I couldn't have made a worse movie

Rating: 1/10 (10 June 2009)

I remember before I went to see this movie that there was a critic that compared it to Star Wars, and two friends saw it, one liked it and the other said it was a bad movie. Actually the latter was wrong, it is not a bad movie, it is a horrendous awful movie. And how can this be compared to Star Wars? Even The Phantom Menace has more plot and credibility than this.
Europeans like to criticize Americans movies, but when a French director comes up with his version of a Hollywood sci-fi movie, it accomplishes absolutely nothing.
It can't be categorized as sci-fi, since the science is as good as a Duck Dodger cartoon, and there lies another problem, since The Fifth Element tries to be funny like the cartoon, but it is not even remotely that. It is not romantic, because Jovovich and Willis involvement is as shallow as it can be.
Bruce Willis' character does not have a fraction of the charisma and wit that Han Solo had. Chris Tucker is supposed to be the comic relief but I was hoping for one of the aliens to shoot him up so the torture would end. The Divine Creature was actually a bit funny for being so badly written and an emotionally retarded character. It is a pity to see Gary Oldman being wasted in this movie.
At halfway point, I was only hoping for the end, but unfortunately Luc Besson will never reimburse my money and I forever lost the time I wasted at the movie theater.