Ferociously, Agressively, Sadistically Boring

Rating: 1/10 (20 May 2006)

When the credits rolled on this rolled on this miracle of movie-making, i was shocked. I had just watched a movie that offered zero excitement, zero character development, zero anything interesting. It is a veritable engine designed for the sole purpose of making its audience as miserable as possible, and it accomplishes this quite admirably. There is truly nothing good at all about the film. From the lame, unimaginative, obvious script, to the pervasive, ever-intrusive score, to the innumerable pointless scenes that offered nothing in the way of character development or plot. When your big ending twist is something so ridiculous as the one in this, and I have absolutely no reaction to it, something is wrong with your movie. I was writhing in my seat i was so bored, and by the ridiculous last scene, i felt tears welling up in my face i wanted it to end so bad. Please, for your own sake, do not view this film. Consider yourself warned.