Just four words

Rating: 1/10 (4 September 2009)

Ridiculously overrated, monumentally disappointing.
Whoa, IMDb won't let me post this. It's too short, obviously.
Well, then let me tell you this - I never cared for the re-franchising of Batman. It's just more of the Hollywood-style money making. And the more money they put into a film and its promotion, the more hype they create. But it sadly isn't just about them wanting us all to go see the movie. No, they get really greedy and after a certain point is reached, they proclaim this same movie is a piece of art.
It's that simple. And if you can succeed in believing it is, it makes your life easier and jollier. You go to IMDb.com, you give it a 10, you read some exuberantly positive comments and smile contentedly, you read some unfavourable ones and mutter to yourself that there are always idiots who just don't get it, and you're happy, cause millions of people are desperately trying to prove to each other that they are part of something bigger than life, and are succeeding in that endeavour, and you are one of them.
Not me, guys, not me. I like a lot of stupid films, but not this one. It makes me sick, for it reminds me how gullible we all are and just how much we want to dream. But we only want the dreams to come on the big screen - this is one of the many possible ways, kindly provided by our great benefactors, we can spend our ugly dollars on something shiny and new and inspiring, and harmless. And easy to digest.
So, be happy, eat your popcorn, feel nice, eat well after the movie, sleep tight, dream beautifully, but don't bother trying to wake up, cause we are all in a really comfortable place and waking up will be very painful. On the other hand, the dream factory could keep you contented by offering you another piece of art for 10$ or thereabouts. Kudos to our benefactors and encore!