Stallone's Wet Dream

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2010)

Ow my God... this was probably the worst film I have ever seen in my entire life. Every bad scene, every bad story line, every bad one-liner that Stallone ever dreamt of during his entire career on set (but which were always duly rejected by directors with more sense for quality) found their way into this film. The film contains every terrible stereotype that's ever been used in 100 years of film history, and badly executed at that. There's just nothing positive to say about this film, absolutely nothing. What a waste of money... Never will I decide to watch a film again solely based on the rating at IMDb. 8.5? You gotta be kidding. Has the film crew's family been rigging the votes for this?