Not Happy (Opus) Dei(s) for Cinema

Rating: 1/10 (29 May 2006)

No, I'm one of them what hasn't even read the book! However, If this is the best piece of cinematic work these Academy Award winners can produce in the year 2006, then I think it's time for them to consider giving up and getting out of the business. It's all so utterly safe, predictable and dreadfully, dreadfully dull. It has all the charm and intrigue of a third rate 1980's television whodunit film you might (mis)happen upon one Thursday afternoon in late November when there's nothing else on and you just know it's far too cold to go outside to avoid. So, I'll sum up my thoughts for y'all with this conundrum: R I S I B L E - no, it's not as hard as you think!