What were they thinking?!

Rating: Null/10 (26 September 2009)

Okay,first of all, I would like to thank Warner Brothers for making the most overrated movie ever made. How Can people compare this to the Burton Batman movie or the Godfather? Or Fight Club? Those are some of the best movies ever made. This is what it's come too. After watching good movies (Terminator, Total Recall, BTTF, Star wars, and the Godfather etc.) and god awful movies (Catwoman, Batman Begins, Toxic Avenger, Troll 2, BTTF 3, Alien 3, Terminator 3 and 4) I had to watch the worst, most overrated piece of crap to hit the big screen. Let's compare some of the elements of the Michael Keaton Batman and this piece of crap that i'm reviewing: The plot holes: 1989 Batman: the story of how Bruce Wayne became Batman, how Jack Naiper became the joker. Both of which were plot holes, but interesting none the less. The Dark Knight: bland side stories of stuff like Batman and Rachel Dawes's relationship, the the creation of two face, etc.
The Clown Prince of crime himself: In "Batman," the Joker (Nicholson) was a psychotic, yet funny villain who had creative methods i.e. Smylex (the Joker Gas), that hand buzzer thing, and the acid squirting flower. He was the best part of the movie. In the Dark Knight, the Joker is some psychotic anarchist who just blows up stuff. Big freaking whoop. And the only reason people like the Heath Ledger Joker is because Heath Ledger died after the movie was finished.
Batman: In the batman movie I liked, Michael Keaton delivered a halfway decent performance in both of the movies he was in. In the dark knight, batman was some queer who was pathetically trying to make a futile attempt at sounding intimidating. It's almost laughable. He always sounds like he's choking!!! And there were none of the batman gadgets used in the 1989 one. Batman in the dark knight was a boring, pathetic queer.
The plot and setting: In the 1989 Batman movie, the way Gotham City was described was very cool. However in the dark knight, it was a generic of Chicago.
If you don't like good movies, and like overrated movies, and like watching shitty films. I highly recommend the dark knight.