Bleh.

Rating: 1/10 (7 November 2005)

Ugh, this movie was disgusting. I felt sick by the end of it, physically sick to my stomach; that's how bad this movie was.
I honestly do not know where to begin with this sorry excuse for a film.
The acting was bad. The characters were unestablished, undeveloped, completely void; i'm speechless.
And the overall cohesiveness, not to mention coherency, of this film, was non-existent.
Was it just me, or did the two main characters in this movie, you know, the kid and the porn girl, did they speak but no more than 10 lines to each other the entire movie, and i'm expected to just take it their in love after their "cute scene in the diner".
The film itself, if it could be called a film and not a gross pile of $h!+, was choppy; one minute it was a music video but with less of a plot, then it was an "American Pie" type comedy, than it was a romantic comedy, next a drama, then a slapstick comedy, than an action-thriller, then back to romantic comedy, then drama, then poignant, touching, coming of age story, then back to comedy. It was train wreck of cheap emotions, stereotypes and bad dialogue, poor story telling with weak plot that dragged on and on in an endless see of apathy and cold hearted disrespect for the intelligence, attention span of its audience.
*I may have sounded choppy and uncohesive in my critique of this film, but i am at my current state very "shell shocked" as i have viewed this film within the past 24 hours and am being self diagnosed with a rare occurring disease self-named "Girl Next Dooritus". I am suffering from violent shaking with uncontrollable outbursts which consist mainly of eternal ramblings pointing out the sheer ugliness of this film.