Much ado about almost nothing

Rating: Null/10 (14 August 2016)

Well, there is that girl, Sandra, played by Giselle Itié... I think Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren would have been both good in a film by Sergio Leone. Eric Roberts would have been excellent. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, no way. Arnold Schwarzenegger would be better in Hamlet. Bruce Willis would be better in Romeo and Juliet, him playing Juliet. The others in the cast do not matter, they are really expendables. Oh, where are the old days of Rocky and Rambo? Those days long gone... It's bullshit time! Poor Mickey Rourke! He was really something in the '70s. Good musical taste, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Thin Lizzy. That's all! Ah, Ingmar Bergman will be back from the dead to do Expendables 4...