Gollum's Family meets Coyote Ugly....

Rating: 6/10 (5 August 2006)

This movie reminded me of going into the MOANING CAVE in Northern CA. This movie is basically about 8 girls who decide to get together and explore a cave. Why? Because one of the girls needed to recover from her HUSBAND'S DEATH...yes, the same husband who was in LAND OF THE DEAD. He had pretty much no part in this movie which was odd. That entire sequence was strange. So, these girls go into some random cave in Tennessee where they encounter a ton of "crawlers" that can't see and look a lot like Gollum from Lord of the Rings but with more of a pasty appearance and they are all wet. So, these girls are very good at killing them but while they are killing them, they are each dying. One strange and meaningless scene was where Sarah tries to would Juno's leg with her pick Axe. Why? Because Juno ACCIDENTALLY killed some other chick in the cave. Doesn't Sarah realize it's a innocent MISTAKE? Anyway, this movie was basic and had surface qualities only, nothing meaningful and zero character development. But it does give you that creepy Claustrophobic feeling the entire time.