Oh my God....

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2007)

The worst film I've ever seen. An absolute study in self-indulgence. What were they thinking? The only redeeming factor in having subjected ourselves to this cinematic nightmare is that we borrowed it from someone and didn't pay to beat ourselves on the head with this ball peen hammer of a film ... and that it only lasted 90 minutes. If only we had stopped ourselves early on when our doubts and disbelief began; but, I suppose we felt that there was a point to be made, a plot resolution to be arrived at, something worthwhile to be experienced. No; it was not to be. I could have better spent the time having my ear hairs plucked. Obviously I was compelled to take some sort of action, hoping to spare other potential viewers of this miserable farce the same fate, seeing as how this is the first time I've posted to a message board for a film. Didn't anyone watch this thing prior to distribution? Wasn't there anyone besides fawning sycophants surrounding the people making this film willing to grab them by the collar and shake them out of their hallucination? Holy moley.