Zzzzzzzz. Boring. I Only Watched This Because of Statham And LI.

Rating: 6/10 (25 March 2011)

i only watched this to see Jason Statham and Jet Li. even those two incredible performers couldn't save this uninspired flatness.
i suppose i might have liked and appreciated this if i was 12 yrs old and watching it with my dad. the best thing i can say about this is that it's alright for kids and is more appropriate for a father and son viewing than a lot of action flicks. Robert Rodgriguez action movies are waaaay better, but i probably would be uncomfortable letting a young kid watch a lot of the "carnage asada" of Rodgriguez's early action flicks.
aside from some fairly tame violence, this is just fine for kids. and their parents will probably be more comfortable with this then a Quentin Tarantino flick. it's also a good excuse to see Statham and Li who were the best things about this "wholesome" bore.
as for Sylvester "the cat" Stallone? pretty boring as usual. Stallone was best in the original 'Death Race 2000'. he was even better in the "gay" porno film he made, 'The Italian Stallion'.
i might of liked this flick if i was still a stupid baby.