A dialogue with Mr.Nolan

Rating: 1/10 (30 July 2012)

C.NOLAN: Alright Feritciva, it's time for finishing our epic Dark Knight trilogy! FERITCIVA: Yess! At last! We've been waiting for this for soo long.
CN: OK now, Bruce Wayne lives like a homeless bag lady for 8 years and he has no cartilage left in his body, but don't worry, he will be alright in a couple of days.
FC: A couple of days? No cartilage? Well, OK..
CN: And the main bad guy Bane..
FC: Ahaa,the bad guy! Is he as charismatic, full of depth & wisdom as Ras Al Ghul? CN: No, he will be strong as an ox.
FC: OK, is he as impressive and iconic as Joker? CN: No, he will be strong as an ox.
FC: Uh... OK...
CN: Then Batman will detonate a nuclear bomb and he will be having breakfast in Florence in the next scene.
FC: Wait, wait! A nuke? CN: By the way, American government will be so unorganized, weak and gullible that they will lock 12 million people in a city.
FC: OK, I can take that! That's not new anyway.
CN: And these 12 million people will live like a medieval inquisition village...
FC: .. in limitless digital communication age? CN: .... and our good guys will chase trucks by running around in the city. Then Batman, who climbed out from a pit probably in remote East Asia, will find Cat Woman instantly among that 12 million peop...
FC: Uhhh, Mr. Nolan? Is it OK if I watch The Prestige again?