How Disco Killed the Witch

Rating: 10/10 (24 July 2013)

POTENTIAL SPOILERS -

On the Isle of Rhodes nestled alongside Dawson's Creek, a laid back office worker takes a break from TPS reports and settles with his wife and 37 daughters into a house haunted by...well...everything.
When Norma Bates and her husband show up to calculate what's spooking Eva Peron's American cousins, it turns out EVERYTHING died in this house: the wicked witch of Dawson's Creek, a little boy strangled by an enormous collar, a not so merry maid, Tonto, Toto, Robbie the Robot, disco, plaid, Jimmy Hoffa, the 1986 New York Mets, Tara Reid's career...I mean the list goes on and on. What ISN'T HAUNTING this house?
My monkey got so scared he almost had a heart-attack...and rest assured, he would be haunting a Cineplex in Lima, Peru if it weren't for the mouth to mouth resuscitation I had to perform.
My monkey later explained to me what really happens during a near death experience. Apparently it smells like Lindsey Lohan's farts before raining frogs.
Who knew? Monkey heaven sure sounds funny to me. But this movie smelled better! I'll be staying right here on earth, thank you very much!