Hmm... Ten thousand gallons of blood thrown about in an incoherent fashion+little goblins=Good?

Rating: 1/10 (28 October 2006)

Well, where do I start. I consider this almost an insult to the horror genre. I mean, what was scary about this movie? Nothing. What was thrilling about this movie? Nothing. I mean, the movie begins with a woman losing her husband and child due to a car wreck involving thick metal poles. She probably should have killed herself at that moment, saving us this terrible plot development. I am pretty sure I would rather watch Gone With the Wind Backwards then watch this.
Now, I am sure you just think that I want to sit around and bash this because I thought it was a crappy movie for some reason or another, but trust me, I have my reasons. I payed my money, and I think for the first time in a while, I simply wanted to walk out. I am not sure how this movie is "the number one horror movie of 2006" or "a movie that redefines horror". I'll tell you what I saw in this movie. A whole load of what looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings and an entirely over the top amount of blood. You could watch the scene from A Nightmare On Elm Street with Johnny Depp being sucked into the bed on repeat and it might have a similar effect.
With what I considered poor acting, a mediocre plot, one of the worst in horror history, and a complete waste of money, I would say avoid this one at all costs.