Annoying horror film

Rating: Null/10 (22 March 2001)

Keanu Reeves is oh-so-convincing as Kevin Lomax, lawyer who has oh-so-realistically never lost a case who does things like "bullies" witnesses in the courtroom, the way he does to Welcome to the Dollhouse's" Heather Mattarazzo that makes her "cry" and blurt out some dull tale about sexual harassment, or something, that Kevin twists around to make her look like she's lying... and I believe that somehow this leads to him meeting up with Al Pacino... who is the Devil in the disguise.
I knew that from the trailers and such, but Kevin has no idea and he and his wife Mary Ann(Charlize Theron) get taken in by this guy and all of the opportunities he presents to Kevin.
But then, bad things start happening to Mary Ann. She hallucinates a lot, a'la "Jacob's Ladder," (which is a movie I can' stand!) particularly in what seemed to be the world's longest and most disgusting sex/nudity scene with her and Keanu, and cries a lot, and tries to kill herself, too.
Stupid Kevin is oblivious to his wife's goings-on, he's to busy with Al the Devil, enjoying success and luxary, until he eventually finds out that Al IS the Devil, and wants Kevin the Dog to mate (mate?!) with his sister (I don't recall the devil having siblings...) to have spawn, or something equally ridiculous.
Yet, this film made the theaters. Of course, with its "hot" stars Keanu and Charlize Theron (whose deep voice, and obnoxious dancing that had her raising her arms above her head as she moved around, irritated me, and why did the devil make her change her hairstyle?) And ANYTHING with Al "the Genius" Pacino, just MUST make the theater. Even if it's "The Devil's Advocate," I guess.