Most confusing picture I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2007)

The opening credits confused me and I remained confused until I saw, "The End", up there on the screen. There was more foul language used than an aircraft carrier of sailors all hitting their thumbs with hammers at the same time. Matt Damon and L. DeCaprio looked so much alike that most of the time I didn't know which mole I was looking at. And Nickolson, one of my favorite actors, should have watched "The Godfather" to learn the ways of a Don. He played it as a soldier, not as a boss. Best Picture Oscar? Now, really, a Razzie maybe. What happened to the lady shrink? She is the only one in the entire production that doesn't get killed. What was in the envelope she had? Who is the hero? Everyone was the villain. Alec Baldwin's lines were much clearer on his tape of the conversation with his daughter than his lines in this turkey. How many gallons of blood were used, a tanker truck perhaps. Just a rotten waste of time. Is there any way to retract the Oscar?