Worst Film I've Seen All Year

Rating: Null/10 (17 May 2006)

The minute they decided to shoot this lousy script is was all over for Tom Hanks and company. Was the book this bad? Could this movie have possibly been any worse? This movie was so uninteresting that I was tempted to get up and walk out.
Unfortunately, Davinci Code is possibly the worst film I have seen at the cinema this year. It is so bad, in fact, that it completely degrades the movie goer. Of all the theories of where the plot may go I had read, or come up with myself, the book or Ron Howard's answers were so incoherent and downright unintelligent that none had even suggested themselves as possible solutions. This is shameful laziness for a film of (supposedly) such profound scope. Thumbs way down.
The DaVinci Code wants to be taken seriously but it's nothing but utter nonsense. It has aspirations of being an intense drama. There's no heart and the story is so absurd that you're never drawn in to the film. Not intense enough and not smart enough, it's caught in no man's land.