Pea soup spewing antics!

Rating: Null/10 (7 January 2002)

Oh, sigh! What a waste of my time! What an absolute freakin' waste of time. If ever there was a movie that tried to be scary- this is the one that goes home with the prize.
Here's the plot- A little girl is possessed by the devil, and a priest tries to save her.
Well, big deal!
I admit, it does have one cool special effect (the writing "HELP ME" on her stomach)but overall this movie is just using the same old tiresome plot of a posessed human being. The most laughable scene is when she stabs herself in the hoodads repeatedly screaming "Let Jesus **** you!" is just plain stupid. All this movie shows is a director's attempt at trying to make a creepy movie. And Captain Howdy? Jeez! What a poor assed choice for a name for the devil! The idea of a profanity belching, pea soup spewing youngster just made ME want to projectile vomit! If you want a genuine fright fest see The Omen or Stigmata. This movie is a poor excuse to make a movie in which someone can swear a lot, be extremely horny, and attatch nylon strings to things to give them the appearence of flying about the room.
This movie royally sucked, and when the Director's Cut came out, I thought, "Oh joy! More scenes to laugh at!" and there were, such as Linda Blair crabwalking down the stairs- how incredibly poxy that was!
Anyway, I'm giving this movie MINUS10/10!