Unlikeable characters drag down the movie to unwatchability

Rating: 2/10 (5 June 2007)

In short, both protagonists shared one major flaw, being self-absorbed. By the time you're 3/4 way through the movie, you might be feeling as I was, rooting for one or both of them to suffer some unfortunate accident. As cruel as that might seem, you pray to the movie gods for some justice to be served out on perhaps two of the most selfish people you've ever met.
Here we have a war raging around them, and they only seem concerned about their happiness and how they can steal away moments with one another so they can begin fornicating.
If you're a fan of overly elaborate movies with little substance with an overlong length which tell a story of two selfish pigs who you could really care less about. Wait, just watch Casablanca instead. That's actually good, and it'll take less of your time.