The Yawning 2

Rating: 2/10 (22 June 2016)

I must have dozed off a couple of times while the movie was on, I remember waking up with every jump scare. And then going back to sleep.
What a terrible movie this is. It's not scary, at all. I can't believe people actually pay money to watch this in theaters.
This is a perfect example of what I call "scary movie for kids"
It is a movie for kids no more than 8 years old. After that age, kids have already figured out which are the real scary movies. Old and new.
Wanna know how an 8 year old kid knows this is a kids movie ? Because the basic characters in the movie are 6 year old kids. Hahaha.
Furthermore on this rather boring and uninspiring 2 hours of my life, I have very little to add, except the fact that someone out there is pouring water into the horror movie glass of red wine. All the time.
Watching this film felt exactly like watching Bambi or any other kid's cartoons. It felt like I was watching a movie for kids. Boring, adds absolutely nothing to the genre, a Disneyland ride on fake horror films.
Yes this is a fake horror film. Empty inside, terrible story and a see through ending. ("creepy" is the moon to the creators)
Great Spoilers coming your way :
The Conjuring 3 will feature 2 year old kids having a go in their diapers and the nanny will save them from the evil that makes them go in their diapers. Conjuring 4 will be the same but this time the 2 year old kids will be pissing in the diapers and the mother of the nanny will save them from the haunted house.
Maybe then we will start doing hand paintings and get a gold star from the movie theater owner.
Retitled : MAMA & PAPA SCARY MOVIE 2 (The Great Beyawn)