who has an ex-pornstar move in next door. He's a real loser but she treats him nice and shows him the 'cool life.' He screws up with her but does everything he can to get her back, including drive across the country in a few hours, and somehow entering an adult film festival with his two 17 year old friends as well. Not only that, but he was in charge of 25 thousand bucks for his school and he manages to lose it in a completely unrealistic and stupid way.
In the end, they film a porno with two porn stars in school at the same time of the prom. Then a porn director convinces the main character's parents and his principal that he is actually a teacher at the kid's school (gee, how'd he convince the principal?) and tries to screw the main character over. Cue the crappy ending, main character says a cool line about how he's just 'chillin' or some such bullcrap, and the movie's over.
The only redeeming quality in the movie was his best friend Eli, and how funny he was. But that's it. Horrible movie.