The Snark Blight

Rating: 1/10 (17 April 2016)

I've given the film a rating of 1 for two reasons:
Film is of poor quality.
Film is overrated to the point that I can no longer conjure images of it without immediate hate. This film is my 9/11.
Why I didn't enjoy the film? Batman's voice resembled a cigarette smoked by Joe Cocker. Plot holes. Dialog written by a 15 year old who read a wiki article on philosophy but wants everyone to speak in Matrix vernacular. Poor choreography.
In a film that had the presence of Michael Jai White, the fight sequences somehow felt like an episode of Kung Fu. On the bright side, we got to discover Batman's weakness through a un-Lucky surprise attack from....killer robots? No. Aliens? No. Superman? No. Dogs? Yes, Batman was incapacitated by two dogs. Not even Cerberus dogs, who would have 1.5 heads per limb on Batman.
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain." Because, uh, um, it's convenient to say the plot. Seriously, I've only had this statement come up in casual conversation when talking to interns.
Boring, pretentious, clumsy movie with a soundtrack that sounds like beached whales emulating a dying keyboardist.