You Have to be Joking

Rating: 1/10 (12 August 2006)

To put it simply for those of you who said that you loved this movie, This blew.....bad. I was reading non-stop reviews about how this delivered what Hostel promised, but failed to do. i read about how this was the greatest horror movie of our time, so I made the mistake of wasting my time and going to see it. I could not wait for the end, and wished the lady would gouge out my eyes like she was doing to the crawling mo-fos. I wished I could get one of those flying poles sent my way, but lady luck hates me! the only thing scary about this movie is the concept, the whole cave thing is creepy, but the crawlers are just Gollum on Crystal Meth. There was also an affair thrown in there which cost Juno her life....or did it, someone wanna tell me how she was in the car at the end. The other thing that bothered me was the building of the characters...I might be alone, but I hated them all. I actually felt myself wanting to see them die. And To all of you that are offended by this post and who thought this review was harsh because u loved this movie, sorry, this movie absolutely blew. I absolutely hated this movie.