Stupid, Highly Overrated, Meaningless Movie

Rating: 1/10 (11 September 2011)

Honestly, I don't understand how ANYONE could be scared by this movie. I saw it for the first time When I was 9, and I laughed my head off when it was over. I watched it again several years later, and laughed even harder.
There is literally NO PLOT whatsoever. The actors are TERRIBLE. The story was incredibly LAME and POINTLESS (just a bunch of random "boo" scenes and badly-composed drama). The effects SUCKED - don't get me wrong, I'm all for the original stuff (CGI should go to hell) but the whole head spinning thing and the crawling down the stairs and the horrible makeup was just PATHETIC!
Question 1: The all powerful Devil possessed the little girl's body, right? So how come all he did was mess up the bedroom and crawl down the stairs backward once he was inside her?
Question 2: Why is it called "The Exorcist"? The exorcist himself isn't even in it until the very very end of the movie...
Seriously, don't see this movie. It is awful and does not deserve all the fame and hype it is currently receiving.