Misanthropic take

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2005)

I saw this movie and let me just say, I am stunned. Stunned that ANYONE, let alone so many people, could possibly ever give this movie a good review. Lacking in any form of subtlety, grace, or anything resembling acting, I literally found myself watching the film through my fingers at times in sheer disgust and disbelief. The theater broke out in laughter often, although not at any point where the film attempted to be funny. I am truly amazed that this low-rent, thinly-veiled bible regurgitation made it into theaters. I can't believe I didn't walk out. Every single actor was awful, and as for the special effects being good in any way--that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. The blue screens were so bad at times as to provoke aforementioned theater laughter. A complete piece of garbage that should only have been shown late night on the Disney channel. My hate of this film occupied my conversations for days.