Right down awful

Rating: 1/10 (16 May 2007)

Whatever idiot's life was forever change by this motion picture would of course be the idiot that was blown away by Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Both movies are as pointless and artfully pretentious as the last. There is one exception: The Fountain is exponentially as pointless and a billion times less watchable.
If you really must see a bald Hugh Jackman flying through space in the Lotus position while backlit in gold lighting, this is definitely your movie. For those of us with a brain who wonder what the hell is going on, you'll probably want to skip this one.
I believe the point it took 1 hour and 42 painful minutes to make is one that a five year old is made familiar with when they're taught the rain cycle. Excuse me if I don't find the artful expression of the obvious as earhshattering as those with the need to feel culturally superior. I think I'd rather sit through a re-run of the Simpsons for the 42nd time. Horrible, horrible movie.