I'm still scratching my head...

Rating: 4/10 (12 January 1999)

I'd feel compelled to give The English Patient a low rating if I could at all fathom what I spent 3 hours watching. The editor of this movie should be sent back to school; putting an hour's worth of cutting-room floor decorations on the silver screen is *not* art! Had the movie not dragged on abysmally slowly, I might give the story a C. How the self-appointed experts can call this a masterpiece completely escapes me!