I would rather watch a Michael Bay re-imagining of Battlefield Earth

Rating: 1/10 (14 August 2010)

After Rocky Balboa and Rambo had much critical success, I had high hopes when this movie was announced. After all, Stalone is one of our most underrated actors, in my humble opinion. Just watch "Copland" or "First Blood" if you don't agree. I saw "The Expendables" today and I now want to donate my eyes to science. Crap-fest 2010. I wasn't expecting "Inception" but damn was this a let-down. The most endearing performance was delivered in a handful of lines by Mickey Rourke. Hell, even Aaahnuld was tolerable. Wait for it on my13 or Telemundo. I hate having to bad mouth this movie considering everybody was realistic about this film being a throw-back to mindless 80's action movies... but this didn't even have the hokeyness or camp-factor we loved about the genre. Swing and a miss I suppose.
Womp womp wooooooomp.