Travesty

Rating: 4/10 (3 July 2008)

I felt proud of myself after I watched the Exorcist. The reason why is because I resisted the overwhelming urge to throw up. I feel anyone that does resist this urge should receive a pat on the back. This horror movie does not deserve a bit of the praise that people give it. It is one of the best grossout films of all time. That was not a compliment. Some people claim that it is better than any other scary movie. This is a joke, Psycho kicks the Exorcist in the butt. No movie has ever made me laugh more than the Exorcist, especially when the girl starts slamming the cross in her unmentionables. I still laugh to this day whenever I think about it. I don't think the point of the movie was to make me laugh.