Honestly the only thing your even mildly interested in is the bloody lion and he was 100% cgi!

Rating: 2/10 (10 December 2005)

Oh dear, oh dear. And you thought Harry Potter had bad child actors in it. Go and see Narnia and marvel at how these youngsters take acting to an all time low. The visual juxtaposition between actors is incredible as well. Never have you seen professional actors try so so hard to drag a performance out of these empty shells calling themselves stars. Narnia sees the likes of James McAvoy, Tilda Swinton and even Liam Neeson battling valiantly to create a good film against poor cgi, an adequate score, a god-forsaken script and the worst performances given by children you have seen in your life. It is truly a terrible film and whilst your kids may enter the cinema shaking with glee rest assured they will exit shaking with sadness and confusion as to why Peter wore a crusaders outfit, why no one actually dies during war and how could someone have got such an easy formula so so wrong? Don't go and see Narnia, try medieval torture, you leave with the same effect. On the other hand Narnia makes a stomping good comedy movie, from the stupid boy's stupid dad's picture being broken to the little elf man catching an arrow in the chest. A laugh out loud feel good victim comedy that whole family can either cringe or snort derisively at with laughter. Honestly the only thing your even mildly interested in is the bloody lion and he was 100% cgi!