Boring and Stupid

Rating: 1/10 (25 March 2006)

Not worth writing much about this one.
The plot was lame and unconvincing. Cliché piled upon cliché. Little kids suddenly able to kill huge monsters with one swing of a sword.
The mysterious aspects were never explained, like who all these people were, who was the witch, why does Santa suddenly show up and give everyone presents, what was this prophesy that makes everyone bend over backward for these little kids and make them kings and queens even though they're just kids and have never been there before? And just what the heck is this Narnia place anyway, other than a magic land with talking animals? I read the books as a kid and liked them. I don't remember them being as stupid as this movie. Anyway, skip the movie and read the books. Despite being based on a classic book, this is just another dumb Disney film that takes its audience for granted.