Guns, Girls and Garbage...oh yes..and there are cars too

Rating: Null/10 (21 February 2002)

There are movies about cars..titles such as The Love Bug, Christine come to mind..the car was the central point of the story. This sorry excuse for a movie was just a two hour music video that showcased the cars.. of course for street authenticity they had asian and hispanic "gangs" who couldn't walk onscreen without their rap theme music..Because we know all gangs listen to just rap music.
Vin Diesel..dleivers some cheesy one liners.."when I'm in that car..I feel free' give me a break...was that supposed to make us cry? Michelle Rodriguez (I have to punch everyone in my movies because I did Girlfight) walks around sulking and her character never even goes anywhere. Not to mention some genius on the production team had the bright idea to crank the music up at pivotal scenes just so your ears would bleed by the time you left the theatre. More stupid junk that Hollywood opted to dish out. By the way...can someone explain to me how these kids could afford these rides? Oh that's right..they are in gangs...and all gangs are rich...what was I thinking?