Look at all the pretty cars!

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2004)

So this is what we've been reduced to? We watch cars drive by? That's supposed to be enough to entertain us all by itself? No storyline, horrendous dialogue, stupid, unrealistic characters that do stupid, unrealistic things.
But don't worry, there's plenty of pretty cars. Look at them go. WOOO!! Those are some pretty cars. And they go really fast. Yeeeeha. That's cinematic genius.
I guess in some ways it makes sense though. You can't afford good writers, good actors, and cool cars. The producers of this film made their choice and they stand by it.
Not me though. I weep for humanity.