Like watching someone play a video game

Rating: 1/10 (28 December 2012)

***Spoiler**** not that it really matters... BAD MOVIE. Really bad. I felt like I was watching my nephew's play abatman video game... fast paced, lots of action, the plot didn't really matter, you never really got a feel for character motivation etc. AVOID. I really really liked the first dark night, liked the second, and this one? ugh. Not much more to add, but IMDb makes you add more lines. So, read some of my gripes. 1. Robin is a trapeze artist, not a detective. 2. alfred bails. Really? Why? and to where? You have a world class actor and basically write him out of the script. 3. batman. Helloo, they wrote him out of the script as well. 3. mmrmf. "huh?" Mmmrrmf "what was that?" mrrmf. Between batman grunting and he man mumbling through a face mask, it was really hard to hear dialouge over the 4. BOOM BOOM BOOM of the drums. Yes, drums. Lots of them. 5. plot. Yeah, cyber crime... it exists so YOU DON"T HAVE TO ACTUALLY BREAK INTO ANYTHING lol 6. batman fixes the software issue in the bat ship... really? If he can do that, then why exactly does he need a tech guy in the first place?
In a nutshell, they made a movie with a weak plot and wrote out the main character and some of the stronger actors. Left with a muttering mess of a movie.