Do not say nay to this neighbor!

Rating: 8/10 (31 December 2004)

Come on guys! Let's face it! We have always had a crush with the girl next door! It has always been a guilty pleasure, but in so peculiar way it has been a lust for life! Come on, you peeping Toms! Express yourself! You know you have! "The girl next door" has to rank as the #1 object of desire for the master of your domain. You get my thrift! Those girls next door sure did "cum" in handy! Anyway, the film "The Girl Next Door" is really like your "girl next door" herself: it's a jollity guilty pleasure! Emile Hirsch stars as Matthew Kidman, a nouveau riche high school senior who must execute an eloquent speech in order to get a Georgetown University scholarship. However, for this "George" hopeful "Bush" gets in the way. The luscious Elisha Cuthbert co-stars as Danielle, who else but the girl next door. Matthew falls for Danielle (no doubt). Even though I like the sound of Danielle falls for Joel better (even rhymes). I almost forgot to mention the Triple XXX files aspect of the story: Danielle is porn to be alive! Yea, she is a reincarnation of "Roller Girl". She is a porn star!!! Anyway, havoc occurs when the simpleton Matthew is faced with challenging situations after he founds out the naked truth about Danielle. The rest of the story is just fun film popcorn entertainment, even though some more things might be popping after you see the beauty of Elisha Cuthbert. "The Girl Next Door" will not change your life but always remember "like a good neighbor, porn star is there". **** Good