Not Batman

Rating: 1/10 (24 July 2012)

First off this movie might as well been named "Cat Women Begins" because that's who your gonna see doing the most of getting into character. Why I rated this movie so awful is because I came to see Batman save the day not Cat Women. Cat Women shoots Bane and kills him with Batman's bike...lame I thought Batman was the hero here. The main secret women villain dies by a car crash...also lame. Batman saves the day by flying a nuke, which doesn't look like a nuke at all, away from Gotham in his Bat Wing which looks more like a Bat Helicopter on Auto Pilot to fake his own death. The people of Gotham make a Batman a statute as if he was the mayor or a president rather than just making a permanent bat symbol plaque which comes off as cheesy. Other huge flaws: Bruce Wayne treats Alfred like crap and kicks him out of the house after everything he has done for him and his family. Batman abandoned Gotham for 8 years which Batman would never do ever and became a cripple somehow in that time. What exactly caused that anyway??? The biggest flaw of them all, is Batman gets shot accidentally by police and the bullet ricochets off his suit and the audience laughs. Yet everyone somehow forgets that and is awwwwed by what is suppose to be an epic moment of Batman being stabbed.....So a knife can get through the bat suit but bullets can't? So batman did nothing in this movie but get you to the theater to show you the best cat women. Deny all you want, these are facts of the movie and take away all the key elements that made the first two great. Extra flaw, where was the epic music in the first Bane vs Batman fight that Cat Women tricked Batman into??? Also why did the whole soundtrack to the movie lack epic music in key scenes and seem to underplay what was happening? The Dark Knight soundtrack has more epic music that fans want to hear. WHY DID EVERYONE JUST CAVE AND TURN A BLIND EYE TO THESE FLAWS WHICH WRECKS THIS MOVIE THAT HAD SO MUCH HYPE AND POTENTIAL????? ANYONE??? SERIOUSLY PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THIS IS WINNING SO MUCH!