Another stupid British horror (caving?) movie

Rating: 1/10 (29 January 2007)

If I had known The Descent was a British horror film, I wouldn't have wasted my time. Remember 28 Days Later? Sucked. The Descent? Sucks! No offense to the British, but they just can't make a good horror movie. And this one is a perfect example.
A group of ugly women go "caving" a year after some dumbass crashes his car while not looking at the road and gets killed by PIPES that for some reason were being carried on the roof (in a tube??) of a SUV. As other reviews have mentioned, the creatures look like Gollum. How original. They live underground, are BLIND? but go to the surface to get food. Yeah, I guess eyes aren't necessary to hunt food on the surface. I'm not going to go into all the implausible details about these things because there are too many. They look stupid and make noises stolen from the movie Predator.
The ending made no sense AT ALL. It was so bad I almost destroyed the television.
How did the makers of this film manage to hire the most unattractive and unappealing actors in the world? None, and I mean NONE, of these women were interesting or made you care about their characters. And none were cute. The creatures were more attractive.
Don't watch this even for free.