Pathetic

Rating: 1/10 (18 October 2010)

This is probably the worst film I've ever seen, and I have seen some stinkers in my time. Why? Well the acting is diabolical, the timing of the 'jokes' dire, (and those 'comedic' moments make extremely uncomfortable viewing), Jet Li was.. Well, I'm not sure where he was.. Stallone's face looks like it's melting, Rourke is dead, and Stratham is, well, Stratham.
Of course the explosions are stupidly over-the-top and plot as shallow as a tea-spoon, but I expected that. I didn't expect just how atrocious it would be.. But when I went to the cinema (in China), I didn't even know who was in the movie.. So maybe i'm at fault!
It saddens me that people have become so braindead that this is considered a good movie by so many. Oh dear. As Bill Hicks said: "Go back to sleep America, here's American Gladiators". Pathetic