Punky Bruce*ster gets Lights Trashed by Bane (& KittyWhipped!)

Rating: 8/10 (20 July 2012)

Holy BatSpoilers!
"Shrimp Balls?" utters Selina Kyle in the films opening setting. But, don't roll your eyes just yet, the main course is coming... Kitty gets pearl necklace from Playboy Billionaire, but, don't roll your eyes just yet...
Poor Bruce is on his deathbed, but Kitty's prowess has him Make-A-Wish with Lucius Fox! BAM! The Bat is not just in the belfry but is all over Gotham as evil, wicked, mean and nasty Bane busts some heads. Alfred the Butler spills about Batman's fatalistic choice at the end of "The Dark Knight". Batman lets Alfred go. Bruce gets jiggy with a hot foreign tree-hugger. Bane busts even more heads. Kitty gets motivated to lead Batman to Bane. Bane trashes Batman's lights. Kitty almost cries over spilled milk. Batman, ends up in a country without universal healthcare and learns all about Bain Capital. Touchdown! Batman defies lack of universal healthcare and goes after Bain Capital. The Caped One punches Bain in the facemask, then kitty comes in and kittywhips poor Bane and throws in a nice kittyquip too!. The clock runs out for Batman, or does it? Kitty gets tired of Occupying Wall Street and goes for gold by credits end.... I give this movie 8 out of 10 stars. Lots of explosions, but too much exposition explaining Bane's origin, and not enough fleshing out of it. Kind of the same with The Cat. I preferred Burton's origin-handling of the Cat and the Penguin. But for popcorn fare, this can't be whipped.