it's your fault

Rating: Null/10 (31 May 2004)

I know. It's a blockbuster, so i should have turned my brain off before i went in to the cinema. And i know that the whole point of the film is to persuade fat rednecks who drive big cars that the environment is a Big Issue. I was being generous. I let it go that it was snowing even though it was supposed to be minus 150 degrees. I was even prepared to let the scene where the fuel in the helicopters freezes go. After all, maybe they were running special "secret military supercool engines". But the scene where the main characters OUTRUN THE COLD was a step too far. Kill me. Kill me now.
Everyone's a fricking hero, not enough people die, and even you could work out that the science is balls. Not to mention the acting and the dialogue. If you're a fat and drive a big car - watch the film. Otherwise steer clear.