this movie is absolutely terrible

Rating: 1/10 (25 November 2006)

this movie is hands down the worst movie I've EVER seen. i thought lady in the water took the crown but oh no this took it by far....anyone like the guy who has the primary review who says this is good movie is absolutely idiotic and not only should be pistol whipped but he should be fired and extradited out of this great country....please don't waste your time and money on this film its GOD Awful. i was laughing as i watched 10 people walk out....the only thing that would salvage this movie is JESSICA SIMPSON streaking naked across the screen singing because putting that into the movie would make more sense and be a better story than what was shown.. the guy making out with a hairy tree and flying in a bubble through a yellow cloud while meditation above an Aztec guy with antlers says enough.... was this a metaphor?...only god knows ...but all in all please don't see this.