Batman gets his ass kicked by everyone , some hero !

Rating: 3/10 (31 July 2012)

Okay, first of all I'd like to compare how much time we see Batman on screen, to how long we see Bruce Wayne recovering from not being very well, after some injury or other. It's about equal. Who doesn't love a film about someone recovering from a serious injury ? Secondlt, he gets his ass handed to him by Cat Woman , twice ! And it's HER who saves HIM at the end ..oh sorry ,should have said spoiler alert.
He meets McBain twice and LOSES both times...?!?! Sure, he kicked a few henchmen around but WTF ? So who does he manage to dispatch ? A rather petite woman , who's main weapon was a small penknife...so much for Morgan Freeman's bat armour and his spider senses...oh, yeah that's from one of the other guys.
Also McBains Darth Vader speeches, were hard to understand and ultimately unnecessary because he wasn't the villain after all... he gave about six different speeches about...we'll I'm not really sure because, as I said, it was hard to understand.. but that was six to many.
Hero's are simple characters, they are better than us, better than any of us ever can be. That is their purpose, to make us strive to be better human beings. When you reveal the hero is as human as the rest of us, you destroy more than the finales atom bomb can , because you remove not only the man but also the myth.