A Pathetic excuse for an action flick.

Rating: 2/10 (15 August 2010)

*huff* So i bet most of you decided to read this reviews on how simply amazing The Expendables was, well if thats what your hoping for, please skip this review. Every last single aspect of this movie was a disgrace to the whole genre of action film.I already knew in advance that the plot was not the money maker of this movie, however, i would've appreciated a little more effort in making each scene flow smoothly into the next. One moment Stallone is fighting his way through a hoard of Spaniard soldiers, and the next Statham is trying to reunite with his inpatient girlfriend. It didn't make any sense.I went into this film ready to see giant battle sequences with every single member in the cast that the trailer perpetually advertised, but instead I was given low quality action,atrocious dialouge, and scenes that that simply felt half done.For example, the big cameo with Arnold and Stallone,felt over played and...quite frankly... really awkward, kinda like when you run into a old friend at a store and both of you just stand there with nothing to say. Overall this film was entirely overrated and personally left me feeling ripped off. I give this disaster of a movie 2 out of 10.You have been warned.