Bad Hair Day

Rating: 3/10 (8 September 2009)

It's difficult to decide what's more ridiculous: Tom Hanks' hairdo or the idiotic story of this torturously interminable, though admittedly stylishly produced scavenger hunt. But were it only for the jaw-droppingly inane conspiracy theories and plot contrivances on display here, one might still get some fun out of the sheer campiness of this big-budget small-brain bubble.
But it's even worse: Ron Howard seems to have directed the whole pic in a state of stupor. Scenes drag on eternally, with lots of unintelligible things said by lots of uninteresting people.
If you still care about the outcome of this huge scam of a movie after almost three hours, you're a much more tolerating person than I am.
3 out of 10 psychopathic albino monks