DaVinci Code is the worst movie ever made.

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2006)

DaVinci code is the worst movie ever made. I am hesitant to even call it a movie because it lacked almost everything that is required to make a movie. The book was written poorly I admit (like the fantasies of a pre-pubescent twelve year old) but at least it was interesting.
Despite the shocking script, despicable direction and appalling acting there was still something missing from the film. B grade action stars like our friend Michael Dudikoff know more about drama. Maybe it was the fact that the movie is all exposition and no narrative. The dialogue is contrived, conversations are put on solely to drive the limited plot and the liberties the screenplay takes to further the 'dramatic' content turn the story from something that was a plausible theory in the book to absolute non-sense in the film.
No member of the catholic church should boycott this film, it will do it for itself.
I am slowly coming to the realisation that I can never have my two and a half hours back but who do I write to for my 15 bucks? Here's to the only film that would make a negative box office take if distributors gave back money to unsatisfied viewers.