Watching it is punishment - a root canal, etc.

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 1999)

Watching this thing is punishment, pure and simple. It doesn't do anything and it takes a long time not doing it.
If prison inmates were made to watch this, it would be an 8th amendment violation.
Yes, I notice that my favorite movie critic gave it four stars and I notice that IMDb's "weighted average" is 7.2. That just proves that Lincoln was right when he said you can fool some of the people all the time (and all of the people some of the time). Or is it just me? No, surely not!
I'd rather watch Starship Troopers three times than this thing once, whatever that says about me...