enjoy destroying brain cells then by all means watch this movie

Rating: 3/10 (24 August 2010)

as a big fan of jet Li and Jason stat ham this disastrous movie was a huge let down for me like most people i fell for all the promises and the hype that the expendables was promising with it's flashy trailers and big macho star names but i was under the impression that after buying the ticket and the popcorn i could sit back and enjoy this movie but reality just gave me a big kick in between the legs the acting was as interesting as golf and all the characters were completely one sided the whole movie was clearly being carried on the shoulders of Jason and sly even when Bruce Willis and Arnold came on the scene the lines were vulgar and not at all funny and not one chuckle from the one-liners this movie lacked any and all comedy if it wasn't for what little action sly and Jason provided the movie would of been a total flop as painful to watch as pouring acid in your eyes
having said all that the movie wasn't all bad just as long as you skip the first 32 minutes and get right to the action
the ending also made no real sense to me spoilers alert if you didn't notice the first one anyways the ending there all sitting at the tattoo parlor having a laugh while Jason says his little poem and then i notice there's that bloody gunner sitting there laughing with them and I'm thinking to myself what the HELL wasn't he trying to murder and impale ying on more then one occasion and would of been successful if not for barney he was even trying to kill barney why the hell are they suddenly all happy chap friends again when gunners clearly a psycho
well I'm probably boring the hell out of you with this boring review just remember if you value those brain cells then avoid this movie like the plague we need movies that keep our intelligence alive not movies that butcher up the mind with stiff acting and pointless plot lines the trailers will tell you that the expendables is a roller-coaster thrill ride that will get your adrenaline pumping but the reality is quite the opposite don't be a fool like me don't believe the hype......and most importantly... if you've already bought the cinema ticket buy a small soda forget the large cause you'll most likely walk out during the movie perhaps to pursue more interesting things like watching grass grow
oh and anyone who disagrees with this review well i apologize in advance fell free to share your opinions of my review with me i could always use a laugh....