what a load of old pants!

Rating: 1/10 (2 October 2007)

ten minutes into the film i was like, "who cares?" what a big pile o steamy turd! ill be rapping this up for nanny this Christmas, the old bat don't even know what day it is, i bet shell appreciate this enormous bundle o poop more than me. tom hanks still rocks tho. im glad i didn't buy it. i had a friend lend it to me, they said it was really good. Cool man, i got surround sound and a 50 inch telly on the wall, i made my girlfriend dinner and got some wine in. the night was going great. Then i put the da vinci code on..... I never got laid :( damn it! I don't understand it. Its all that da vinci's fault, if he had never painted that damn picture my life wud be a whole lot better! i wud have been beatin that pussy up! :)