Dreck! And an over rated movie.

Rating: 2/10 (10 August 2009)

This movie starts with Marvins poor acting skill that riddle this thing and present more of an football couch. Eh, Ernests only makes this movie seem more like a game. But on top of all that they try to make Marvin immortal here.
As the movie progresses it picks up charm. Almost made me get in to it. The cast of guys were great together if this was a comedy. So is it? No! But like I said it has its charismatic parts, but not enough. Then was doomed from the last hour. Oh, man it is. Cheesy!!! CORNY!!! FAKE! When they do get to they're mission you easily see who will be killed next. You see the Germans looking at them with a gun, or throw a sniper scope. What you thought would happen would, and before anyone died there were was two things. They made a college effort(Like a sports movie) and fell with out any blood or a realistic movement. A unclear shot that couldn't of hit kills a character after a corny line like "we did it." Not that you could see where it hit anyway. One work LAME! Oh, there was one person shot in the head. Even though that didn't seem to add up. This was directed by a child's mind. Like kids playing army man. I shot. Oh I will fall down. They smile even though they are slaughtering women, and we are to pity them getting shot? Or believe it as they chant like it was a game? Yeah I know they were mostly murderers, but still the ones that were sane smiled killing people like this. And why would any of these idiots get on a little boat to do nothing?
This movie SUCKED BIG TIME> A movie for the lesser mind. I watch a lot of movies from every era. This has to be the most over rated movie I have seen yet. I like the Wild Bunch and love WW2 movies. You would think this would kind of a combo here. But this... This is one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time. To the resent generation steer clear. This is stale, and if your going to tell me it was a big start to the action movie scene. Well thanks for all those classics from Segal, Norris, and Van Damn we could of done without. Don't for get to not watch the even worse TV sequel from 85. They mysteriously age 20yrs!!! There are so much better choices out there. Check out the Once Apon a Time in the West, Wild Bunch, the Good the Bad and the Ugly.