Nauseating NostalgiaEmbarrassingExcruciatingExpendable Squared

Rating: 5/10 (18 April 2014)

You would Think that after the Financial Success of the First Movie, the "Creators" of that Nostalgic Nonsense would have a Year or two to come with Something, Anything that would come Close to be Exciting and Funny. Those things that make the Best of the Action-Comedy Genre.
So is it Laziness, Incompetence, or just Plain Stupidity that this is the Movie They came up with. With All that Money, Star Power, and Hollywood Clout there is gotta be Some Talent Somewhere willing to Add just a Little Quality to this Thing.
But as Long as the Cash Registers keep Ringling and the Popcorn keeps Popping, Why Bother? Artistic Integrity Maybe or to Stop from being Embarrassing.
This isn't even as Good as the The Expendables (2010) which was not that Good. You can call this a Throw-Back if You can keep from Throwing Up. The Humor is Tired and Lame. The Action is Redundantly Repetitive (Ha Ha).
The Movie Lacks Style or Substance and can't even Manage to Choose One of those as a Template for all this Ego and Money. At Best this can be a Guilty Pleasure, but Mostly it's just Guilty of not being Pleasurable. What a Waste!