Big Time Stinker.....Don't Waste Your Time

Rating: Null/10 (9 January 1999)

Without a doubt one of the dumbest movies I have ever had the misfortune to see. Only thing more offensive than the idiotic storyline, gratuitous nudity/sex, & excruciatingly slow pace was the sight of all that money up on the screen (Pacino, Reeves, monstrously luxurious sets) being wasted. After the first 20 minutes, I was ready to turn the damn thing off. I managed to stick it out for another hour before I resorted to the fast forward button. How could actors of Pacino & Reeves' calibre be sucked into something this bad? At least Pacino looked like he was enjoying himself; Reeves' continual expression could only be interpreted as "what the hell am I doing in this lame-ass movie?" And the ending...! Well, suffice it to say that we've all seen it before---on "Dallas" & other low-rent t.v. shows. Dumb, dumb, dumb. This movie's worst sin?---it's not even entertaining.