Horror movies aren't what they used to be.

Rating: 1/10 (9 August 2006)

This movie was only slightly better then "the cave" and by slightly, the gore was alright at times. But I do not remember much of it due to hysterical laughter at how terrible the movie is. Horror movies relying solely on loud noises and things jumping out to get a jump out of the crowd is not a movie worthy of the praise you guys give it.
To start off with where they went wrong, the lighting team was terrible. If your in a cave, 2 miles under the earth, no light will shine on things. This includes some of the demons, random parts of the cave, and when stuff jumps out or is supposed to be scary.
Next, nothing made sense, they go from one scene climbing something, and then the area changes completely. Water ceases to exist when you climb up a waterfall, ya know? The cheap scares throughout the movie where way overused, it seems as if they wanted to scare some random 10 year olds and make them scream.. all it did for the entire theater was cause laughter. Even until the very end, they use them.
No real plausible plot or storyline is present within the movie.
Plus, when you get a pick through the spinal cord, and voice box, you pretty much die instantly. However, this movie obviously doesn't believe in that and tries to make up for it with a cheap scare, and a storyline that would and should have never existed.
I luckily had free passes, because I would have demanded my money back, and sued the producer for wasting 2 hours of my time, at 68$ an hour.
Worst movie of the year.. most likely, will the general public love it, of course. Much like how many of the terrible movies now get acclaim from the awards. This wont be one of them, I hope.
Good day. Time to see some real horror with Last House on the Left, 72' when the horror was real, not jumpy garbage.