The Day After Tomorrow I'll Watch a Better Film.

Rating: 3/10 (16 June 2015)

The Day After Tomorrow (2004): Dir: Roland Emmerich / Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Dennis Quaid, Ian Holm, Jay O. Sanders, Emma Rossum: The day after tomorrow I may seek counselling after sitting through this dull science fiction disaster film about the future. An ice age happens upon us too quickly. Chalk full of useless clichés including Dennis Quaid unable to warn everybody that tomorrow they may be popsicles. Jake Gyllenhaal plays his son who is trapped in a library amongst others trying to stay warm. Ian Holm is much too talented to be wasting time on airhead projects such as this. Jay O. Sanders also appears in what will not be his grandest acting move. Emma Rossum also drew a short straw to appear in this junk and it won't likely be the talk of her career on any biography. The production is massive with the biggest blizzard to ever hit anywhere, but it is still a yawner with every stupid cliché in tact. Roland Emmerich can direct but he has a problem with stupidity in his films. The ice age is basically a substitute for the aliens in the idiotic Independence Day, or the big lizard in the big budget groaner Godzilla. Either way, it sucks worse than a snow covered rock to the side of the head. The purpose has nothing to do with any weather problem. It is advertised fully upon its massive budget and should be buried somewhere in the Atlantic. Score: 3 / 10