So cliché I wanted to cry

Rating: 2/10 (21 October 2012)

You would think with a budget of $100M USD that they could have at least created an original movie. I could predict literally every single thing that was going to happen whether it was the death of somebody when they took on that one mission to get the the final fight scene. Once I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger I just knew this was going to be one fun movie to watch. How did they cast their actors? By how many previous action flicks they were in? I will never watch another "Expendables" movie again after this one, if you could call it a movie. What was the genre again... action? I could've sworn it was comedy because halfway through I just couldn't stop laughing! I literally don't know what to say because it was so terrible. Church going from antagonist to... neutral? Horrible. Final fight scene... Horrible. (Bad guy gets a few hits on protagonist and then finally dies, like EVERY final fight scene.) The only reason I'm rating this 2/10 is because I like Jason Statham. I am mirin'. But Chuck Norris? Like we needed another "rock hard" killer after Arnold joined the fun. This movie sucked. Whoever came up with the idea for a sequel sucks. Director, you suck also. I'm fed up with people liking cliché action movies. Whoever liked this sucks.