Boring Stupid and waaay to long

Rating: 1/10 (17 November 2012)

What a stinker. Let me state for the record that I'm a fan of the first batman from 1989. Not the movies made since than It may not have been true towards the comic, but it was a whole lot better than the crap they have produced with Christian bale in. The 89 version didn't rely so heavy on super gadgets and fancy machinery. He had a car, a grappling hook, a few smoke bombs and a plane (that Warner brothers forced into the movie, just so they could sell toys) In the dark night rises Almost everything is magic gadgets: a bike, a helicopter, an EMP gun, Not to mention that a swat team wouldn't leave hostages unsecured in a room just to run after bad guys. You dispatch people to secure everyone in the room, in case one or more should develop cases of Stockholm syndrome, while the rest of the team chase the bad guys. ****spoilers****spoilers Even worse the helicopter was armed, yet he didn't shoot bane when he could. WTF batman are you retarded? ****end of spoilers***** Not to mention the 1989 Alfred used to have balls Michal Caine sounds like and old maid: ooh you can get hurt, Oooh someone might beat you. All Michal caine does is walk around whining about Bruce Wayne running around playing batman. After listening to him for 2 minutes I wanted to strangle him. Not to mention that batman fights like a girl. Bane weakest point would be he's breathing mask, yet batman never tries to damage it. Batman is a friggin wussy compared to how he was portrayed by Michal Keaton, not to mention you can hardly understand anything Bane says. Gorden levitt looks like he was hoping for a part as boy wonder/ robin. The only good character her was Matthew Modine, and I don't even like him much. But this is one of the better parts he has played by far. I found it funny how a bunch of super trained mercenaries can't seem to hit a bunch of police men moving in line side by side. Bales voice when he's in costume sound like a little street kid playing tough. Even Val Kilmer was better batman than Bale