Much to do about very little

Rating: 4/10 (21 July 2012)

Lucky that the sound track was loud loud loud because I might have taken a map otherwise. The plot is totally stupid. What the heck does Bane and his friend have against Gotham City anyway? Not much, certainly not enough to generate all this. Well, it might be considered the ultimate terrorist movie, I guess. Or maybe the ultimate Martial Arts movie. Chop, chop, chop. Batman must have chopped and punched out more than a hundred bad guys all be himself. The "not believing in guns" joke did not cover up the stupidity of the fights. Anyone of a dozen times someone could just have shot the hero and be done with it. Catwoman? What the heck is she even in the movie for. Oh yeah, she looks great just standing there. To bad she doesn't look good trying to use Martial Arts moves. An old man could take her out. Dumb story, too long, no character development, impossible fight sequences, and on and on. Special effects and other stuff were good so I had to give it a 4, which is probably more than it deserves. I am sure that 14 year olds will love it. Sorry I am a grown up.