Excrement: It's Not Just for the Toilet Anymore

Rating: 1/10 (27 December 2010)

Despite the fact that the premise was removed as far from reality as possible, I did get a few laughs during the first half of the film. Just two or three. Not much for 90 minutes. I can watch my dog or cat for 90 minutes and get more laughs. We have to assume that all teenage boys are into porn. We have to assume that a girl who makes a living wiping DNA off her face is very together and desirable. We have to believe that a boy's parents approve of his porn interests. We have to believe that a pornographic sex infomercial tape was bought by every high school in the country to show in health ed. class even though it contains full nudity. We have to believe that this sex tape made a teenage boy $$$ millions. We have to believe that a skinny porn producer kicks butt on four huge high school varsity football players and they run away like sissies.
Once again, this movie was complete trash.