Love it or Hate it

Rating: 3/10 (20 May 2006)

The plot line consists runs roughly as follows: The Professor and Mary Anne run to a location, discover a clue, decode the clue, are confronted by Bad Guys with guns or Police with guns, and somehow make a harrowing escape. Then repeat this sequence every 5 to 7 minutes until every member of the audience begs for mercy. The plot line is based upon a series of coincidences or extremely unlikely events so far-fetched as to stretch credulity beyond the breaking point after only 20 minutes. This without even factoring in the religious implications of the story.
About 2/3 of the way through the movie, after a harrowing escape following a flight to London, Sir Leigh says "People often do not see what is right before their eyes." Right on cue, the brown anti-piracy dots appear! This was the high point of the film.
This appears to be a 'Love it or Hate it' type of movie. Well, I'm in the latter group.