P. O. S. But you might like it . . .

Rating: 1/10 (27 July 2013)

. . . if you're a misogynistic Christian ideologue who wouldn't know a good film if it bit you on the bible belt. If you have any doubts, just compare this stinkburger to Poltergeist or The Exorcist, which are brilliantly conceived, well-written, and intelligently-directed films on the same topic, also set in the 70s. Or The Birds, since these doofuses decided to have a bunch fly around and at the house for no particular reason.
Out of a mess of horribly-written lines, I think my favorites were "A haunting can be like getting gum on your shoe" and "She's heading toward the house! She smells like rotten meat!" Since no one in the film could act, though, the bad script doesn't matter that much. And it's so predictable that you can tell every single time something's about to jump out or appear or drop in. The only real horror in this film is that something this badly made got into the theaters.