The contribution of the retirement home to war propaganda

Rating: Null/10 (27 March 2012)

Back in the days of 2000 and something it was required to have the people understand terrorist can be anyone and nobody can feel safe. Enough of the news portrait of the turban wearing madman with explosive belt or shoes! Movies like Deja Vu with Denzel Washington were important to remind nobody is safe. Even in a racially cleansed world without darkies", there are still terrorists. And for that there is a screaming need to have a video surveillance camera and at least one TV screen in every room.
Now the times have changed. People feel less the threat of turban, mask, cape, whatever madmen and more the issues of not being able to pay the new bank rate or facing unemployment. Health care and pension seem to be back as more important than the presidential urine samples. So, in these days of weakening faith, hallelujah, the ancients have written, you either bring up a Holy Inquisition and burn people at stake or push the bread and circus up to new levels. In this case, the grave digger producers have raided the retirement home to make another All Star movie, the sure bet for any large studio. They're larger, they're older, they're slower than ever. But the kids have animatronics. So what they barely move, they can't keep their eyes open or the mouth is half paralyzed? We can hire a guy in a green suit to move them like a puppeteer, we can get a video guru to cut up frames like a sushi chef and here's the result: a weird boxing zombie Bruce Lee in the stuffed skin of heroes a few decades old. Impressive. I'd give it a 10 for voodoo. And two stars overall. The first star is for the Frankenstein animation part done by the tech team and the second is for the Arnie cameo.
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