Will the "REAL" Dark Knight please rise!

Rating: 3/10 (30 July 2012)

So many problems with this movie, people.
It has more plot holes than a Swiss cheese:
1. A 60 sec. Mid air blood transfusion is NOT a way to fake a nuclear scientists death. 2. Tom Hardy's voice in this film is so retarded. 3. Cat woman can ride the Dark Knight's bike better than he can. 4. A prison in the middle of fvckng nowhere is hooked up for electricity and Wayne is able to watch TV In the pit. 5. Wayne busts out of a so called inescapable pit in 3 months with a totally tweaked back while others have tried for years and failed. 6. The pit appears more comfortable than our modern day slab and steel prisons. 7. Why Bane needs to wear that fvckng face mask is never fully explained and his whole story is not well fleshed out. 8. The neutron bomb gets taken far enough to not totally destroy Gotham in less than two minutes. 9. WHY is Bane so insanely strong? At least Popeye ate his fvcking spinach. 10. Everyone in the movie is white except for token black man Morgan Freeman in a throwaway role. 11. The police response of just rushing into a hail of bullets coming from armed thugs with kalashnikov's is embarrassing - NO cop in his right mind would ever do that.
Insert number 12 below and keep going: 12.