perhaps the worst film ever made...

Rating: 1/10 (20 March 2009)

to start off, dennis quaid's over acting is so painfully unbearable it almost brought me to tears. i do not know how people did not die laughing numerous times while making this. i think anyone who has ever been in real cold weather should be offended by this movie as their depiction of cold weather is insultingly stupid. the scene where the 2 men are lowering the third men into the mall when it's supposedly -179 degrees out, why in the hell does the supporting man take his mittens off to hold the broken glass?!?!? this is maybe the worst written, stupidest, phony-est scene in the history of film. it is painfully fake/dumb. and then the weather is freezing people mid-sentence in their tracks yet somehow a pack of wolves is out hunting?!?!?! why don't they just throw in some velociraptors to round it out. worst story, worst script, worst acting ever. how movies this dumb make 100 million dollars makes my brain hurt.