Only good as a people filter

Rating: Null/10 (24 September 2019)

Terribly pretentious, overrated, boring and cliche. Compared to Batman Returns, this movie is a bad joke. I could have given a higher rating for some good acting but the hype around this movie is a disgrace. I am ashamed of myself for being yet another human being who had the misfortune of watching this movie. I'd rather watch Hobgoblins 1000 times over. I have zero tolerance for expensive banality disguised as deeeep stuff (which looks like the area of expertise of this director). The only good thing about this movie is that it helps me to know who can and cannot be my friend. People who like this movie aren't my friends. I'll have to live with the shame of being exposed to this movie but I will die as an honorable, happily lonely person.