I so hate this movie

Rating: 1/10 (24 November 2005)

What a bunch of big girls blouses !! I can't believe how many of the reviewers thought this was a scary movie.
Having things jump out at you on the screen isn't scary - it's cheap. This movie did it with birds, bats, the cave dwellers and the girls themselves. AVP (not a good film) at least did it with a penguin - points for originality.
The cave dwellers were to be pitied not to be scared by. How can you be scared of something that's blind (enough torches in the face to prove that), deaf (you'd hear those screaming girls a mile away) and unable to feel (at one point one of them was leaning on a girls head and thought it was a rock!! Tears of laughter teeming down my face).
Also they could be killed by a quick twist of the neck.
These blind, deaf, senseless and fragile cave creatures were also supposed to be able to sneak out at night to kill moose and cattle. How did they do that then? How did they know it was night? How come nobody saw them? Why bother going back into the cave?
The only tense bit of this film was where one girl got wedged into a small tunnel, but what was funny was that all her mates had just squeezed through it ! Was her backside so much bigger?
The ending? Pure cop out.