Hands down the stupidest movie I have ever watched

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2012)

I went to the cinemas to watch this knowing that I would not enjoy this movie at all. I was persuaded by the offer of lunch beforehand with my friends. In hindsight I would rather have starved then watch this movie.
The story was absolutely terrible. I know it was an action movie and the story line is always going to be unrealistic but this was easily the stupidest thing I've ever watched and I have watched the Youtube video "Krispy Kreme - The Baddest" several times.
Sylvester Stallone was way too involved in this movie, he is a terrible actor. Nan Yu who played Maggie was also terrible. In that sense they made the perfect on screen couple. I see Stallone also had a part in writing this movie which explains a lot, the man can barely speak so it doesn't surprise me that he can't write either.
I sincerely hope that this is the last ever Expendables movie ever. If you would like to watch a bunch of old actors who were never really good at acting before shoot guns and blow things up. Throw in lots of lame one liners that will make you cringe rather then laugh. Then go ahead watch Expendables 2 but I strongly recommend not to. It ranks as one of the worst movies I have ever seen.