Terrible Movie - "I want my $6.50 back!!!"

Rating: 1/10 (24 November 2006)

It's been roughly 3 hours since I came home from watching that movie with a few friends. Along with all the people walking out of the theatre with us, facial expressions and moods were basically the same, teary eyed and sunken, not because we were from whatever happened in the film, but because they had just woke up from a 96 minute nap, and a realization that th0se 96 minutes of our mortal lives had been torn away and lost forever. Why did we watch this movie? The idea of exploring immortality and eternal life might have caught our attention, but maybe because the trailer looked cool.
The Fountain was hard to follow at times, however, no matter how much we tried to give this movie a chance that it would come up with scenes that would excite or kick it up a notch, it never did. Instead, it leaves us listening to some repetitive, redundant, redundant, repetitive quote i must've heard 10 straight times in one part saying: "(I can't even remember what the d*** Iz said 'cause after hearing it over and over i must have tuned it out already)." Anyway, after that useless, piece of crap line was said, the credits show with the director's name first as usual. The most hilarious thing about that part was that in the middle of the silence of seeing the credits already, my friend 2 seats to my right gives a very useful and definitely agreeable exclamation, "WHAT THE HELL?!". My friend followed it with a couple of audible 'BOOS'. I was relieved to hear laughs in the rows down and around us because of course, what the hell was that movie anyway? I expected to hear some cocky intellectuals get up and bash at my friend for making those remarks but hell if they did(nobody did), i would've said that was a piece of sh*t movie anyway. I'm experiencing heavy Deja Vu right now but hey!, that movie was showing too, why didn't we just see that instead? Too bad, my time's run out...I saw Happy Feet a few days ago and even thought that was way better than this *agbag of a movie.