Ach du lieber! Terrible! TERRIBLE!

Rating: 4/10 (5 December 2002)

Oh mein Gott, I just kept hoping that this movie would end! And it was over 100 minutes long! Oy! That was about 90 minutes too long. Paper thin plot (if one could call it that) and lousy wooden acting a la Tony Danza make for a terrible, ignorant movie. It was the opposite of the ever-heinous "chick flick"--a wicked dopey, testosterone-y guy flick, and an unbelievably bad one. Save your time and money--watch anything else.