How do you spell S.L.O.W.

Rating: 1/10 (4 December 2006)

Maybe I am not a self professed intellectual who thinks that art, no matter how boring or sleep invoking, must be appreciated or one cannot pretend to be in the know. There may be a few viewers who try to impress the rest of us and state they like the artistic content of this film. But I am not one of them. This is easily one of the worse movies I have ever seen.
The only reason I am giving it a 1/10 is because there was no 0/10 or no negative score. Stay at home, spend time with your partner/kids/dog/etc., just save yourself the pain and do not go to see this movie. This movie totally sucks. I feel cheated having paid to watch it. The only reason I stayed through the whole thing was because I kept waiting for it to break into a worthwhile movie. This did not come and I was left feeling victimized by this true waste of time and money. This move belongs in a film festival, not in the regular cinemas.