Nostradamus Predicted Emmerich

Rating: Null/10 (16 May 2005)

"And the German of no talent, will inflict his idiocy on the brain dead masses".
Yup thats right, Nostradamus predicted Roland Emmerich's rise to mega successful Hollywood director, as the final sign of the impending Appocalypse. In order for the planet to survive, Emmerich must be exiled to the island of St. Ed Wood, ( near Michael Bay Atoll) where he will be forbidden any access to word processors or cameras.
HOw often does one get to see a disaster movie, with: 1. A guy that looks like a cross between Wayne Newton and k.d.lang, who appears to be pushing 30 play a high school student? 2. Lets Dennis Quaid set a new world record for a movie star being in the longest string of horrible movies in history. 3. Characters that you hope and pray will perish FOR real, to keep them from exposing their thespian shortcomings ever again.