A woman gets raped by a tree...

Rating: 2/10 (26 June 2006)

First, there are boobs. There is nudity, despite what the IMDb and CARA say. Second, this movie was recommended to me by a friend who considers herself smart, artsy, goes to art theaters... you know the type. All I can say is, don't believe the hype. I challenge anyone who likes this movie to ask themselves why? I think I was abducted by aliens while watching this movie because I swear the whole thing was over but I don't remember any of it and I'm not even on drugs. Maybe that's the problem. People really need to start being objective in their reviews. What I mean is, forget the cliques you belong to, the image you try and live by, forget what you envy or know about the directors/actors and just look at the movie for what it is. In this case, not too good. This is what I got out of it. The people responsible for creating this trash hated women. There are three women in this movie and they all ended up being possessed, raped and beaten/horrifically dismembered. There are 2 men. One is the "hero" (Bruce Cambell, who I guess is some sort of cult movie super hero) and one dies rather quietly without much attention. First woman goes into the woods and is raped by the forest... or a tree... or something not sure but there are roots involved. They show her in agony, screaming, etc. They show a root going up her leg and under her night gown... you know where... They show her cupping her breast as a root tries to remove her hand, then low and behold, they show her naked breast. *gasps* After she is all scratched up and bleeding from the incident she runs back into the cabin... from this point everyone else but the one male hero gets possessed by demons and it's just one giant gore fest from here.
If you hate people, you will like this movie. If you are a nerd, and were dumped by a girl, and are developing a serious psychosis towards woman, you will like this movie. You will probably like Anime too. You know, the type with the aliens, and tentacles, and little helpless girls. (Smart people know the truth about people like you and what's under the hood, know what I mean? Be careful what you admit.) Anyway...
The Pros - Good makeup and gore. Some good camera work.
The Cons - Rape. Uncreative. No talent. No plot.