Quite Possibly The Movie With The Most Heart...Ever

Rating: 9/10 (13 June 2005)

The Girl Next Door was a very decent movie that screened in 198-- what the hell am I kidding, I don't know crap about the 1980 version of The Girl Next Door, all I know is that for the first time in film history, there is a remake, that actually has heart. It also helps that it's pretty hilarious to boot. When an average, otherwise loser teenager starts dating the ex-porno-actress that recently moved in next door, he learns many things. One, especially, is that being a professional hump-bunny is no way to make a living, which is strange, seeing how the first half of the movie tries to get you excited with the idea of a human car living fifty feet away. I'll be truthful, this movie is, well, a teen movie. But it's also a teen movie thats actually funny, and actually has a soul, and can actually be identifiable to the audience known as: the human(s). The acting is the movie is surprisingly fantastic, the script is well-written, the humor is smart and carried out fufillingly, and the best part of this movie is that unlike thousands of family movies before it, it actually teaches teens lessons helpful through getting high school. Strange, seeing it's R rating. Overall, I like this movie. It's funny, it has a glimmer of cute romance, and it's one of my favorite films released in the 00' years. If you take out all the nudity and profanity and sex, what you got here is a full-hearted family film that everyone can enjoy. Anyone over thirteen should see this. Anyone over fifteen needs to see this. A good two hours well spent.