wasn't worth the admission price

Rating: 4/10 (29 May 2004)

Starts off OK, but after about an hour or so the movie just gets very boring and very predictable. To sum it up, go see it if you like mindless entertainment and nice special effects, but not if your looking for a plot. The dialogue is definitely the worst I've heard in a long time. All the parts that were meant to be funny were horribly unfunny, while I was laughing during all the "serious" parts because they were all so...cliché. I could also point out a dozen plot holes off the top of my head, which I'd be willing to let slide if some of them weren't so ridiculous. Not to mention the little side story with the cancer kid that was so lame it almost ruined the movie by itself...4.5/10 for special effects, fails in every other aspect.