People had very little to worry about in the Late 1900s . . .

Rating: 6/10 (14 June 2016)

. . . Warner Bros. shows us in THE CONJURING 2, a "true story" from that era. Not a single unnatural death or serious injury results from "one of the most heavily documented cases of Paranormal Activity in Human History." Contrast that with Today's World. You go to a concert, and 88 people are shot dead with assault rifles. You go to a nightclub, and 49 people are shot dead with assault rifles. You send your kid off to elementary school, and 27 people are shot dead with assault rifles. You go to your office Christmas party, and 14 people are shot dead with assault rifles. You go to a movie, and 12 people are shot dead with assault rifles. You go to church, and 10 people are shot dead with assault guns. You watch the end of a marathon race, and 300 people are blown up with crock pots. Jets are being blasted out of the skies left and right, as trains and buses explode on the ground. Mosquitoes are out to kill your babies, and antibiotics no longer are able to kill deadly viruses. Warner is using THE CONJURING 2 as a means of urging Americans to elect a President who'll invest in Time Machine Infrastructure to let us all join the Warrens and Hodgsons in the serene and safe 1970s!