Make it STOP!

Rating: 4/10 (28 March 2005)

The premise is interesting, albeit kind of constructed. Boy falls in love with hot new neighbor only to discover she's a retired porn star.
But what really makes this a bad movie is that IT NEVER STOPS! The producers keep introducing new plot-twists and it never ends! Just when you think that it's going to end - it doesn't. Just a new plot-twist is added to stir things around.
Also, this thing tries to be a sexy teenage serious drama. It just doesn't work.
It's obvious that the actors struggle with their two-dimensional parts, but the material is just too thin to make anything worthwhile. The never-ending plot-twists also makes sure to kill whatever interest the first 20 minutes of the film creates. It doesn't take long until you want it to just end, so you can go on with your own life.