Brad Pitt ages backward

Rating: 3/10 (27 December 2008)

I don't think you can write a spoiler for this movie, because the entire film can be encapsulated in four words: Brad Pitt ages backward.
Here's a list of things that made this movie so bad:
It was overly sentimental--which is to be expected, considering the screenwriter of Forrest Gump wrote this. You can also see his handiwork in the convenient road signs we have to make sure we all know what year it is. Oh, they're watching The Beatles on Ed Sullivan. See, this is the 60s.
The characters all have one trait--Brad Pitt ages backward. Other than that, he's pretty damn boring. Elizabeth likes to swim. Daisy likes ballet. Queeny is a no-nonsense black woman. In the real world, people like this have NEVER existed ANYWHERE.
This one's just a matter of taste--CGI SUCKS BALLS. Nobody thinks it looks real, okay? Just go back to putting cartoons in if you're too damn lazy to build something with your hands.
Overall, this movie was just very very boring. And it was almost three hours long. It said nothing, and the one slightly interesting thing about it was already exhausted in the trailer: Brad Pitt ages backward.