I want my hour back

Rating: 2/10 (9 December 2005)

that's about as long as I lasted in this utter piece of crap. I can't imagine the cast and crew sat at the screening and thought job well done. It was as if the director thought he was doing LOTR cliff notes. The dialog was horrible and full of current references. About 30 minutes in I started looking around as I was in a not so full theater full of adults, wondering if I was the only one reeling from this assault to art sense, let alone common sense.
Technically it wasn't doing so bad, and there were a few good touches of the animals running and whatnot. There were a few cheesy CGI shots but honestly this was the least of this films problems. As others have mentioned above there was no reason to care about the characters, the actors themselves were struggling with a poor and tritely written script. It makes sense that the Christian Right is responsible for this mess, being as simplistic as they are.