Marvelously Underwhelming and Unoriginal

Rating: 1/10 (3 December 2014)

Did the conjuring really deserve a 1? No... but the rating on IMDb for this film is way too high and should probably be around a strong 5 to light 6. I will not go into all the reasons this film was so medium, bur I would like to EMPHASIZE that this film received a tremendous amount of hype and publicity despite a complete lack of originality.. there were plot holes up the wahoo (far more than the average horror film)... the special affects were laughable... EVERY Cliché IMAGINABLE WAS INCLUDED (dog freaking out, clock stopping at the same time, possessed dolls.. SPOOKY)... FURTHERMORE, THE ACTORS MADE THE MOVIE FEEL LIKE A STICOM. THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS THE ACTOR FORM OFFICE SPACE FOR CRYING OUTLOUD. HE IS A FUNNY MAN BUT HOLY GUACAMOLE HE SHOULD NOT BE IN A HORROR FILM...
I apologize.. I lost my cool back there.. but I presume my point was made... don't watch this movie if you have seen your fair share of horror films.. Watch it if you are a lilly dipper.