Boring and Endless Drivel

Rating: 1/10 (14 April 2006)

Interminable twaddle from the overrated CS Lewis book has 4 snotty kids finding another world full of talking beavers at the back end of a wardrobe. YAWN. All the same old crap over and over again with beasties fighting in an endless computer-generated battle scene. Nothing new. Same old thing we've seen in dozens of other movies. Tilda Swinton and Jim Broadbent are trapped in this puke.
The kids are obnoxious as they act out the proper little British children fantasies until you scream at the screen for them to DIE, especially the ugly girl with the big lips.
A total pukefest from the very start to the end, seemingly 5 hours later. A complete waste of time, money, and effort.