Wish the four other elements did something about this one...

Rating: 2/10 (29 May 2002)

The Fifth Element is a parody of a sci-fi movie, and as such it should be judged.
It is not a serious sci-fi movie, as saving the world is not supposed (to all unlucky souls that watched either of "Independence day" or "Armageddon") to be fun at all. This movie is an action flick, set in the future. Sort of like "Die hard 2020".
The storyline is interesting albeit a bit too loosely flushed out. We don't learn much about the priestly order of the protectors, or for that matter what this "pure evil" is all about and why it wants to destroy life (and then what?). Nevertheless, the plot is clear: Good against good-ole Evil, with a pinch of romance and a hefty dose of explosions. Don't expect too many twists either.
Besson directs with professionalism, but without passion. Cinematography does not deserve any special mentioning too. Costumes, props and special effects are top-notch though and contribute greatly to the entertainment.
Bruce Willis wonders in macho-funny land. His punch lines alternating with his punches. Milla Jovovich is physically exquisite and does a reasonably good job acting too. Holm and Oldman are solid, if restricted in their outfits. The various cameos (with the exception of Luke (look at my hair) Perry are well-put.
Don't buy it, don't rent it even. Piggyback on somebody's passion for Bruce or Milla as appropriate and see it. Then go watch Bladerunner and compare.