An underwhelming overachieving feminist poppycock filled twisted knickers of a film, I do say.

Rating: 4/10 (13 January 2019)

How is this film so highly rated? It's a wannabe Shakespearian tragedy, bludgeoned with an overbearing loud score and fish-angle lens shots with low contrast cinematography, I could barely make out certain scenes.
Its pace was ridiculously slow and 120 min length excessively long. The screenplay needed to be re-written by a seasoned screenwriter. This was hardly a comedy - I didn't even break a smile, let alone laugh. The directing (especially the fish-eye riddled scenes) were dizzying and annoying. Scene cuts/editing was one of the worst I've seen. The ending seemed like everyone got bored and Yorgos simply yelled "cut, that's a wrap".
The only redeeming qualities of this film were the outstanding performances by the three leading women, Olivia Colman, Emma Stone and Rachel Weisz, and the set designs and costumes. That's it, and the only reason I'm giving this film a generous 4/10. I'd also like my 2 hours back please.