Oh my lord I want my money back.....

Rating: 1/10 (28 January 2007)

This has to be the worst film since Van Helsing. Why was Hugh in a snowglow? He licked a tree? Why? I'd rather cut my testicles off than watch this film again. I like intelligent films, but this is just nonsense. Anyone who says this is art obviously spent too much time at Uni studying Media.
How did this film get made, did somebody read the script and actually say "Hey guys this is a GREAT SCRIPT?" It felt like having to endure a truly bad last year degree film, only without the pleasure of knowing it would only last 10mins. I thought that only doped up students could write half arsed scripts and then get them made, but no, the world has been subjected to another awful film!
Utterly, utterly awful.