I Cannot Describe How Bad It Is

Rating: 1/10 (3 January 2011)

My partner watched this film and I had the misfortune of being in the same room at the time. The film is so immature and ridiculously egotistical it is unbelievable, it makes a film like Commando seem a masterpiece.
The fight scenes are incredibly badly staged and unrealistic, Stallone and his cronies jump into dozens of enemies yet never even take a hit - wow! Then it happens again, and again, and again, and again. Am I boring you? If so then you're getting the film exactly.
When they are not killing hundreds of 'baddies' they do oh so macho activities like ride big bikes, get tattoos and throw knives around.
My real score would be -68 but as 1 is the lowest I can go to that will have to do.