You never know what's comin'. But you can bet it's going to be f***ing god awful!

Rating: 2/10 (24 February 2013)

This movie was designed to make you cry. Watching it was like being a guest on Oprah. You know -- those guests who are larger than life but end up bawling on her couch after she brings up every sad thing that's ever happened to them? That's what this movie was like. Unfortunately the dying old people, parental betrayal, and creepy infant Alzheimer's moments weren't enough. We had to relive Hurricane Katrina as well. Meanwhile, I'm squirming in my seat about to have a panic attack and begging an usher for one of those morphine drips Cate Blanchett's character was fortunate enough to abuse throughout the movie.
There were no dry eyes in the house when I saw it. I think Fincher could've slit the throats of scores of puppies on screen with that freaking Sarah McLachlan song in the background for three hours and it would almost equal a third of the crushing sadness of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
You never know what's comin'. But you can bet it's going to be f***ing god awful!