Don't care what people say, this is a LOUSY movie!!!

Rating: 1/10 (17 August 2006)

I was away on holiday when this piece of junk premiered on satellite last week, so set my recorder because everyone had said it was so good. Was it good? No way. I'm sure that if your'e an adolescent boy who likes loads of phoney gore splashed around the place or the type of feminist who likes women kicking a** then you'll love it. If you've got more than two brain cells, you may not! The characters are parodies of men with their swearing, dirty jokes etc.. The storyline sucks, it is totally derivative (Death Line set in a cave!) the cartoonish violence is just well..silly. Character development? Forget it. You don't give a s**t about any of them, in fact I wanted the creatures to get them all as quickly as possible so I could be put out of my misery. One of the best British films in years? God help us!