Implausible those Expendables.

Rating: 3/10 (31 August 2010)

I heard someone say this film is the male equivalent of "Sex and the City 2". How more apt can it be? They are Expendable alright. And implausible. A ridiculous romp through the sewers of "cool". Like Ed Hardy puked in the garage and Sly and crew soaked their hair in it. These guys hang out like a support group for STDs and Anabolic Steroid use. A group of sadistic mad men who get paid to do dirty, immoral work. But Mickey Rourke actually shares a heart warming story (and a scene that seems too good for this film) and suddenly the Expendables are The Do Goodables. Cool films have stood the test of time and they stand out to me. "Heat" is cool. This film plays out like the supporting casts careers.