One of the worst movies of all times

Rating: 1/10 (30 August 2016)

This is definitely one of the worst movies made, it's 2h 14min of my life I will never get back. I bet that 50% of the movies budget has gone to paying off reviewers here.
It's supposed to be a horror movie but it's not scary at all. The movie relies on cheap jump scares accompanied with music to accelerate the effect, it has no eerie atmosphere, no kind of mystery and no creepiness going on at all. The ghosts/demons are rendered with terrible CGI effects, making it laughable instead of scary.
Lets talk about the obvious and stupid plot holes: * The amityville scene has no right being there, it has no logical place in the movie at all. Probably the director just wants to set up an opportunity to milk the franchise more. * We learn that the Marilyn Manson look-alike nun demon behind the massacre at amityville has flown to England to scare some girls there using a dead resident there named Bill because reasons. * The umbrella demon with terrible CGI shows up two times and then vanish because reasons (with no other explanations) * Nun demon, valak, can be banished by saying it's name which it told Lorraine.... WTF? This is beyond stupid! It told it's name even though this is the way to banish it? So incredibly stupid.. If I was Lucifer, Valak would have to clean out his desk because his/it's stupidity is beyond reasons * Ed's crucifix affects the ghost but not the trizillion crucifix in the bedroom * The demons masterplan to kill Ed is to impale him on a a tree... Come on! * The demon wants to possess the annoying girl in the family but in the end scene tries to impale her too because reasons
The only real horrifying thing in this movie is that the movie tries to shove it down our throats that this is a true story and the Warrens are heroes using the power of god. It's a known fact that the Warrens are hoaxers, manipulating broken families with mental illnesses to convince them they are haunted. It's both revolting and disgusting