Review of The Dark Knight Rises.

Rating: 5/10 (22 July 2012)

We all know what a suicide note means, but have you ever heard of suicide review? It seems that every person who thinks that The Dark Knight Rises is not a great movie is threatened to death by Batman or Nolan fans. Well, parents, friends and lovers, don't be too shocked if you will find my crucified corpse next to a guy dressed as Batman. TDKR is another movie that failed to exceed my expectations. Firstly, I did not liked Batman Begins. Furthermore, I did not know it existed before I saw the Dark Knight. And Batman Begins looks nothing like The Dark Knight. They feel, look, and structured like completely different movies. Batman Begins is "mehh" The Dark Knight is awesome. But what about The Dark Knight Rises, more like the Dark Knight Fails. Oh, I said it. You can post your life threatening comment down below. But why don't I like it? Here is the list of problems: Bane sounds like an old guy (and his voice was obviously dubbed), I just could not take seriously a guy who sounds like an old guy, movie has some serious pacing problems (honestly this movie is all over the place), and much more cartoonish plot, the climax is a huge let down, and questionable cameos, and one more thing that i cannot mention cause it will spoil the end. The entire movie felt forced and done purely to profit the studio with a Nolan name attached to it. But it has some great characters like Catwoman, and John Blake, well acted, has seem-less GCI, and borrows elements from Nightfall and No man's land. I think the movie fails to capture the scale of the events. It may look that I am being a huge ass by complaining about Spider-man, Avengers, Prometheus, and TDKR. However, in reality Avengers is the only movie this summer that I would watch again. TDKR deserves 6/10 from me. Let the hate rise.