Not since The Brothers Grimm have I come this close to falling asleep during a movie.

Rating: 3/10 (3 June 2006)

All of my theological issues aside, The Da Vinci Code was boring and anticlimactic. It was reliant entirely on mediocre music and unoriginal "suspense" filming techniques to maintain interest (which it failed in doing). The movie seemed much longer than its two hours and fifty minutes.
Tom Hanks did poorly in comparison to his other films, and Ron Howard's directing didn't match the standards of his other movies (like A Beautiful Mind and Cinderella Man).
I won't talk about the plot because, really, there wasn't one. It could've been done just as well with a power-point presentation. At least National Treasure was mildly exciting. Not even a crazy monk could save this one.
Absolutely abysmal.