Absolute Garbage.

Rating: 1/10 (2 October 2004)

I never laughed. I remember before watching Eurotrip, the trailer kicked up for The Girl Next Door and everyone was excited that this movie was a hilarious teen comedy with much potential. Let me tell you, your I.Q. will drop twenty points before you can make any sense of this. What hurts even more was the lack of chemistry between any of the characters. There seems to be no morality, let alone respect of any of the characters as they are to do stupid, idiotic things that no one, NO ONE would ever participate or be a part in. Look at the negative reviews more than the positive ones. They tell the truth. Comparing this monstrosity to Risky Business is cause for a head examination. That movie isn't so fresh either, but it's not as insulting to the intelligence as The Girl Next Door is. Stay away.