Pretty awful

Rating: Null/10 (23 May 2002)

People told me I'd like this film and find it funny. I don't trust people any more. It's unwatchably bad and usually good actors like Ian Holm are atrocious. Give me an old Dr Who episode from the 70s any day. What's really depressing is
the realisation that Frenchmen like women who pout and simper in a bad
imitation of a small child. xxxxxxxx