3/10

Rating: Null/10 (25 May 2004)

Not a great film. Not even a good film. But, unlike a lot of films I've seen recently, I wasn't sitting there praying for my own death whilst watching it.
First the good things : lots of swearing, Spurs fans getting beaten up, and right at the start they all walk past the house in which I used to live.
Bad things : the "plot" is thinner than Cyril Sneer's address book, the so-called fight scenes are basically laughable, there's not much in the way of acting (and what there is is pretty freaking sheite) and some of the scenes are real hardcore Turkish slipper moments. I'm still cringeing at the whole Goodfellas bit. JEBUS.
The film is vacuous, pointless film - but one that you can just about sit through if you have to.
Having said that, I think I laughed once (can't remember at what exactly mind), and any film that refers to Millwall supporters as "pikeys" deserves some sort of credit.
So I reckon a 3/10 then.