I will want those 2 hours back at the end of my life!

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2006)

This has to be one of the most unfulfilling movies i have seen in a long time! The actual story which encompasses far too little of the movie ( maybe a half hour total) was depressingly moving, BUT, and that is a big but, the new age, acid-trippy, pathetic excuse for cinema ruined it. Unless you like a pasty-faced Buddha wannabe and a man so wrap up in his own importance that he thinks he can single-handedly save anyone he loves you will loath this trollop. The Mayan parts were inaccurate, which i could have ignored if the rest of the movie made up for it, but instead is decided to float along (those who have seen understand my wordage) and bore the hell out of me when i just wanted to see a love affair through the ages and celestial plains, not a self absorbed baldly explode after an annoyingly repetitive jaunt through his wasted existence.