The dark knight rises

Rating: 8/10 (29 April 2013)

The dark knight rises
So everyone's on a plane then the man shoots a man before throwing him out of the plane then the other plane comes and everyone gets on that plane and they are already in the sky so that's pretty cool. Then batman is really a batman now because he has made a cave in his own home because he doesn't want anyone to see his stick. Catwoman doesn't care though because she doesn't even want his stick she just wants to look after him and dress up like his mum so she takes the necklace then batman moves to another hole but this one has other people in and they all can't get out because the rope is too tight so batman says "move out of the way you idiots, let me show you show it's done batstyle"
Then he gets out of the hole and goes back to Gotham. Bane is furious.
Robin is also furious (oh my god no not robin I mean the boy police man called Eliot or whatever sorry you're not supposed to find out until the end) so anyway robin is annoyed because batman has just left him holding up the fort as always.
Bane has a bomb or something so batman has a fight with him and pulls his face mask off and that annoys him because nobody is supposed to say anything about the mask because he's very sensitive about it. Then Marion coultard says that really it was her all along and that bane is the nicest guy in the whole of the friend zone and that batman should take a long hard look at himself.
Then commissioner Gordon catches her and kills her or someone kills her anyway then batman flies the bomb just in time with a remote control helicopter and dies but then Alfred who is always crying these days looks all over the world for batman and finally finds him in a cafe in France or somewhere with his mum (cat women) and they just don't say anything and Alfred just goes home. 8/10