No Nothing

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 2011)

In this film you fill find - no plot, no thrill, no plausible character development, no real scary monsters (just some Gollums being thin and rather vulnerable), no real common sense (dares anyone, at least a female, go into unknown caves?), no logical sequence (what on earth was the car accident scene for??), no real performance (all female characters played unbelievably poorly), no medical truth (how can one speak with an ice pick lacerating their throat??), no logic in explaining how those monsters ate and where they got their plentiful amount of food (since bones are numerous), no explanation why the seemingly US vehicle was moving on a British side of the road, no real suspense and no real fright, no humor and no irony. Simply, there is no nothing not at all that is worth spending your bucks and time for