Ruin!

Rating: 1/10 (12 January 2013)

Who can write ten lines for this without descending to profanity? Simple preparation for this movie: 1)Find ruminant's dung in field. 2)locate and extract mushrooms 3) ingest on the spot, in suitable like-minded company 4) proceed to discussion to the intent of creating a story and it's script. Whatever you do, don't be tempted to upgrade the intellectual quality of the brainstorming with whisky or glue sniffing. I watched this to the end in disbelief, not in pain. The scene of the police advancing on the street to fight rogues brandishing machine guns must have taken some time to run. Could have tried a remake of the shark hanging from the helicopter, while they were at it.