Clichés anyone?

Rating: 3/10 (21 August 2005)

I just saw this movie I see, many of you like it, because it's creepy and "horror" and whatsoever...
Now let's talk about THIS movie for real !!SPOILERS!! OK, 6 Girls or so enter a cave. 6 total different kinds of girls. When they enter, they crawl thru a little hole, and one of them (of course, the last one of em) gets claustrophobic and shuts down (been there done that, 'nother cliché), but then suddenly the hole collapses (ohh, how nice and new) but they get out alive. Shortly afterwards, one thinks she saw light, starts rushing towards it, not listening to the others warnings(again, cliché) and falls down. So far so good, she gets hurt and one "hears" something, and (of course in THIS situation) has to look after it...
Now they get attacked by monsters, who strangely are pretty bad look alikes of blade 2s reaper strain. And they need to fight for their lives... And so on and so forth... Only one survives bla...
If this movie was about 2/3s short, i would have liked it, but there's so much relaxing boredom in this movie, and some really dumb reactions of the girls, that it really made this movie worse! They get attacked, run away, realize that their mate was murdered and have to cry... in THAT situation? Don't think so! The creeps are blind, but what do they do? They shout, cry and whatsoever to attract them? Now come on...
They talk sooo much about things, that really don't matter! The complete beginning (dyeing of her husband in car accident, her daughter with strange visions) has absolutely nothing to do with this movie. And the end? Aw, come on... What sort of absolutely crap was that? Some scenes were OK, but the rest was not well done...
I liked Dog Soldiers more!