THIS MOVIE GOT ME A HUSBAND

Rating: 10/10 (28 June 2019)

I'm here to let everyone know that if you find a man that also loves the Expendables as much as you, you date the hell out of him. Then put him in a headlock, marry him and be happy for the rest of your life. Was any of that necessary? No, but those are the rules and I definitely didn't make them up.
The Expendables and the two movies after are everything you want in an action movie. They've got all the people you've come to love, some new people you didn't know you loved yet, just trying to save the world or end it. Leave it to Sylvester Stallone to know that for every life-changing Oscar nomination out there, sometimes people need to just watch things blow up. This works really well for an action-packed ensemble movie and in no way should be a recipe for how to run a government.
So, watch this if you want some deep 80's action meta and you want Arnold to admit he'd make a great Presinator of this great United States.