10/10 for sheer awfulness

Rating: 3/10 (28 November 2013)

So stunningly bad it's amazing that apparently an Expendables 3 is in the works...the most amusing aspect was identifying the washed-up action "actors" in the movie. Too bad Jason Statham is tarred by association with it.
Let's pick a few aspects at random: the terrible acting, the painful dialog, the complete lack of chemistry, the heavy guns that don't have a recoil, the (sometimes) unlimited ammunition, the regenerating bad guys (especially in the airport scene), the incompetent villains.
On the (sort-of) positive side, the movie is an advertisement for how even 60+ year old men can maintain muscle mass (naturally, I'm sure) and for the efficacy of multiple face lifts.