A bad movie

Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2005)

That really does tear it. Never trust the British press with a British film. Rose tinted glasses anyone? I've seen much much better straight to video/DVD horror movies. This was just a badly written, stupid, pointless, not scary, boring, poorly directed, poorly edited, did i say stupid? film.
From the director of dog soldiers... not a great start, I'm not a fan of dog soldiers, but at least it was moderately fun to watch once and laugh at the mockney accents and attempts at humor.
This is well directed and put together as dog soldiers. (Not a compliment.) However it comes without the fun/silly side of dog soldiers had to make me not hate it. As a result I hated this and wanted them all to die as quickly as possible.
It starts off with delusions of being a psychological horror/thriller. One of the girls has been in an accident and "sees things." After a while of periodically cutting to a girl blowing out candles on a birthday cake and generally going NO-WHERE with this concept, they decide "F***K IT, let just gore the hell out of this one."
A special shout goes to the red syrup pond, this might just put blood and gore out of film-fashion it was so silly.