Shoddy remake of the 1955 classic

Rating: 2/10 (10 June 2016)

Never watched any of these before so I thought I'd give it the old college try.
Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This cinematic abortion looks like it was made in the mid-90s with a mid-80s cast, a mid-70s plot, and a mid- 60s colour palette. Unmitigated cretinosity.
Contains many memorable lines, including:
'This doesn't feel right.'
'Aaaaaah, my arm!'
'Yeah, it's funny how that works out.'
'I like the tuna here.'
'Let's go for a little ride.'
'He went to the car wash.'
Move over Shakespeare, the pros have arrived!
I rate The Fast and the Furious at 6.66 on the Haglee Scale, which works out as a predictably dull 2/10 on IMDb.