GURL POWAH! - possible spoilers -

Rating: 3/10 (1 June 2007)

This movie is a feminist's dream / nightmare come true. My wife and I saw the previews on another DVD, and I decided to grab a copy and check it out. She lasted the better part of 15 minutes into the movie while I decided to stick it out (at a later date). I'm the kind of guy who loves a woman with an accent, but for some reason the entire cast of this movie was just plain annoying. Whoever's idea it was to mix 4 or 5 different accents together in the same room, and have them all talking at the same time needs to have his head examined. Not good. Not good at all.
So we have this group of semi-male ladies who are thrill seekers for some vague reason, and of course we have the weak link in the chain who can't do anything for herself because of a previous trauma blah blah blah... Somehow they are all very adept at Spelunking, but end up trapped in the cave from hell. Queue the gore.
I was expecting some contrived cliché fx, but was pleasantly surprised when the creatures actually dug in for dinner. This film went from a commercial for Tampax to Dawn of the Dead in a hurry which is the only reason I didn't turn the DVD player off. There's plenty of gore for all in this movie which makes it a decent film to rent, but as far as plot and ending, you'll get neither no matter which version you come across.
The animosity between the characters is never explained. Our weak link becoming Rambo is never explained. Oh yeah, there's literally no ending either. I was expecting everything to come together in one final, AND THEY (SHE) ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, but then the credits started to roll.
A good rental for some gore, but a terrible movie on the whole.