Complete and utter CRAP, total waste of time!

Rating: 1/10 (27 December 2013)

***Contains SPOILERS***
I disliked this movie so much that I decided to write my first review here, to warn others about this bad movie!
Judging by the trailer, "The Fountain" looks really cool and features action, adventure, romance and sci-fi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDp-F3Y97ZQ
However, judging by the reviews here, this is "a complex art movie". I hate "art movies". Not because I don't understand them but because they are always so BAD. I want a movie to be an entertaining and good story about SOMETHING. With a descent start, a good momentum and/or an interesting story, and a proper ending (hopefully a good ending, but I can settle for a bad ending too, if it's done well). This movie has nothing of that.
Instead, it contains three different stories...and it tries to tell all the stories at the same time, time-hopping between them a lot more than is healthy for any story (or audience, for that matter). The "expedition story" is a little interesting but of no real importance to the movie. The "love story" is...well, lame and boring (I'm totally okay with love stories, but this one is just bad). And the "future story" is just...confusing. Now, piece those stories together and you have 90 minutes of confusing and boring CRAP.
It's beyond me how anyone can actually LIKE this movie, since there's almost nothing GOOD with it! People must be out of their minds. I sincerely hope that Darren Aronofsky's other movies are better than this. At least they can't be WORSE than this, that's for sure.