Armageddon has met its match

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2004)

Some people have written this film tries to convey a message or critique some social deficiency. This movie does not have a message. It does not try to sway your opinion. It is a piece of garbage, and this is why. Imagine a scenario where a studio head tells a group of computer software programmers to create some amazingly destructive special effects shots. Now, imagine the minimum amount of intelligent, time-consuming conversation they would aim for its intended audience and conversely, the smart ass 5-8 second clips for morning show gossip-fodder and late-night talk show plug. This is the worst movie since 'Armageddon.' But thats just my opinion. If you like movie's tailored to fans of the aforementioned catastrophe, demolition derbies, Steven Segal movies or maybe babies, then this is for you. Dammit, think about what you're watching once. I don't know what creature killed Roger Ebert and gave this movie 3 stars in his stead, but save yourself some writhing from the dialog and standard-issue plot points, and for that matter, $7.50. I wish I had mine back.