Genuinely drab.

Rating: 2/10 (15 August 2006)

Where to begin? Gods, this movie was the biggest ball of cheese I've seen in years.
The characters- I couldn't give a damn if any of them died, all generic, all boring, and all unrealistic. No back-story as to why they're all British women who love adventure and somehow all have the money to take off work and fly to America for giggles besides a group photograph and about ten minutes of brain-numbing social interaction.
The "monsters"- There's about a three second shot of one in the foreground just sitting there.. and that's the first time you get to see one. Took all the shock effect away when they finally made a dramatic entrance. On top of it all, it's impossible that they could even exist.
The ending- Wow. One of the worst horror endings I've ever seen.
Imagine a typical twelve-year old boy had the money and resources to make a horror movie. Now imagine you paid $8.50 to watch it.
Terrible.