A Journey to Crapola County

Rating: 4/10 (2 July 2005)

At the risk of spoiling this movie for you, I'm going to give away the whole plot: A group of extremely bad actors decides to go stay in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Guess what's going to happen to them? Well, I'll tell you. They find a tape that conjures up some demons whose main purpose is to turn all the girls into squealing, cackling freaks that puke and spit all over the place a-la The Exorcist. The two male characters eventually realize that women only act this way when possessed by Evil Incarnate, so they are left with no choice but to beat the living crap out them.
The first girl gets raped by a tree. Naturally, she is totally freaked out by this, but when she reveals the event to her friends, they find it ignorable ("but trees don't attack people!") and rather than show any concern, they proceed to play a game. Yet in mid-game, they are confronted by the same girl turned demon, skin turned green and talking in demon-speak, which barely gets a rise out of them ("do you think she's OK?").
What follows is a non-stop violence fest as more of the girls turn into demons and get beaten with sticks, axes, etc. by the two male kids, in fierce competition for the award for worst actor.
This movie will scare the hell out of you if you are under the age of 12.