Are you kidding me?

Rating: 1/10 (9 December 2005)

Who is writing these reviews???? Did Disney tell it's executives to take Friday off and write Glowing reviews of this horrible movie? Where is Narnia? Has the professor been there? Why is the Queen so mad? What's her story? Why did the Lion leave at the end? What's the deal with the broken slab? These are a fraction of the unanswered questions that will leave you hanging. No backstory, no depth, this movie does not even deserve to mentioned in the same breath as LOTR, although it is obvious that the director sat through Peter Jackson 101 and thought that was enough. A "climactic" scene late in the film was probably meant to make the audience cheer with conviction...instead, everyone laughed at the horrible unconvincing acting. I want two hours of my life back!!!