This movie sucked

Rating: 1/10 (24 March 2012)

I mean, it really sucked. It was so long and drawn out that I experienced delirium: was the English patient dying? Or was I dying, waiting for this giant P.O.S. to end? Two hours and 42 minutes of hell. I made the mistake of seeing it in the theater. I kept the snack stand in business that night, as I was looking for excuses to take a break from the movie. One bag of Red Vines and a giant popcorn later, well, yes...the movie still sucked. You could hear the pretension in the theater when the beast ended: "Wow! What a film. They don't make them like that anymore." Or, "Such a study of human complexity. It really showed how fragile our condition is both with and without war..." Blah blah blah. Die English Patient! DIE!!!