Sex wrapped in stupidity

Rating: Null/10 (19 February 2004)

'Moronic' is the only way to describe this film. It's basically an attempt to cash in on the same teen-age titillation that "Porky's" did back in the '80s, with a plot lifted straight from "Risky Business."
The movie tries so hard to be funny that it destroys all the characters and plot in its path. Characters forget what happened in previous scenes, and outrageous happenings have no consequences at all.
And, toward the end of the movie, they make a joke based on a porn star losing her virginty at the age of 10.
Woo-hoo, nothing is funnier than child molestation!
To enjoy this movie you'd need to have a completely non-functioning memory and be willing to believe that no one has any reason for his or her actions--life is just random.
Oh, and you'd have to be the kind of person who snickers whenever someone says, "penis."
This movie will make huge bank, because "A fool and his money...."