Best Actor: AA-12

Rating: 7/10 (7 September 2010)

Watching this movie, my greatest joy came from the performance of the AA-12. That rapid-firing shotgun took me back to such great primal instincts that I felt like driving my new stone wheel at high-octane speeds in an apely fashion. Whenever it was on screen blasting all enemies within line of fire to kingdom come I was laughing in testosterone-consumed sadism. *chunk* *chunk* *chunk* *chunk* (gore bathed limb sundering) *chunk* *chunk* *chunk* (explosions!) Such action would have bad director Michael Bay spasming with excitement. Go and watch now the phenomenon that is AA-12!
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The Movie was good too...
7 out of 10 for Expendables, 10 out of 10 for AA-12.