Scary, especially in a dark basement

Rating: 8/10 (10 January 2007)

Potential SPOILER ALERT: The "unspeakable horror" First, I just watched this movie yesterday (1/9/07), so I have already seen the Justin Timberlake SNL skit where he and his crew of rappers are trapped in a cave (the same show with the D!ck in a box skit). Obviously, the skit is a spoof on the movie, but the SNL creatures were spot on. Nevertheless, the movie was still scary despite the humorous reference.
Keep in mind: One: "say sausage!" Two: "I say we do how we do, yoK-smoove, lay down a beat." Three: see if you notice a theme in horror/thriller movies where the first scare comes at about 14 minutes and 14 seconds. You know it's there, waiting, and it's going to be a cat in an alley or a plastic bag caught in some branches, but it always scares the crap out of you.
Overall, a good horror movie. If you think of horror movies the same way I dohow would I avoid this monster in real life, if it was real, of coursethen my suggestion is stay away from caves. I mean, crawling into tiny black holes is the first in a long list of potential psychological disorders. Also, isn't cave water typically freezing? These ladies don't shiver after falling into the water. And where did the creatures get underpants? True masters of their domain, indeed.