Off with its head!!!

Rating: 1/10 (7 April 2019)

OK I know that the discerning movie critics will brand me a club-toting philistine for not "getting" this "masterpiece" but sometimes us luddites have to stand up and be counted! If this movie was an emperor not only would he have no clothes but he'd be disco dancing suggestively on your coffee table. Paradoxically, there's a parade of over-the-top period outfits throughout the film if that floats your boat....along with duck racing and dance routines that will leave you jaw-droppingly lost for words.