Dark Knight Rises review SPOILERS!!!!!!!

Rating: 3/10 (18 November 2012)

The Dark Knight Rises was the worst out of the three. Now I know all you fan boys are going to attack me but let me explain. I liked Batman Begins and The Dark Knight they are great movies. Dark Knight Rises felt rushed. Christopher Nolan is a great director but is very overrated. It didn't seem like a movie he would do it seem like what George Lucas would do if he made a batman movie. Lets go threw the movie now. It starts out where Bane is hijacking a plane. Bane sounds like Sean Connery and Ernest Borgnine in a Darth Vader voice. After that Bruce Wayne is hiding up in his room while a party is going on to celebrate the anniversary of Harvey Dent's death. Catwomen happens to be there and I'm I the only person that thinks Ann Hathaway is the worst Catwomen? (not including the bad 2004 movie) Alfred is crying to Bruce to stop acting like a weirdo trapped in your room for 7 years and get a life! So Bruce does. He meets some girl who I forgot what her name was. Bane is attacking a stock market place so Bruce dresses up as Batman which he hasn't done in a long time to stop them. Bruce meets Bane threw a tunnel underground. Bane beats Bruce to death and takes him to a country which they don't explain and throws him in a pit with dirty old men that feeds him chips dipped in water. (was I the only one that noticed that) So Bane threatens Gotham with a bomb by reading a letter by Commissioner Gordon saying he covered up Harvey Dents crimes. In this scene he sounds like Bill Cosby. So he yells who wants to know who will join him. Oh yeah sorry I forgot he blew up a football field. Bruce sees Ras Al Goul and tells him his son is Bane. Bruce tries climbing out of the pit. The men cheer him so he eventually does. Why were there TV's in the pit, how did they get them down there, where does it connect? So less than 5 minutes Bruce shows up. How did he get out of there that fast?! He teams up with Catwomen they try stopping the bomb. Batman fights Bane but Miranda stabs Bruce and says she's the daughter of Ras Al Goul. Catwomen blows up Bane and the go after the bomb. There's a character in the movie named John Blake who is a cop that helps Batman. Batman has no choice but to sacrifice his life to save Gotham. Batman in his plane straps a bomb to it and than gets blown up and dies. They sell off Wayne manor and Blake goes into the police station to quit being a cop and the lady says Robin is a good name because that's his nick name. He goes to the Bat cave. Alfred is sitting in a restaurant and see's Bruce in there with Catwomen and rolls to the credits. This movie was better than the Amazing Spiderman but The Avengers was just awesome!