Fast Furious and DUMB!!!!!

Rating: Null/10 (27 October 2002)

Okay, so I am 42 and a little too old for the teenyboppers this movie was made for, but I am not hip to all the new Nitrous-fueled rice-burners that represent this generations muscle cars! It all started with the superfast rice-rocket Ninja-cycles of the 80's and evolved into Jap cars with Nitrous! Isn't that the same gas used to discharge whipped cream out of cans you buy in the grocery store? What a JOKE! If you want fast, get a Corvette! Get something that has a rumble, not a sound like a pack of bumblebees! God, that awful whining noise! And the movie was visual eye-candy for the young and the dumb! The lead actor, Paul Walker is handsome enough and looks like a Brad Pitt clone and Vin Diesel plays the machoman with the WWF voice real well too! But gimme a break..the cars have nice paint jobs but they are Japanese crackpipes with 4 cylinders! I would rather have a Z28 or a Trans Am