A horrible glimpse of the 80's

Rating: 5/10 (30 August 2010)

I will start by saying I wanted to like it. On paper it should be good, all the stars and a good budget. But its terrible. The plot is laughable, it makes Rambo look worthy of an Oscar. The characters were probably found on the pages of some remaindered comic books. The action scenes are Boys own stuff so I have given it 5, but it really is awful in every other respect. Slys acting is sort of Joey Tribiani doing Days of Our Lives. With lots of guns. There is quite a bit of useless padding in the film, the bits with Arnie, Bruce and Micky Rourke. All of these pieces are completely pointless, and Arnie seems to have added a new layer of extra woodiness. Unless you have exceptionally low standards you will be disappointed. You have been warned.......