Pure awesomeness!!!

Rating: 10/10 (25 August 2010)

Giving this film a 10/10 does not mean this is the best movie I have ever seen. It is, however, indisputably THE most awesome film ever made. EVER. There is more testosterone in this film than an 80's soviet hammer throw team. There is a variation of one-liners to which the writing-staff of CSI: Miami can only dream of; and it goes without saying that seeing just about every great action-hero produced in Hollywood gathered on a single stage really is something special (although Schwartznegger and Willis only appear briefly). If there is any doubt, this movie needs to be seen in context to the burgeoning amount of self-irony over the genre displayed. When two guys take out more than 40 soldiers on a recon-mission, there really is no doubt as to who will make it.
I have never experienced this much applause in a movie theater before, and I didn't really foresee that I ever would; until The Expendables. You'll have to be soft as a fluffy rabbit not to shout out in excitement when loins suddenly flies through the air from an overpowered machine-gun. Just about every action scene is innovative in its awesomeness. Whereas many movies such as this is repetitive and kind of loses its edge after a few minutes, "The Expendables" kept it going; and once you think it's about to get boring, something awesome happens. There's also a Mickey Rourke monologue, which stands as a contrast the size of Mt. Everest to the rest of the movie. It's really awkward, and that makes a nice reference topic afterwards. "The Expendables" is not a movie you download from a crappy torrent page, to watch at home on a 16" computer. If you didn't make it to the cinema, wait for the bluray version, and watch it with all your friends on a big-ass TV, with surround sound. "The Expendables" can easily be summarized in one word: Awesome.