Just Terrible

Rating: 1/10 (25 October 2004)

Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It has no credibility whatsoever, and the dialogue was stilted and predictable. The only good bit was the special effects, but I need more from a movie than that. I plan to give the DVD away to prevent another sucker from parting with their hard-earned cash for this meaningless drivel. The characters were so dreadful that I didn't really care what happened to any of them, even the "all American hero" who proceeded to walk across the ice despite having told everyone else to stay indoors. The whole storyline was so unbelievable that when Bilbo appeared disguised as a scientist I half expected the elves to rescue him!