Visually Pretty, But That Is The Movie's Only Asset

Rating: 2/10 (19 April 2011)

I admit I'm biased because this was the last movie my then-girlfriend and I saw together before we broke up for good weeks later (no, ha-ha, this movie wasn't the reason), but while this movie isn't the worst I've seen, she and I both found it visually pretty but otherwise nonsensical. She said several times while we were watching she had expected differently of this movie and apologized for taking me to it, and she observed the few other audience members didn't seem to like it either.
The first few minutes with the conquistadors was good, but the rest of the movie was so disjointed, long, and confusing we were glad it was over. If there was a point to it we missed it completely.