A one way ticket to gay.

Rating: Null/10 (24 December 2002)

This movie just demonstrates just how much of a pleasure machine hollywood pretends to be. They give you crap, and you eat it, and this movie made a vagillian dollars, and the sequel is on it's way. And why not? With lines uttered by Ja-Rule such as "Man, this guy's fast." Is that an oscar nod I smell? No, it's this movie.
Now, there are some that may say movies are meant for entertainment. And, I agree, but how entertaining is it to watch one highly choreographed chase sequence? Not very, if you ask me. There was no meat to the story, the characters are flat, and the script was written on a napkin. Anyone who bought a ticket to this movie is holding back the evolution of entertainment. It is a black spot on the timeline of entertainment history. It had nothing new to say, nothing new to share, and everyone fell for it because Vin Diesel is a big hunky lugnut and people like fast cars. Wow.
I give this movie ten stars because it reeled in so many suckers. You should all be ashamed for having such little depth of character. You watch enough movies with melodramatic lines and reactions and you run the risk of getting impregnated by some moron with a fast Neon.