an insult

Rating: 1/10 (27 January 2005)

Yes,The Girl Next Door is fun.It has everything:a blonde pornstar,a cheap motel,a scene in the swimming pool,even a scene where the guy runs around naked that says "this is living your life to the fullest,go get your own pornstar now".Wow.I thought these movies simply died out like 5 years ago.Even the storyline resembles a porn flick with Jenna Jameson in it,and with the ONE AND ONLY theme of a total wuss trying to find his place in a relationship with a pornstar wannabee throughout the WHOLE MOVIE,this movie is an insult to every sensible watcher in the world.There are many movies with one theme lasting the whole movie,but in this case,the lead motive is exhausted when the main character is exposed by the scene where everyone gets to the beach and he and his wussy buddies don't.You just say"wow,what a friggen baby,lets move to something else" ,but there's nothing else to move on to,the whole movie is about his wussnes and it is really,really painful. 1/10 for the blonde pornstar wannabee