Arguably one of the worst films ever

Rating: 1/10 (18 March 2008)

Dire, abysmal, dull, confusing, awful, etc etc. I could use just about every synonym for the foregoing comments in the entire Roget's Thesaurus and still not quantify just how bad this film is. In fact, so confusing is this story that I suspect that some crazed editor simply patched three films together in a random fashion. This has absolutely no saving graces at all and represented a waste of 3 hours of my life (I watched it twice simply to be fair and see if I was being overly critical after the first viewing, but no, it's still awful) I can well understand why Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett pulled out of this. Maybe the Mystery Science Theater 3000 people will do something great with this in the future.