Not Animorphs

Rating: 6/10 (19 August 2013)

It was OK. I got around to watching it after the disappointment of it not being Animorphs. The movie was about kids/things/toasters summoning things, but they didn't even once attempt to morph into animals. I have enough hair on my body to resemble a Wookie and I'm not even trying, but they're just lazy. I mean, for crying out loud, we're now in the year 2013, technology has advanced, genetic mutation is being illegally researched, yet Animorphs is nowhere to be seen. After drinking a case of VB and slapping my average wife that I got imported from Russia and who can't turn into a cat like Animorphs. I give it a 6/10 because it isn't Animorphs and it disappoints me like my fake son.