....wow people. Are you serious?! This was crap.

Rating: 5/10 (30 July 2008)

Before you well accredited film critics bash me, hear my side.
Batman has always been my favorite superhero of all time. This film dumps all over what is really Batman. In fact I was worried when my idiot ex girlfriend said this movie was, "amazing." The girl barley even has a brain. I should know, I dated her. I'm trying to write as little as possible here but come on!
1. What is Morgan Freemen doing in this movie!?!! 2. Why the hell is the mayor wearing eye liner and mascara?!?! 3. lol Batman's voice, are you serious!?! 4. No Bat cave!? It's just a large empty room. 5. Batman get's 2,000 TV's rigged up to a sonar within a day with technology he did not create Morgan freemen did. 6. The story moves along about as smooth as sandpaper. 7. The joker bitches about how people go crazy when things don't go according to plan, well this jerk comes up with like 5 flawless plans in this movie! A little far-fetched.
I could go on. The joker was great I'll give it that.
This movie was horrific, and I can't wait to be bashed because it will just prove that most people in this world have no clue.