$3.99 PPV I'll never get back!

Rating: 2/10 (8 October 2004)

I just PPV'ed this, thinking it was different from other teen comedies. It wasn't "American Pie" sleazy, but it operates on the same slippery slope.
Danielle says she wants to escape her past, but she dresses like a tart, doesn't object to Kelly's re-entering her life, willingly works a porn convention, has no problem taking Matt to a strip club, and has even less of a problem enlisting her "friends" to "help" him. If she were really serious about making a fresh start, she'd be working a legit job, call the cops the second Kelly showed up, and dress like a librarian!
Matt's moral compass is even more off! How do you go from resolving to lead a moral life to win a scholarship to deciding the only way you can save the day is by having on-camera sex?
Hirsch looked like an underage Leonardo DiCaprio, and Cuthbert a young Deborah Harry, which made their characters' hook-up downright creepy. It doesn't really matter since they had no chemistry.
Heck, when the most appealing character in a movie is a "fatherly" porn king, what does THAT tell you?