wait for it on TV

Rating: Null/10 (17 September 2012)

This movie is a complete waste of time and money. The script is non existent and the action scenes are idiotically simplistic. It was filmed as a PG 13 and had crappy CGI blood added in post production to make it seem hardcore.
The acting is , as you would expect, lousy. None of these people were really ever actors. Even if they were they wouldn't be able to do anything with this awful script. Charisma Carpenter appears so briefly that she is unmemorable..a pity since she is the only member of the cast with any talent. Talented fighters like Jet Li and Scott Adkins are underused and get no chance to show off their skills.
The final fight between Stallone and van Damme is a joke.
How stupid is this movie? the villain is played by Jean Claud Van Damme. The character's name is Jean Villain.
The appearances by Arnie and Willis are just cameos and consist of them reliving crappy past catchphrases over and over again. When Stallone appeared with the other two my thoughts were 1) all these guys are bald but only Willis admits it 2) how many phone books is Stallone stood on to be the same height as Willis?
Wait for it on TV is my advice..and pray they don't make a third.