What have they done?!

Rating: 3/10 (20 May 2006)

I DEMAND A REMAKE !!!! I loved the book, but what a rubbish tribute(the movie) was to such a magnificent work of art (the book)!!! Disappointed beyond disappointed. This movie should have met the likes of King Kong, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, but quite simply didn't reach anywhere above the Princess Diaries 2(a much better movie may i add). It was as sour as a sequel and as deprived of detail as my printing paper. Maybe a bit far-fetched but... lets hope in a few years from now we will see a properly done remake that isn;t going to tip us to the edge of utter boredom. Tom Hanks was just wrong for the part,he was much to old and passionless, like ''oops i found a keystone to the holy grail(giggle giggle)'' and their lines were stunningly dead. It was like they were forced to do the movie and desperately didn't want anything to do with it. Fache and Silas were the only two characters that struck me as good. In the remake I would love to see Silas played by the same guy! Fache, loved him too, room for improvement in this movie, but the actor is a saint among actors.
Overall... if I was a director I wouldn't have had the guts to release that!