A truly awful attempt at a horror movie

Rating: 1/10 (1 October 2013)

Where do I begin, my girlfriend made me watch this, claiming she hadn't seen it when in truth she had, and as lovely as she is, this will not be forgotten!! The characters are all very dull, the SFX are poor to say the least, at some points I thought I was watching a bad episode of Doctor Who from the 1970's! The most tense I got was hoping a large boulder would drop down and squash the lot of them in one go thus ending this film after 30 minutes.
I also found myself wanting to write down many questions on post-it notes about how contrived the plot was, What did the scene at the start have to do with the film? Why would they crawl through tiny holes of unexplored caves not knowing where they were going? Why did one character stab her friend accidentally then leave her for dead? Why did the other character then stab this character in the leg and leave her to fend of the weird creatures? A very strange film with some brash attempts at scares, mainly through sudden images and loud bangs.
In summary I was left feeling like this is one of, if not the worst film I have had the displeasure of viewing, I would avoid like the plague, otherwise you will just be disappointed, like the promise of a nice shiny biscuit tin, only to find there are no biscuits in it. If you want scares watch Sinister, or just stick to Anchorman, these are safe bets.