One of the worst movies of 2006, avoid at all costs

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2020)

This movie along with eragon and bloodrayne rank among being the worst of 2006 and what I really hate about this pile of garbage is that nothing makes sense and it is just artsy fartsy garbage with a confusing plot and a ridiculous tale this movie has no soul, no heart. and no emotion everything in this pile of crap is meaningless I hate this movie the characters are undeveloped and the acting is terrible , and the cinematography is bad and the editing is sloppy and aronofsky's direction is poor as always and what really makes no sense is that is has to many plot holes like it starts out with conquistador Tom verde who fights a band of Mayans and is then attacked by a priest this is stupid, priests don't attack people they are holly men who are ministers of church who believe in god and the allegory here is nothing but a boring and pretentious piece of junk that fails to be melodramatic it is both melodrama at its worst and artsy fartsy garbage at its worst and Tom is also trying to save his wife Izzy who is also in the movie queen isabella of Spain who's costumes in the movie are poorly designed and it makes no sense how aronofsky makes a story of a book with to many subplots like when a man tries to not risk having is life endangered and i didn't even care for Tom just like i said this movie does not have charachters we care about and they put to much story in here and it is a shame aronofsky works with a really terrible writer who Is ari Handel and the good thing is he isn't payed to write many movies because he is terrible at writing and so is aronofsky they are both terrible storytellers and script writers and Rachel weisz's performance in this movie is also terrible I don't get why she still gets payed this movie proves she needs acting school or that she should get fired from her profession and retire though I like high Jackman in some movies like wolverine. Les miserables, prisoners and the greatest showman he is a good actor but this is not one of his great movies this is one of his worst movies and Jackman and Weisz have zero chemistry but you can actually laugh at the fact that they actually chose to work together on this crapfest but why is it because aronofsky wanted to return to directing and make creative art for a movie well he makes it poorly that is what kind of a terrible director he is a one who makes movies that are about art and weird disturbing imagery. I hated all of the charachters especially weisz's charachter she was really unlikeable and Weisz's acting was also bad her performance was likely a contendor for worst actress of the year I honestly wanted Izzy to die I hated her so much she was unlikeable and the scene were she dies is painful they try to revive her and Tom gets sad and complains all the time I was cheering for that tumor to kill her I was happy she died because it would have been the only way to end the movie but unfortunately it didn't because Tom later dreams about her like she is still alive but she isn't she is dead and then Tom turns into a plant and prays to the tree of life and it also has a bad ending and where he plants a fruit in izzys grave and this film also has a mix of science fiction because it has a scene were the tree of life dies into space and a spaceship arrives for its destination to experience the horror of toms vision this movie has the worst plot ever it is another terrible movie from Darren aronofsky i am surprised it didn't get razzie nominated it deserved razzie nominations for worst actress, worst director , worst picture and worst screenplay. I would avoid it at all costs if I were anyone who would want to watch a real good movie.