Incredibly depressing to watch

Rating: 1/10 (29 November 2010)

I knew The Expendables would be bad, but I didn't expect to experience depression while watching it.
Every scene with dialogue is very awkward and hollow. Nothing is funny, even in a bad way, its just sad.
Sly looks as if he skin has been stretched back along with puffy cheeks and to be honest his face looked a bit drag queen'ish.
The scene with Arnie, Willis and Sly is like taboo, like you should never ever see them together in the same movie let alone the same scene, as it just didn't work. You look at them and think, wow, they are old, and this sucks!!!! The actors I felt just tainted their classic old school movies we grew up with. I just felt incredibly depressed seeing them limp along in the $hit fest of a film.
On a good note however, I feel Lungren was the most interesting in The Expendables and I enjoyed watching him. He looked worn but cool. I think he should be in a new movie where he takes the lead role as a psychotic madman, a bit like his role in Universal Soldier.
Jason Statham played the same tw@t he did in all his other movies, the guy can't act, god knows how or why hes become famous. (This is coming from a Brit.) Jet Lee is annoying to watch with his poofter voice.
Its hard to believe these guys used to be big action stars.
A really sad film, a sad experience, and.......I recommend you don't watch it.
Truly terrible.