Pretty Cool, Needs more Centaurs, though

Rating: 7/10 (18 December 2005)

This was a pretty awesome movie. They definitely should have put more Centaurs in it, though. It was cool to see a centaur fight a minotaur, but that was just at the big battle at the end. The whole movie should have been centaurs and minotaurs fighting. Centaurs are way cooler than little English kids. The lion, Azzlan, he was cool. The goat boy, portrayed by Justin Timberlake, was okay. The Ice Queen lady should take a shower, and use Pert Plus. This just proves that White Women with dreads are evil. Anyway, lots of "blahhh" stuff in this movie, with a few incredible fight scenes and tons of cool centaurs. "King Kong" is about 40,000 times better, so go see that instead. Then, after you've seen Kong, and you're bored, go see this.