What did you expect....

Rating: 1/10 (24 December 2011)

I saw a list of action film talent from the last 3 decades and thought "You know what? This might be all right". I then saw, as the titles rolled past, that Stalone directed it and my expectations plummeted.
I love a non-thinking parade of thoughtless violence but it can't just be a loosely connected series of explosions. No plot, no script, it makes 80s action films look sophisticated.
Please don't try to watch this, even with a raised eyebrow or irony specs, it's just a bad film and what makes it worse is that, given its cast, it should have been great.
Rent The Losers (not great but so much better) to see what this movie could have been.