twice the length, half the fun

Rating: 1/10 (25 October 2006)

finished downloading this movie the other day and it was a torment watching it way too long for its own good
first of all, crappy cast (excluding Nicholson)
DiCaprio - teenage boy with no pubes, who can believe he threw any of the punches in the movie Damon - too cocky (not script cocky) and fake (trust me there are parts of my life ya don't wanna know about) check that scene
lame jokes - 'hows ya mother, tired from f@#$ing my father' who the heck is lame enough to say that
unoriginal - first off to all ya Whites thats still in denial, yes it is a remake of 'infernal affairs' (even if its been altered quite a bit) secondly, Nicholson at the start giving money yo Damon and acting like a big shot, (go take this money buy this buy that blah blah blah) and all the super cocky super nice 'gangsta' type (the people who don't like me...well...lets say *smiles* pop pop then jokes about it wow...been done too many time already
definitely not a movie ya can enjoy again and again
on the good side, i'd give Nicholson my 3 stars flopping a black dildo at Damon (i would of done the same for DiCaprio just to turn him on) and the last star goes to the Scorsese great taste in picking a movie to remake, he just didn't do a good job in this one