Expendables and creepy old men

Rating: 2/10 (15 August 2010)

Saw the movie "The Expendables" last night. If you like movies that have bad acting, thin plots, poor cinematography, two mind-numbing hours of staccato machine gun firing, endless fighting scenes, eardrum-bursting sound effects with constant blood spurting and body parts flying, and sweet, innocent pretty women who need rescuing by big, strong men who are old enough to be their grandfathers.... then this movie was made for you. And, sadly, it'll probably be the number one movie at the box office this weekend. Also, if there was a real boogie man, he'd look just like Mickey Rourke - worse than just creepy: old-man-creepy.