A mountain of CRAP

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2010)

This is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The previews made it seem like a good action movie, but this is about as far from good as you can get. Stallone looks weird, Dolf Lundgren looks creepy, Eric Roberts seems to have brain damage, Mickey Rourke is simply a freak, and Jason Statham again plays the same character he did in The Transporter, Crank, and every other movie he has ever been in.
These actors from the 80's ALL SUCK. Schwarzenegger makes every line a joke, and Bruce Willis is ridiculous. This has nothing to do with the age of these actors. It has to do with the fact that THEY ALL SUCK. That's why people stopped going to their movies in the first place. For example, Stallone made Rocky, then about 50 crappy movies until First Blood, then about 20 crappy movies until Rambo, and then never made a good movie again. People can only take so much crap. This movie is the last time anyone is ever going to give these losers from the 80's another shot.
Stallone cannot direct, his lines aren't funny, no one in this movie can act, and nothing in this movie makes sense. I couldn't understand what they were saying most of the time. Who the hell is Mickey Rourke supposed to be? WHAT is he supposed to be? Who would hire this group of unprofessional weirdos? Who were Arnold Terminator and Bruce Willis supposed to be? Willis just swore a lot and Schwarzenegger walks in, says some serious lines that makes anyone watching the movie laugh at his moronic delivery, and that's it.
Stallone has screwed the public again, and hopefully for the last time. Screw you Stallone. If you don't know how to make a good movie, don't make anything at all. This is worse than Cobra. Now that's an insult.