Wish I could go back to the day before yesterday...

Rating: Null/10 (29 May 2004)

and beat the ever living crap of myself for even considering watching this movie. I was skeptical to see this movie knowing how bad Independence Day and especially Godzilla were, but as a lover of science, I was interested to know the technical details of the script. There were none. This movie is the most implausible movie since Godzilla where the French actually volunteer to clean up after themselves. Even tree huggers would have to admit this will never happen. That aside the good visuals and special effects are completely overshadowed by the lack of a plot or real story. At the end of the movie half of the theatre was asleep. At one point during the film I had to start punching myself in the face, because it was less painful than watching this piece of garbage. Another stinker from Emmerich, who wrote the script as well. Although I doubt this film had a script. The side plots were even more boring. Guy falls in love with girl. Dad rescues estranged son. Someone sticks up for sick boy. Old haired white men don't listen to anyone. I could go on and on. One big, long, boring, piece of crap. I will still be feeling nauseous the day after tomorrow from this movie. Avoid at all cost.