Unbearable!

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2011)

Bruce Willis's technicolour trash heap of a film, with Milla whatsername babbling incoherently gets the worst futuristic film gong ever. Combining hokey science fiction, quasi-religious sentiments, and a garish French new wave fashion sensibility, this mess has a bad plot that just has a lot of stupid things happening very, very fast. Although this movie is literally dripping with eye-popping special effects, they're all hung on a scatterbrained plot that is incomprehensible. This overblown cosmic comic book was boring, idiotic and an over-priced sham. "The Fifth Element" ends up being a major disappointment, not because it doesn't provide enough, but because it provides too much.