A Sexist Cautionary Tale

Rating: 6/10 (15 April 2015)

A group of adventurous housewives bunch together in a cabin in the woods to prepare for the next day's adventure in a cave. They are so nice to each other it gets awfully boring. The "It meant a lot to me", "I'm so proud of you" and so on so forth kind of dialogues are everywhere. None of them women has any distinguishable character except for the male- ish/lesbian-ish one. And none of them is hot/beautiful enough to keep your attention. They're all just plain, boring, flat adventurous housewives.
By the way, I have to call out this movie for being sexist and racist. Not a single male character is present, and all the housewives are snow white.
So they finally get to this cave they are supposed to explore. Turns out the cave is set to a harder difficulty than they originally thought. With monsters added for fun.
I'm not sure about the symbols in this movie. If the cave represents the womb or whatever.
Maybe the monsters represent rapists or the fear of being raped. But if so these uglies are the most ineffective rapists ever.
At first they are presented as very sneaky and deadly. One minute later, after they make their first victim, there is a noticeable and sudden nerf on their traits. They are no longer deadly or sneaky, and they move about making noise so the girls can hide and sneak up on them, even though it is established right away that these guys are 1) hunters/predators and 2) perfectly adapted to the dark environment they live in.
I understand that the monsters shouldn't be made so powerful so as to make it easier to believe when the housewives start killing them off one by one. Nevertheless it is a jarring transition.
For one thing, this movie deserves some praise on how they make use of the camcorder's night vision.
In the end, I think this movie is a decent cautionary tale about housewives straying too far from the household. If they want to venture into the outside world like real men they should make the complete transition and grow a pair first instead of being just man-wannabe- girls. So, girls! Stay home. That's the movie not me.
Conclusion: If you're like me and enjoy seeing a bunch of housewives being eaten alive while joyfully screaming in pain then this movie is just for you.
I'm giving it a 6/10 though because no male or black characters makes it a racist/sexist flick.