Pretty boring

Rating: 2/10 (25 November 2012)

I'm pretty surprised at all the good reviews because this movie was REALLY boring, so boring that we never made it to the end.
First there's Batman complaining, in a boring way, that he's been picked on and his knees and everything else hurts because there's no cartilage left. It must've been psychosomatic because he seems to be completely cured shortly after - or maybe he was taking tons of Percocet, and he's boring because he's stoned. The Batman guy comes across as an accountant, not a super hero.
So we fast-forward until there's some semblance of action instead of people standing around talking, and come to a fight scene with all the action of junior-high kids insulting each other and having a shoving match. No wonder Catwoman looks so bored as she watches. The Batman guy continues to come across as an accountant, an accountant getting shoved around by a pudgy guy with a speech impediment, apparently due to his dry lips or something, perhaps because he's wearing a muzzle. Probably because he bites.
Then some other stuff happened - probably more complaining and shoving - but we missed it.