Random plot, not fun, just dumb

Rating: 1/10 (25 November 2004)

Why did I see this movie? Why did someone make this movie? I can't answer either of these questions. This movie had an unsatisfying, disturbing, boring and demented plot. Partially funny moments were mixed with disturbing scenes of cruelty and randomness (lots of adults being mean to kids - lovely). I came out of the theatre feeling annoyed and extremely uninspired. The themes in this movie were incredibly superficial - what about the "I'm so ashamed to be a porn-star" theme - all I have to say about this is "what!?!" The acting was bad and there was no subtlety or beauty. I strongly discourage the viewing of this movie - I'd rather blow my nose with sandpaper (continuously).