Ugh

Rating: 1/10 (29 September 2012)

Anything critics say I just assume the opposite. This is no exception. This film is littered with plot holes, unneeded scenes which drag on forever, barely any of the bat, horrible acting, clichéd as heck script, etc etc A few examples- 1. The very first scene, cool, but entirely unneeded. So they tore up a plane. Cool. 2. Batman looks and walks like he's 60 in the beginning, yet somehow by the end he is strong enough to fight with the guy who tore him a new one earlier? Please. 3. The note that Gordon had in his jacket about Harvey Dent- Gordon gets throw in a sewer and somehow Bane is able to read that note without a problem later? 4. All the police men go underground at the same time. Did anyone think that might be a bad idea? 5. Catwoman steals Batman's car and jewels, yet he gives her his motorcycle thing? Is he that forgiving? 6. Batman escapes the pit simply because he doesn't have a rope tied to him, and then somehow gets back to Gotham? Did he call Alfred and say "hey man, sorry I fired you last month, can you come get me in Africa?" I could go on...
But the worst part of all=the ending. The absolute worst ending to a movie ever. Before Batman drags the bomb away, gives that whole speech about how anyone can be a hero then a bomb with a six mile radius blows up. Then there is a mock funeral for Bruce, and honestly even after dragging on for over 2 hours, I felt sad. Then it just dragged on and gave the soap opera ending that somehow Bruce survived. Just awful. It has its place among the five worst movies I've ever seen. Right up there with Transformers 2 and King Kong among others.