Useless Opinion #390

Rating: 8/10 (15 August 2019)

Okay. Let's make this perfectly clear. If an elephant screws a human woman, the woman will die. Why? It will crush her loins to death. Comprehend? Goooood. The Elephant Man is touching movie and all that garbage. It's not David Lynch's usual style which Is surrealism and complexity as it's more straightforward and is sort of shot like a 1950s movie. It does have surreal moments but they are very minimal. I like this one because it shows that despite being so hideous and so un####able a freak can still be just as normal in both character and looks. And the elephant coerced coitus scene was funny. Dumbo got his freak on. Yo yo yo.