Slow, Boring and Unscary

Rating: Null/10 (15 January 2006)

Been there, done that. It's one hell of a boring movie that feels like you've watched LOTR several times in a raw. Man, I fell asleep the moment I started watching it and when I woke up an hour later, hoping that while I was asleep something has actually happened in the movie, I found out that I was wrong. One full hour and a half of complete boredom. At the VERY end it starts getting interesting, though. We have a pack of cave creatures attacking a crew of young women. Funny thing is that one could easily kill the creatures by smashing their heads against the cave wall. Man, they cracked like water melons, no effort at all. Another way is stabbing them with a tiny swiss army knife Ain't that funny? The women are trapped in the cave forever because its roof collapsed, they are tired, injured, unarmed and screaming. That's like all about it. Lots of "stalking behind the back" and "sudden jump on the chair" cliché scenes. Oh, and the only cool moment is when a guy gets his head pierced in a car accident in the beginning of the movie. Use this movie instead of a lullaby.