Come on people wake up.........

Rating: 5/10 (21 July 2012)

Somehow every tom dick and harry seems to become a film critic ..even without getting out of their half pants...
grow up people..and have the courage to say whats true.. and the courage to see the truth...
This a below average movie....
We all are die hard fans of The dark Knight and also some of the other Nolan ventures...but even gods fail..and sometimes conspires(because nothing else explains the mind numbing substandard movie that he has dished out)
RISE....Right...but only metaphors don't work.
Not when a guy crippling for 8 years defies all medical marvels and logic and even after having his spinal cord broken..gets it fixed with a
punch and starts doing push ups in 5 months...
not when the most well endowed guy in Gotham ,(and well the whole of mankind going by the reviews....OHH MY GOD WHAT A FINALEEE.....)
runs up to childish femme fa tale(pun intended) asking for directions to meet fox ,gordon and what not...OHHH HELP ME..I Believe IN YOU.. Doesn't MATTER THAT YOU STOLE MY MOTHERS NECKLACE...MY MOTHER...ONE OF THE PRIMARY REASONS I BECAME A BATMAN...I HAVE CRIMINALS GRRR..BUT YOU HAVE SUCH A LOVELY BODY..LETS MAKE OUT WHEN THE WORLDS GONNA END IN A FEW MINUTES)
And if you are so hell bent on believing in crooks (with nice assets )why not give a chance to the lady in the end too ...OHH its just guys who are bad...Long live chauvinism..
Gotham Gotham Gotham...only one scientist in the world who knows how to diffuse a thermonuclear bomb...my my what has our scientific community come to...
People ,Twilight is already out there...you don't need to patronize the world with every crap..even if its god that is shitting ...
Have a backbone...batman didn't have apparently...
Apparently rising in life means untying the rope ,getting out of the hellhole and leaving others to their fate,marking ridiculous fire figures on walls ,lying for eight years TO YOUR SO CALLED BELOVED CITIZENS and administering the truth through inhuman means...
The title should have been BATMAN: JUSTIFIED
Takeaways from this movie:
1.Its useless fighting the bureaucracy.. 2.Better to lie low when the heat is on. 3.Only steal from those whom you can outrun(Punish the poor.Batman believes in you ..man) 4.anything you do ..have a french holiday planned out for the end,cause good always wins.(we see it everyday in our lives don't we..so mature) 5.always fall for the wrong person,and if they have the looks who gives a nickel about their karma,but don't forget to judge others..
Don't get me wrong.. I just might be the biggest fan of the dark knight, but seeing rises,i have to spare a thought that had the joker been pretty enough ,our MR . NOLAN would have made batman hump him too and given him a break, so that he could redeem himself.
Tom Hardy...great guy..am an absolute fan..what a waste..although in the overall scheme of things he is the only one you wait for ..what screen presence.. what a waste.could have been a memorable villain..but no ,wasn't worth the effort to flesh his character a bit more...(well you see sexy girls need their should to be saved..)
I felt sick after the first half...and dizzy (honestly a bit like crying after the finish.. don't get me wrong ,not like these other folks who couldn't control their tears after watching such a beautiful finale) Michael Caine ,hats off to you for preserving your dignity in such an utter nonsense..
Actually the film could also have been BANE RISES cause ,well actually thats what happened apart from the .. OHH MY GOD THAT VERY SPECIAL ENDING THAT NOLAN PUT THERE,THAT NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED.OHH IT WAS SO SECRETIVE THAT THE STARS HAD TO TOLD IN THEIR EARS LEST THE SECRET BE OUT.
God rest Heath's soul for departing in time and being spared this cruel torture..
Thank you MR.Nolan for showing your true colors..and for the people praising their eyes(you know what is meant...so smart nowadays) off for this...get a grip.. watch some movies..get a handle on the real life...
The problem with education is it made people literate ,without educating them...
Till the next time... Clarity doesn't necessarily need eyesight..And sometimes the blind are the ones with perfect eyesight but without a will.
Rise.....towards the truth