Twenty possible ways of describing the Da Vinci Code.

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2006)

The Da Vinci Code is like Tom Hanks' hair; limp, too long, an dull.
The Da Vinci Code? I thought I was watching Countdown The Da Vinci Code - Da Vinci must be in hysterics.
The Da Vinci Code showing now, heckling acceptable, no, in fact - necessary.
The Da Vinci Code on DVD, oh come onwe'll give it to you for free The Da Vinci Code - we need a French chick - first come first served basis (evidently).
The Da Vinci Code, takes longer to watch then it does to read.
The Da Vinci Code even succeeded in making Ian McKellen look bad The Da Vinci Code, a fast packed action thriller - to the library! The Da Vinci Code the first film to make anything French look funny.
The Da Vinci Code, the best bit of the film, was the trailers The Da Vinci Code - based on a true story (somebody else's).
The Da Vinci Code, unintentionally a comic masterpiece.
The Da Vinci Codewhat a load of Opus Dei.
The Da Vinci Codewhy?? The Da Vinci Code takes films to an all new low.
The Da Vinci Code, go onjust for a laugh.
The Da Vinci Code is very like sewage, all crap, and all Brown.
The Da Vinci Code - the big cover-up revealed - Jesus is French! Let's keep that covered up shall we? The Da Vinci Code, a cross between Star Wars and Indiana Jones - a Jedi goes in search of the holy grail.