The False and the Spurious

Rating: Null/10 (19 April 2002)

What a complete stinker. The casting must have been the work of Gheppeto!
The acting was so wooden it was a lot like watching mulch dry. And as for
suspension of disbelief - dont bother waiting for that to happen. This movie is just pictures on a screen and you never really believe in the plot or the
characters. Loads of nasty LA chicks, gallons of tangerine flavored testosterone .. and not one well written character among them. Now to the part of the movie that was so hyped it almost burned out the
Hollywood warp drive. The cars suck - overpainted rice-rockets that look they popped out of a crackerjack box. And pray tell - how does one drive at 140Mph on a public roadway and type messages to the engine management system on
a laptop computer while racing fiendish enemies ... and all on a auto parts
delivery persons salary? Dont rent it!