wise up! this is awful.

Rating: 1/10 (29 August 2006)

id seen dogsoldiers and it was knowingly good. but sorry, even reviewing a fellow belfast man, this has to be one of the worst horror flicks ever! mutant, cannibals living in a welsh(?)cave? are we being serious? anyone with a pc at home who does any editing with realise that this film was set in a cave for budget reasons- black out the background and greenscreen in the foreground...and thats it. the remainder of the budget being spent on the intro shock effect which apart from provide sympathy for the main character, had absolutely no relevance to the story whatsoever! the usual expectations are there- get lost, cave in,someone breaks a leg, yadda yadda yadda... the way out is brilliant- they find an arrow pointing to the way out painted on the wall!in the dark!pure comedy. blind cannibals probably been looking for that arrow for ages. if leslie neilsen had popped up i wouldn't have been surprised. hopefully his next film, will be less modern and maybe...believable?