The worst thing aboot it is the fact that I payed money for it.

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2006)

I don't care if Jesus had babies with Mary M. or any other hoe wondering aboot the land all those years ago, does it really matter,the Bible is as much a pack of lies as is Dan Brown's shitty book. Personally i'd much rather shove a broken champagne glass up my ass then watch this trash again, I payed good money to see Tom Hanks look older and uglier than ever before, and poor Amelie had to speak English, the language of pig dogs, instead of her native French, if she really was Jesus's baby I think she would have been able to walk on the pond at the end, thus proving the whole movie was a lie. Thanks for your time.
Love LTM.