Liberal Hogwash (contains spoilers)

Rating: Null/10 (11 July 2004)

So, as the movie starts, and you see Roland Emmerich as the screenplay, story writer, director, and I'm assuming part producer of the film as well. This can only mean one thing:
Unless your George Lucas, this is YOUR vision of what's going to happen unless everyone changes the way they think and begins voting for Kerry and supporting the Peoria Convention.
First, Ronnie has you get a "very bad vibe" from a Vice President that couldn't possibly be a better stab at depicting Dick Cheney.
Second, all Hell (frozen over) breaks loose because we've neglected nature's rights and she decides to shaft us with an unbelievable snow storm whose "eye" turns conservative pricks, (the president's motorcade), and "those not in the know" into icicles.
Third, we, (the Zionistic Americans), evacuate to third world countries whoms redemptious qualities include harboring us until we figure out a way to snow shovel an entire continent so we can "get the heck out of THEIR country (so to speak)".
Fourth, this event has changed the heart of, (Lets face it, it's Dick Cheney no matter how you doctor it up), the Vice President (Now the President) and makes a "State of the (totally shaken, snow covered, and unorganized) Union" address from an Embassy on foreign soil. The jist is "We will never again act as though we are 'above 3rd world countries' and 'We really should give socialism a try'".
Summary: If you vote Kerry, go see it and support more friends of greenpeace such as Micheal Moore, and CNN (and don't say it ain't so with CNN, I'm from Atlanta)...
If you vote anything other than for the donks (socialist party of amerika), don't even bother.
It's simply another ploy to spread communist poop to the moviegoer.