Keep the death threats coming, cultists

Rating: 1/10 (21 July 2012)

I watched The Dark Knight Rises, unfortunately. I told myself that I wouldn't, that I wouldn't even download it and watch it for free, something I consider the ultimate insult. But a friend dragged me in. The reason I wouldn't watch it was that I hated TDK. I kind of enjoyed BB until Wayne put on the mask, but from then on the entire story has been unimpressive and just bad, bad storytelling.
One reason I was persuaded to watch it was the pre-release photograph of Selina Kyle in prison uniform, but that was a bust, too.
Christopher Nolan remains one of the most overrated directors alive today.
So, I suppose the many fanatical fans would want to strangle me slowly.
I can live with that.
dull dull dull