Most Horrible & Overrated Film of 2006! Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto" was WAY BETTER!

Rating: 1/10 (21 March 2015)

I want 151 minutes of my life back! Laugh-Out-Loud, Unmitigated Crap. Interesting...but not in the way intended. Somehow watchable, but NOT Good! So ridiculously bad, it's hilarious, but still a waste of time. The moral decline of the western culture. Way too trite and poorly acted. If only I could go back in time to stop this movie from being made! Propaganda in service of oppression and hypocrisy. A little self-awareness might have made this a much better film. What a ridiculous load of crap! Cringingly bad! UGH!
No really, this was the stupidest movie I ever watched. I do not recommend it one bit! And the f-word being uttered like EVERY other sentence, almost to the point where it gets kind of annoying! An excuse to put DiCaprio in it & try to convince us he can act. Don't watch it unless you truly want some hardcore violence & just want to hear DiCaprio scream & yell like a insecure deranged maniac (like just about every other film he's been in).
Get this "Awful Movie with Awful Characters doing Awful Things" movie out of my head! Oh, if they only played it for realism.
Exhibiting the WORST of Hollywood ! I mean, so we ALWAYS have to have films showing the dark side of the human person?? Why not more feel-good movies that would be encouraging or inspiring! If we're always making soings about loving each other, then why do we tolerate garbage like this?? All it will be is just a BAD, I repeat, BAD influence!
Screw this movie... except for DiCaprio getting shot in the head - that part was gold.
1/10
PS: Want a better film from the year 2006??? Then by all means, watch "Apocalypto"! In my opinion, it's much better & suspenseful than "Passion of the Christ", or even MORE Oscar-worthy than this "Departed" trash.