Sloppy, formulaic, uninspired

Rating: 4/10 (28 May 2013)

Grotesque metaphors involving Asian women and pornography, incomprehensible choreography of fight scenes, boring rehashes of a million clichés, this movie just doesn't excel in any way. It was boring, it was B movie quality most of the time and it felt like most of the people involved weren't all that interested in being involved. The one actor that I thought put a little extra into his performance was Jean Claude Van Damme, the fact alone should scare you. Stallone is washed up, Arnold is washed up, Bruce Willis is still OK, but, he clearly doesn't really care and plays this role more cheesy than straight up. It's just a corn ball movie featuring washed up old actors on steroids milking their past even as they're being escorted to the retirement home.