Worst...Movie...EVER

Rating: Null/10 (11 April 2004)

This movie was so terrible. Im at a loss for words, well, almost. Let me start by saying that Im not knocking the movie because i was offended (except for the child molestation joke, which was fricking disgusting). Im an 18 yr old guy (see why I wanted to go see this?) who loves Jay and Silent Bob and Half Baked.
This movie didnt know if it wanted to be a comedy or a teen drama, nor did it pick one plot line to follow. Seriously, there were at least 17 different 'plots' that were started and either forgotten or dismissed hurriedly in the most cliche ways imaginable.
This isn't American Pie. Not even close. While American Pie was predictible, it had some funny parts. This movie had no funny parts, and I swear I predicted the movie's general conflict, 'twists', and resolutions in the first five minutes.
The director, as well as the writers, had no idea where they were going. I left the theater with the impression that they had 17 different ideas of what the plot line should be, at which point they jumbled them together and figured no one would notice if you got to see a nipple.

There were opportunities to make American Pie style jokes, but they were missed. The attempts were pathetic, and the child molestation joke was seriously appalling.
Plus, you never get to see her naked. The movie that is advertised is not the movie that I paid six damn dollars to see. It was as though they made the commercials first, then realized they only had 3 months to finish the script and finish shooting.
1/10 stars for me, THIS SUCKED HARDER THAN HER PORN STAR CHARACTER.