Action star awesome

Rating: Null/10 (5 January 2013)

Anyone else remember the action awesomeness of the 80's and 90's? I really miss it. Nothing but thin story line and gratuitous violence.
This movie brought it back real well.
Have to say, Bruce Willis, and Chuck Norris look very good for their age. Little older but not much else. Jason Statham is handsome as ever and capable of some really amazing martial arts and knife play (didn't realize he could move that fast). Office didn't age Arnold Swartzenegger very well, and Stallone is definitely looking his age. Lundgren... well I never thought he was the greatest looking man but they really did a lot to make him look bad.
Too bad there wasn't more butt kicking from Jet Li.
That being said, I don't care what anyone says, those muscles are still rippling, and still awesome to watch. Couple these fantastic action stars with a cheesy script and amazing FX and you have one fun movie. It is wonderful to see some of the best action stars of the last 30 years all in one movie, and still kicking as much butt as they did years ago.
Loved the one liners, and the Chuck Norris jokes (told by him, no less).
Do it again.