Instead of burning bras, feminists should burn copies of this movie.

Rating: 1/10 (22 March 2008)

Let me preface this with a bit about myself.
I think gratuitous gore is hilarious and awesome.
Now.
This movie made me SICK. I had to stop eating my little sour candies because it was so violent and gross that anything in my mouth made me want to vomit. I almost felt the overwhelming need to contact the people responsible for this monstrosity and ask them what made them think they even had a right to put such complete TRASH into the world.
The fact that anyone found this movie remotely decent, much more actually good, frankly appalls me. This was by far the worst thing I have seen in years. Someone wrote a review somewhere on here that said they were impressed that it was a movie that managed to be scary without buckets of blood and gore.
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Either they're using a different definition of buckets of blood and gore than everyone else is in the sane world, or they just didn't watch the movie, because people getting pick-axed in the throat, breaking their legs so that bone is sticking through, getting devoured, and swimming through a LAKE OF BLOOD certainly falls under MY definition of buckets of blood and gore.
Please people, doing ANYTHING else with your time would be infinitely more productive. Do yourself a favor and burn the movie if you own it, or pass on by as you're browsing through your local video store.