Ugh! What a waste of time... this movie is a farce using old

Rating: 3/10 (23 August 2012)

heroes who have been cut more by a plastic surgeon than from actions on the fantastical battle grounds that they poorly occupy. Just looking at Chuck Norris's "squinty" eye job and Stallone's funky lips augmentation made me laugh... I know many of the scenes are tongue-in-cheek but the lack of acting makes one try to leave the theater sooner than later... FWIW, I went to the movie after a buddy BEGGED me to go... he has offered innumerable apologies since...
So, go if you want to see a lot of things blow up and go KABOOM have fun but don't go thinking that this is a version of Band of Brothers... lock this movie up and throw away the key.