Another un-thrilling thriller!

Rating: 1/10 (30 August 2014)

PG4, meaning that if you're over four years old, you can't get in, you can only stand in the lobby and eat free popcorn, free as long as you repeatedly press the "Liked this movie" button. Now don't get me wrong, it has its moments. 500 or so, by my count, each one a mild variation of the same semi-subliminal facial distortion cued to low frequency booming audio. I couldn't help but have major objections to everything in this movie, from its stupid premise to the gradual introduction of its asinine characters, but especially its lame attempt, endless attempts, to be scary. And by God, I would have been scared, too, if I had even a minimal belief and interest in the story and the characters. As it was, I was simply tired of such obvious manipulation, and felt a genuine relief when the credits finally rolled.
Sjw