the pensionables

Rating: 3/10 (14 August 2010)

Do not believe the hype about this movie. The meeting between Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis is little more than a boring cameo.
This leaves the expendables actually consisting of Old Man Stallone, Dolph Lundgren ( where's he been for the last decade or two?), Statham, Jet Li and a couple of people I've never heard of.
Mickey Rourke is an ex-Expendable who reminisces in an unintentionally hilarious scene.
There is very little action in the first half but there is a massive action scene in the end where the Pensionables take on a vast army. Its a stupid scene that belongs in a spoof but its ruined by being edited with a hammer. There is CGI blood and some of the worst firescenes and explosions I've seen in a movie for a long time. Hated it.