Very disappointed.

Rating: 2/10 (25 August 2004)

I couldn't wait for this to come out on video and when it did yesterday I went right out and rented it. I love Elisha from 24 and the idea of her being the porn star next door with a heart of gold sounded too good to be true. Well the movie sucks, and sucks really bad. The opening montage was really good but the second Emile Hircsh stepped on screen it went down hill from there. I though Elisha looked great and did as well as she could but the story was really bad and completely unbelievable, I could forgive that if the movie was funny but it really wasn't except for a few small parts. Emile Hircsh stinks as an actor and I couldn't believe when I started to listen to the commentary that the director said he wouldn't have made the movie without him. First I don't believe that because this is a first time director and he's not going to turn down a job if he can't get a no name actor, and secondly Emile was the worst thing about the movie. I wanted to slap his character so much that when he finally got punched I cheered. I couldn't relate to him at all and I really thought he was a giant douche. I didn't believe the porn star character either, it was badly written and I don't believe for a second that she would fall for any of the mushy stuff like she did. This movie really sucked is one of the biggest disappointments for me this year.