Dark Knight = Epic Summer Fail

Rating: 3/10 (21 July 2008)

I fell asleep for a solid hour of this over hyped epic summer bore fest, keep in mind that i was sitting front row in the Imax theater (not the easiest sleeping conditions) 1 star for Heath Ledger, 1 star for Morgan Freeman, 1/2 star for Christian Fail..er..Bale for his performance of Bruce Wayne he loses the other half for his portrayal of the foppish and robotic vigilante with the mulishly craggy voice clad in a rubber condom . With a 185 million dollar budget you would think they would have gotten someone easier on the eyes than Maggie Gyllenhaal...*SPOILER ALERT*her fiery death was as predictable as it was enjoyable.
Q: But Sardanapalus..you didn't watch the whole movie, shouldn't you watch it again to formulate a proper opinion? A: I just don't have it in me to sit through this unoriginal pastiche of colorless tripe again.