May contain a spoiler. Don't SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (31 December 2006)

The Descent was totally ridiculous. I cannot believe that anyone thought it was actually a good movie. Some adventurous women travel into a cave, and we all know how cave movies end. I don't care if it was a British film or not. I was totally anti-climatic, and predictable every step of the way. The villain in the cave was essentially Golem (from Lord of the Rings), who had been inbred, was a cannibal, and a vampire (that made sounds just like Alien). But wait. There was a whole family of them!!!! Some chick with an ice climbing pick goes postal on the Golems. There you have it. No need to see it now. In fact, I rented it tonight and I want to demand my money back, as well as the surcharge it cost me in electricity to watch it. Do you think the video store will refund me?? I strongly discourage anyone from seeing this movie. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure was more entertaining.