Too stupid for mere words!

Rating: 1/10 (29 August 2010)

A geriatric who can barely walk straight takes an elite team of bulletproof mercenaries to an island for the love of some woman he met for an hour or so and to free her people from Eric Roberts tyrannical rule. The magnificent seven meets cocoon. Cue utterly stupid set pieces with explosions and silly soldiers who can't shoot for toffee and stand quietly waiting their turn to be killed in various bloody ways. A suspension of belief is required for action movies I know but this crap is so moronic that it trawls new depths for Hollywood. An insult to the many really good action movies some of which featured the actors in this drivel. A wet dream for idiots with loud bangs and body parts flying willy nilly and all those action heroes that 20 years ago were believable in the roles but nowadays look like clowns on steroids and Viagra. 1 star gives this garbage too much credit. If you watched this and actually enjoyed it then you seriously need help from both a shrink and somebody with a shred of good taste in movies.