Yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn

Rating: 1/10 (8 December 2006)

The only thing that kept me awake through this pointless dribble was my friend's loud snoring next to me. It always puzzles me as to how the academy seems to choose their trashiest most pointless celluloid yawners to give awards to. The following is a brief story flow of everything you need to know about this piece of "art": 1) Bunch of alcoholics at a wedding (forever too it seemed). 2) Bunch of alcoholics hunting. 3) Bunch of alcoholics in Vietnam (maybe - hard to tell as nothing happens there but Russian roulette). 4) Bunch of alcoholics come home 5) Back to alcoholic square one.
I guess this great movie is the the equivalent of the holly-weird circle of life?