It doesn't matter if you doze off for one second or one hour...

Rating: Null/10 (2 June 2002)

...falling asleep because of a badly clichéd movie is falling asleep because of a badly cliched movie.
Cliché #1: Scantily-clad women with no purpose other than temptation and eye-candy.
#2: The all brawn and no brain nor bravado "hottie," Vin Diesel.
#3: Razor-thin plots.
#4: A situation-driven screenplay that could easily have been mistaken for two-ply or Enron stock certificates.
ANALYSIS: I prayed three Hail Marys and an Our Father in hopes that my sins would be immediately forgiven and I would be saved from the tortures of Hell. Just as I said the final "Amen," "The Fast and the Furious" credits began to roll---proof positive that there is a God.
GRADE: F