this is a really dumb movie with decent gore and a few scares.

Rating: 3/10 (7 December 2015)

I can't even describe the plot of this movie because it offends my intellect. I have to say something because it is just that stupid of a movie. If you enjoy never being able to see what's going on then you might enjoy this movie. The first half of the movie is boring and annoying. You have to watch as a group of women make questionable spelunking decisions until one of them breaks a leg. Then you have to listen to them freaking out.
A note for the filmmakers: I am not a troglodyte and I need light to see what is going on. I cannot enjoy your movie if I can't see what is happening. Also I didn't appreciate how you ripped off john carpenter's theme music from The Thing.